10 Ways to Annoy Charlie 백조
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob 또는 Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with 담홍색, 핑크 레이스 and 꽃 the call the station requesting to speak with Chief 백조 Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys 의해 Inner 원, 동그라미 and I Shot the Sheriff 의해 Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a 신고 at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the 신고 that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella 백조 pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the 다음 time he visits the 백조 residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip 검색 may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob 또는 Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with 담홍색, 핑크 레이스 and 꽃 the call the station requesting to speak with Chief 백조 Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys 의해 Inner 원, 동그라미 and I Shot the Sheriff 의해 Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a 신고 at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the 신고 that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella 백조 pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the 다음 time he visits the 백조 residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip 검색 may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.