…doesn’t matter which gender that Cullen is.
9: Tell him Bella is gay.
8: Tell Alice he is in 사랑 with her… leave Alice to the rest.
7: Force him to listen to a 4 또는 더 많이 시간 speech about how hot Edward is.
6: “Accidently” sign him up for ballet classes…
…and invite Edward and Bella to come watch him perform.
5: Get Edward to take him to a dog obedience course.
4: Paint his motor cycle pink…
…tell him Edward did it
…let Edward have a little fun with mutt boy
3: Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
2: Dress up as an animal control officer and chase him around.
1: Buy him a cat. Name it Edward.
