10 Ways to Annoy Charlie 백조
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob 또는 Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with 담홍색, 핑크 레이스 and 꽃 the call the station requesting to speak with Chief 백조 Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys 의해 Inner 원, 동그라미 and I Shot the Sheriff 의해 Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a 신고 at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the 신고 that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella 백조 pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the 다음 time he visits the 백조 residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip 검색 may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob 또는 Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with 담홍색, 핑크 레이스 and 꽃 the call the station requesting to speak with Chief 백조 Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys 의해 Inner 원, 동그라미 and I Shot the Sheriff 의해 Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a 신고 at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the 신고 that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella 백조 pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the 다음 time he visits the 백조 residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip 검색 may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
Preface:
I lived alone in this neverending universe.
It wasn't fair being the only one of your kind. It wasn't fair to have no one to talk to 또는 relate to. I'm scared, even though I'm stronger than any other human 또는 animal, I had no choice of this life but sometimes i didn't mind it. I had forever to find a family 또는 friends, but i wasn't going to wait that long. I didn't have to wait really but I didn't wont those people to end up like me 또는 even worse I didn't want to kill them in the process. But if I wanted a better life than sitting around and wasting it I had to try, succeed 또는 not I would still keep trying.
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I lived alone in this neverending universe.
It wasn't fair being the only one of your kind. It wasn't fair to have no one to talk to 또는 relate to. I'm scared, even though I'm stronger than any other human 또는 animal, I had no choice of this life but sometimes i didn't mind it. I had forever to find a family 또는 friends, but i wasn't going to wait that long. I didn't have to wait really but I didn't wont those people to end up like me 또는 even worse I didn't want to kill them in the process. But if I wanted a better life than sitting around and wasting it I had to try, succeed 또는 not I would still keep trying.
I hope 당신 like the start of my new story Midnight crest. Plz 코멘트 and rate.
Thanks for reading. Stepphy XD
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2.I went to do my first big movie when I was 17. I was in South Africa for three and half months, and I was 의해 myself.
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4.I've got a terrible memory -- I end up repeating myself quite a lot. The only thing I can remember is that I'm going to repeat myself!