트와일라잇 시리즈 Article: 25 things Bella would do if 당신 hurt Renesmee..... (you harm a head on Nessie's head, your dead!)

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25 things Bella would do if 당신 hurt Renesmee..... (you harm a head on Nessie's head, your dead!)

posted by sapherequeen

1. Snarl at you
2. Throw something at you
3. Possibly kill you
4. Kick 당신 into the 다음 continent
5. Throw 당신 into the 다음 cotinent
6. 헤로인 당신 in the face and break it
7. Get Jacob so she comfort Renesmee and so he can take care of you
8. Get pinned down 의해 Emmett so she won't kill you
9. Scream at you
10. Tell you, "Run while 당신 still can!"
11. 펀치 당신 and break your jaw into pieces
12. Get Rosalie to help
13. Perhaps Rosalie will do the dirty work for Bella while everyone's comforting Renesmee
14. Spit at you
15. Drink your blood
16. Try to go at your throat
17. Crush 당신 with a giant boulder
18. Crush 당신 with the Cullens' house!
19. Pair 당신 up with Mike
20. Get Charlie to arrest you....
21. Give the Volturi an excuse to go after you...
22. Drown 당신 in the ocean when the weather's bad
23. Burry 당신 alive in a box (SCARY!!!!)
24. Stomp a hole in the ground and put 당신 in it
25. Say you're lucky Edward's not getting into this (of course 당신 won't believe that and think it'll be the other way around if Edward was the one here and pissed at you)
26. And perhaps the list will go on...... :D

twilightfrk, BruCaS_LoVE and 7 others like this

Twilight597 lol snarl is a funny word my friend and i joke around with it lol funny though

twilight0girl lol!good job

twilight825 lol so true i love it and that pic of Nessie an Bella is so cool

teamalice_0 cute and funny

coollaney1 i love bella! im tearing up! lol

bellaroseswan lol it was cool but maybe it should have sayed though u down a hill into a tree then a wall then in a car though a boulder on and then though u off a cliff if u dont die i will kill u

Lauren97 lmao at no. 13!

Lollipop2121 1. Kill you 2. Choke you 3. Break your neck 4. Throw you into the wall 5. Have Rosalie slit your throat 6. scream at you so hard your ears explode 7. Get the Volturi all over your ass 8. Throw a wet smock at you 9. Have Emmett and Jasper crush you as a bolder 10. Get a pissed of Alice to change your outfit 11. Let Nessie bite you 12. Have Jacob phase on top of you 13. Have the wolf pack turn you into a chew toy 14. Throw a hot dog at your face 15. "eat" you 16. Turn you intp a vampire and expose you to the world and you get killed 17. Throw a cup of blood all over you 18. Rip your limbs of one by one 19. Stab you 20. Have Carlisle give you a strip tease 21. Have Bella anounce to the world that you have came out of the closet 22. Stab your eyes out with chop sticks 23. Make the New Boyz come and jerk on you 24. Make an old lady throw her granny panties at you 25. Have miley cyrus do a dance for you