트와일라잇 시리즈 Article: 25 things Bella would do if 당신 hurt Renesmee..... (you harm a head on Nessie's head, your dead!)

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25 things Bella would do if 당신 hurt Renesmee..... (you harm a head on Nessie's head, your dead!)

posted by sapherequeen

1. Snarl at you
2. Throw something at you
3. Possibly kill you
4. Kick 당신 into the 다음 continent
5. Throw 당신 into the 다음 cotinent
6. 헤로인 당신 in the face and break it
7. Get Jacob so she comfort Renesmee and so he can take care of you
8. Get pinned down 의해 Emmett so she won't kill you
9. Scream at you
10. Tell you, "Run while 당신 still can!"
11. 펀치 당신 and break your jaw into pieces
12. Get Rosalie to help
13. Perhaps Rosalie will do the dirty work for Bella while everyone's comforting Renesmee
14. Spit at you
15. Drink your blood
16. Try to go at your throat
17. Crush 당신 with a giant boulder
18. Crush 당신 with the Cullens' house!
19. Pair 당신 up with Mike
20. Get Charlie to arrest you....
21. Give the Volturi an excuse to go after you...
22. Drown 당신 in the ocean when the weather's bad
23. Burry 당신 alive in a box (SCARY!!!!)
24. Stomp a hole in the ground and put 당신 in it
25. Say you're lucky Edward's not getting into this (of course 당신 won't believe that and think it'll be the other way around if Edward was the one here and pissed at you)
26. And perhaps the list will go on...... :D

twilightfrk, BruCaS_LoVE and 7 others like this

Twilight597 lol snarl is a funny word my friend and i joke around with it lol funny though

twilight0girl lol!good job

twilight825 lol so true i love it and that pic of Nessie an Bella is so cool

teamalice_0 cute and funny

coollaney1 i love bella! im tearing up! lol

bellaroseswan lol it was cool but maybe it should have sayed though u down a hill into a tree then a wall then in a car though a boulder on and then though u off a cliff if u dont die i will kill u

Lauren97 lmao at no. 13!

Lollipop2121 1. Kill you 2. Choke you 3. Break your neck 4. Throw you into the wall 5. Have Rosalie slit your throat 6. scream at you so hard your ears explode 7. Get the Volturi all over your ass 8. Throw a wet smock at you 9. Have Emmett and Jasper crush you as a bolder 10. Get a pissed of Alice to change your outfit 11. Let Nessie bite you 12. Have Jacob phase on top of you 13. Have the wolf pack turn you into a chew toy 14. Throw a hot dog at your face 15. "eat" you 16. Turn you intp a vampire and expose you to the world and you get killed 17. Throw a cup of blood all over you 18. Rip your limbs of one by one 19. Stab you 20. Have Carlisle give you a strip tease 21. Have Bella anounce to the world that you have came out of the closet 22. Stab your eyes out with chop sticks 23. Make the New Boyz come and jerk on you 24. Make an old lady throw her granny panties at you 25. Have miley cyrus do a dance for you

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The Past Will Never Change Chapter 4

posted by lollipopszx3

I quickly turned my head away. Just feeling his presence near me, makes me want to melt.

"Bella. Look at me." He placed his hand on to my arm, before he jerked back. I looked up, to see Johnson holding him back.

"Get away." He growled into Edward's ear. Even if I didn't see him for such a long time, it still hurt me to see Edward in so much pain like this. It shouldn't, in fact bother me at all, but for some strange reason, I felt like hitting Johnson in the face for even putting a hand on Edward.

"But... Bella." He said, in that smooth velvety voice, the one he used to use on me, to get what...

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How Bella and Edward met (my story)

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
I am at school just like normal. I've been mainly chatting to my friends; but they got their own lives and boyfriends. And yet- I haven't got one. I am perfectly fine with that; but I can't help wondering what it would be like if I had one. Mike is just a good friend, so is Tyler and all the other guys at school, but Edward... was different. I met him on my first 일 in class, (in bio,) cause we are parteners. But I don't know because we are kinda rivals in a way because he hates me for some reason. I done nothing to him, but he judges me before he even knows me. He doesn't speak...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [EIGHTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
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[EIGHTEEN]
    "He's a dead man!" Tabra blurted, and I swerved a bit on the road.
    "We need to get to him before they do."
    "This is borad 일 light, he can't sneak past the guards like before." I was thinking outloud, and no one interrupted me. "He won't make it three steps with that weapon in his hand, and he'll be shot down."
    "Maybe not." Shropee said, and I turned a left curve.
    "What do 당신 mean?" I asked her,...

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Jacob Gave Bella PAYBACK

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
link
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a 키싱 sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright 당신 win!
*calls him*
Jacob: 저기요 its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 시간 Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*

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Renn and Micah's Life Chapter 7. (A continuation of Renn and Jakes Life)

posted by WritenOnTheSand

We sit down and I can instantly tell that Micah is uncomfortable. He looks around and then stares at the salt shaker.

"Whats wrong Micah?" I lean over and try to see what he is staring at.

"Why is there a dead bug in the salt?" His eyes widen as it starts to move.

He scoots his chair back slightly, and doesn't take his eyes off the beetle in the salt shaker.

He looks at me for a 스플릿, 분할 seccond and says, "Can we go somewhere else?" There is fright in his eyes and I feel symathetic for him. He has always hated bugs. He got it from me.

"Yes." I stand up grab my 지갑 and watch as he jusmps out...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIX]
Two words. Two words was all Jerek said after Tabra told him what Shropee told us. "I'm in." Those two words confined our 다음 job. With those two words, I was scared. With those two words I knew this would come out in a disaster. Those two little words told me many things. And they asked the familiars: who, what, when, where, and why. Well, just for a 초 until those two words brought me back into the conversation. Two words was all it took. Two words brought me to my death.

Here's...

just a twist chapter 9

posted by mia1emmett

i dont know should this be the last chapter... ok ill see if i want to right 더 많이
Chapter 9
Embry:)
I remember that 일
I was on the stairs on my laptop typing away when Jacob ran through the doors. Edward growled for a 초 then he stood in shock. Jacob ran into Emmett’s face and was screaming:
Jake: “Emmett Embry imprinted on her”
Em: “who?”
Jake: “you know who!”
Em: “no he couldn’t have!”
Jake: “he did”
Em: “when?!”
Jake: “yesterday at the bonfire”
Em: “she was there?
Jake: “yeah”
Em: “Embry...

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Lie No Matter What Time,Tell The Truth Never(Chapter Three)

posted by moolah

Chapter Three:
Alice’s P.O.V:
As we pulled into the little hut we would be staying in we heard Bella whine. “Can’t we go to a hotel?” I shook my head, “No, Bella. We’re staying somewhere private!” She finally gave up whenever she saw her room. “Nice!” It was bigger than the outside appeared and on the side of the beach. The wooden frame was painted a light green that sparked in the light. The 부엌, 주방 was well kept with a 체리 wood 표, 테이블 and a glass vase full of daisies on the table-top. My room was painted a very light 담홍색, 핑크 like a powder room and had a 퀸 sized bed. It...

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Lie No Matter What Time,Tell The Truth Never(sequel to True Lies,Teen Girls)Chapter One

posted by moolah

Chapter One:
Bella’s P.O.V:
I hit the coldness of Edward’s arms lovingly and with life. Alice had her business suit on and Rose was sitting on the 침상, 소파 다음 to me and Edward. Alice was now on the phone with Renee’. “Yeah, that sounds great! Sure, Renee’.” Alice chuckled. “That sounds great! Alright, yes. Can’t wait! See 당신 soon.” I rolled my eyes and looked up at Edward, “What did I just do?” His eyes twinkled in the light of the room. “Because 당신 were being nice.” I laughed and looked down at the amazing ring that stuck to my finger. I grinned at it and kissed his...

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My Moon, My Man. Chapter 8

posted by AnonymousXXX

Chapter 8

Just thought I would give 당신 some of Ethan’s point of view.
Ethan.

It pained me to leave her but I had to. I try to see and be in her dream but she wasn’t dreaming. This confused me and frustrated me than my great aunt Alice. She had to play dress up with my imprint NOW. Alana was stone, cold on the 침대 unconscious. She was picking at my nerves and sending me over edge.
“Ethan 당신 will survive. I know 당신 don’t think so right now but 당신 will because she needs you.” Edward was trying his best to keep me calm.
“How do 당신 know? 당신 can’t even read her mind. 당신 also don’t...

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Unspoken

posted by jacob_lover5253

Here is Jacob's POV sorry I didn't post earlier my dad dragged me on a fishing trip. lol...but it was fun! :)

Chapter 16. (Jacob)

I can't believe Bella would be so stupid to do this. I heard her thoughts go away as she phased. She addressed the 뱀파이어 의해 name. I heard her talking to them. "Tanya, Kate, Carmen, Elenazer nice to finally meet you." I heard her say. "I know 당신 don't know me but I would have meet 당신 sooner 또는 later. I'm Bella." She held her hand out for them to shake it. I growled. She could get herself killed. I tuned out what they were talking but I knew everyone was listening...

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When I Left-Chapter 1

posted by twilight_james

This story is also avaible on www.twilighted.net under the same name.
The only chapter from Edward's POV.
Disclaimer-You recognize, I don't own. Simple. Anything else=mine

I didn’t know how long it had been, since I had committed the atrocious deed. All I knew was that my chest had been carved open, and someone had wrenched my 심장 out. The pain was washing over my body in waves, each one worse than the last, each one dragging me further into my personal hell.
I heard a car come up the driveway. My hands clenched around the floorboards, ripping some of the up in the process, as my screams continued...

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'Eclipse' Has Biggest Wednesday-Night Opening Ever

posted by goldust

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This weekend could go down in history as the Fourth of July when the 뱀파이어 and 늑대인간 took over. Based on preliminary figures from Wednesday night's opening of "Eclipse," Deadline Hollywood is reporting that the third "Twilight" movie is expected to have the best-ever midweek opening in history, with a $65 million...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWENTY-FOUR]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWENTY-FOUR]
(THIS IS JEREK's CHAPTER!!! LIKE, THE WHOLE CHAPTER IS IN HIS POINT OF VIEW!! ENJOY!!)
    Was I suppossed to be nervous like this? If so, I wasn't. If not, good, because I wasn't, as I just said.
    "Let's go, time for the reunion to go outside of this creepy place." I said, and we started for the secret 도서관, 라이브러리 book case door.
    "Where do 당신 think you're going?" The girl I saw turning the corner earlier asked me. Shit.
    "Uhh..."...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Seventeen?)

posted by moolah

"This was never going to end was it?"-This story takes during Eclipse

True Lies, Teen Girls:
Alice’s P.O.V:
“Umm, Mr.?” I asked the man upfront. He kept driving, “Yes?” “Can I talk…to my brother?” I asked. He grumbled then finally sighed, “I guess.” “Thanks.” “Whatever.” I sighed and looked over at Edward, “I didn’t do this.” He rolled his eyes, “Alice! When are 당신 gonna realize that Charlie hates me.” I looked at him. “I’m never gonna get out. And I’ll NEVER see Bella again.” I shook my head, “Carlisle’s gonna bail us out, Ed.” Edward looked down, “Look, Ali. I 사랑 you. 당신 know that. I always will...but…just...

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emmett cullen 사랑 story chapter 15

posted by karpach_13

당신 got done petting the dog and then saw the time it was 8 at night.
You: Sabrina dear it is time for bed.
She nodded and ran to the house. 당신 laughed and went towards the house. 당신 went in and put her to 침대 after she was in her pajamas. 당신 kissed her night and went to your room. 당신 saw Emmett looking at a 사진 album.
You: Well, handsome what are 당신 looking at?
Em: Oh just pictures and imagining 당신 in a sexy outfit.
He smiled and 당신 giggled and shut the door and went to him in no time. 당신 kissed him and before 당신 knew it 당신 both were naked. (I am going to let 당신 use your imagination)...

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emmett culen 사랑 story chapter 11

posted by karpach_13

당신 got there and saw Rose and Edward making out on the couch. 당신 laughed and then cleared your throat.
You: Wow. Didn't see that coming.
Alice: Me either. This is very awkward.
They were staring at 당신 guys now embaressed.
Em: Now that 당신 both are done making out. Carlisle, Esme, and Jasper please get in here.
They got there in no time.
Carlisle: Yes Emmett.
Your thoughts: I hope they believe.
You froze again.
*Vision 3*
The little girl is still tied up and is being raped. She is screaming and crying. But, then he cuts her throat. She is bleeding to death.
*End of Vision*
You: Alice. It is getting worse....

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emmett cullen 사랑 story chapter 8

posted by karpach_13

당신 have been in so much pain with the burning going through your body. 당신 feel like screaming and pouring water on your body to put out the fire. The thing that is keeping 당신 sane is the pictures of your family. 당신 only see them and that is what 당신 think is pulling 당신 through. 당신 see all of their smiling face. But, now they are starting to disappear. No they can't disappear. All that 당신 see now is darkness pure black darkness. 당신 are so confused. 당신 are trying 검색 for the 이미지 but, all 당신 see is nothing. 당신 still feel the 불, 화재 burning in you.
Emmett POV:
It has been 2 1/2 days...

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True Lies, Teen Girls(Chapter Thirteen)

posted by moolah

Bella’s P.O.V:
“What?” she asked Alice confused. “We’re…you; I and Edward are going to jail.” “What the hell, Alice?” I screamed. I wasn’t going to jail. Charlie would absolutely kill me. Kill me. I ran over to the phone and called Edward on his cell phone. “Whoa, whoa, Bella…you’ll disturb him and he’ll fr-e...” Edward had already picked it up, “Bella? Alice? Rosalie?” he asked. “Bella.” I answered. “Oh, hello my love.” I giggled, happily, “Yeah, umm are 당신 almost done?” He appeared to be thinking, “Yes, love-let me finish up this elk and I will...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIX]
The 다음 thing I knew, was that it was only half-past midnight and Jerek was gone. I looked at the bathroom door and saw it was opened all the way. So, I got up, feeling groggy, and wondering where he went. I went into the kitchen, and noticed the place felt eerily quiet. The air was thick with death, and I could only wonder what happened. I passed through the meeting room, and saw it empty. I went into the kitchen, it was vacant too. I checked the bunkers and checked to see if everyone...