*Theme song plays*
Chris: welcome to TD vs wild
Chris: last episode we saw kayla take the drop of shame into Ireland
Chris: In todays episode no body is going 집 but they dont know that HA
Chris: I 사랑 being evil
*In the Passenger hold*
Jessica: *looks out window* woah we going to the jungle
Cedric: I cant tell what jungle it is
Penny: *to cedric* oh why do 당신 have to identify everything
Cedric: Cause I know everything
Penny: *giggles then smiles*
*In the mess hall*
Jake: *takes a drink of his soda* ugh
Ya'vanti: *to jake* something up dude
Jake: I just dont get why penny doesnt hang out with me as much anymore
Ya'vanti: Its proboly nothing
Jake: your proboly right
*On the other side of the room*
Talia: *giving the death glare to jordan*
Jordan: *scared to death of talia*
Mason: *watching them* *thinks* ahh the sweet smell of tension ha ha
Chris: everybody 신고 to the passenger hold
*Everybody shows up*
Chris: WE HAVE JUST BEEN HIT 의해 A MISSLE EVERYBODY OUT OF THE PLANE!!!
Jake: ahhhh
Cedric: *kicks door open*
Cedric: penny 당신 go first
Penny: look out below *jumps*
*Cedric and Jake jump next*
*Jessica and Mason jump*
Mason: great missles *Sarcastic*
*Talia jumps holding jordan 의해 the neck*
Jordan: ahhhhhhhhh
Ya'vanti: *jumps* whats 다음 on this f***ing show
*On the Plane*
Chris: *to chef* I wonder when there gonna relieze there is no missile
Chef: IDK
*In the Jungle*
Mason: what the plane didnt explode
Cedric: I hate chris
Chris: *appears out of nowhere* hello victims
Talia: ugh 당신 again
Jake: great where are we next
Chris: Today we are in the jungles of vietnam
Ya'vanti: what???
Mason: where in a war zone??
Chris: not any more
Jordan: oh
Chris: today 당신 just have to get across the jungle with out getting blown up 또는 caught in booby traps
Jordan: he said booby
Talia: *kicks jordan in the kiwis*
Jordan: ahhh *falls on the ground* 당신 b****
Chris: stop the violence for now
Jake: 저기요 it was just getting good
Ya'vanti: yeah
Penny: 당신 guys are mean
Chris: run through the jungle now!!!
*everybody goes into the jungle*
*camera goes to jessica*
Jessica: why did he say we could get blown up
Mason: cause there are like tons of abandoned land mines around here
Jessica: great were gonna die
*camera goes to jake*
Jake: *puts hand on rock* ugh man I hate the jungle
Ya'vanti: yeah its too hot and it all looks the same
Jake: *screams* ahh
Ya'vanti: what happened
Jake: I got bit 의해 a snake
Chris: *yells through the jungle* Jake is out of this challenge
Jake: *walks to plane* do 당신 have an antidote
Chris: IDK
Jake: ugh *goes on plane*
*camera goes to Penny and Cedric*
Cedric: be carefull its really overgrown here
Penny: I'll be fine *slips and twists her ankle* ahh
Cedric: *runs to her* are 당신 ok
Penny: no I twisted my foot
Cedric: do 당신 want me to help you
Penny: yeah that would be great
Cedric: *picks her up and looks into her eyes*
Penny: *kisses cedric on the lips* lets go get me out of here
Cedric: *carrying penny*
*camera goes to Talia and Jordan*
Jordan: woah there are like caves every where
Talia: *still pissed* ugh
Jordan: whats your problem
Talia: what do 당신 have thats so important
Jordan: *takes out cell phone and shows talia the video of Cedric and Penny kissing*
Talia: what the f*** that jerk *almost cries*
Jordan: now if 당신 want revenge all 당신 have to do is get cedric jelous
Talia: *sighs* I would never sink that low
Jordan: really 또는 are 당신 just keeping up the tough act
Talia: *mad* fine I do want revenge!!!
Jordan: then make him jelous
Talia: ok
*at the finish line*
Chris: where are they
*explosion goes off in the jungle*
Mason: *lands infront of chris* Stupid mines *gets up* ugh
Jessica: 저기요 mason we got here first!!
Mason: yeah what ever
*Cedric, Penny and Ya'vanti show up*
Ya'vanti" *out of breath* Stupid jungle I hate snakes
Cedric: 저기요 penny do 당신 think 당신 can walk
Penny: yeah maybe *stands up* ok I think im fine
*talia and Jordan show up*
Talia: were here and alive
Jordan: I think ugh
Chris: it looks like Team Water wins again
Jordan: dammit
Ya'vanti: ugh jakes proboly going home
Talia: what happened to him
Ya'vanti: he got bit 의해 a snake
Talia: ohh i hope he's ok
Jordan: *elbows talia in the shoulder* *whispers to her* hello the plan
Talia: right
*at the Elimination ceremony*
Chris: team 불, 화재 please vote now
*5 분 later*
Chris: ok here is how it went-
Ya'vanti- 0 votes
Jordan- 1 votes
Talia- 0 votes
Jake- 3 votes
Chris: woah so it looks like Jake would be going 집 if this was an Elimination challenge
Everybody: what
Chris: Nobody is going 집 tonight
*In the mess hall*
Jake: *has hand all bandaged*
Talia: Jake are 당신 ok
Jake: i got bit 의해 a snake
Talia: wow but I guess its nothing for 당신 cause your big and strong *Hitting on jake*
Jake: yeah I guess *Bored*
*camera goes to chris*
Chris: We will see 당신 다음 time on TD vs Wild!!
Chris: welcome to TD vs wild
Chris: last episode we saw kayla take the drop of shame into Ireland
Chris: In todays episode no body is going 집 but they dont know that HA
Chris: I 사랑 being evil
*In the Passenger hold*
Jessica: *looks out window* woah we going to the jungle
Cedric: I cant tell what jungle it is
Penny: *to cedric* oh why do 당신 have to identify everything
Cedric: Cause I know everything
Penny: *giggles then smiles*
*In the mess hall*
Jake: *takes a drink of his soda* ugh
Ya'vanti: *to jake* something up dude
Jake: I just dont get why penny doesnt hang out with me as much anymore
Ya'vanti: Its proboly nothing
Jake: your proboly right
*On the other side of the room*
Talia: *giving the death glare to jordan*
Jordan: *scared to death of talia*
Mason: *watching them* *thinks* ahh the sweet smell of tension ha ha
Chris: everybody 신고 to the passenger hold
*Everybody shows up*
Chris: WE HAVE JUST BEEN HIT 의해 A MISSLE EVERYBODY OUT OF THE PLANE!!!
Jake: ahhhh
Cedric: *kicks door open*
Cedric: penny 당신 go first
Penny: look out below *jumps*
*Cedric and Jake jump next*
*Jessica and Mason jump*
Mason: great missles *Sarcastic*
*Talia jumps holding jordan 의해 the neck*
Jordan: ahhhhhhhhh
Ya'vanti: *jumps* whats 다음 on this f***ing show
*On the Plane*
Chris: *to chef* I wonder when there gonna relieze there is no missile
Chef: IDK
*In the Jungle*
Mason: what the plane didnt explode
Cedric: I hate chris
Chris: *appears out of nowhere* hello victims
Talia: ugh 당신 again
Jake: great where are we next
Chris: Today we are in the jungles of vietnam
Ya'vanti: what???
Mason: where in a war zone??
Chris: not any more
Jordan: oh
Chris: today 당신 just have to get across the jungle with out getting blown up 또는 caught in booby traps
Jordan: he said booby
Talia: *kicks jordan in the kiwis*
Jordan: ahhh *falls on the ground* 당신 b****
Chris: stop the violence for now
Jake: 저기요 it was just getting good
Ya'vanti: yeah
Penny: 당신 guys are mean
Chris: run through the jungle now!!!
*everybody goes into the jungle*
*camera goes to jessica*
Jessica: why did he say we could get blown up
Mason: cause there are like tons of abandoned land mines around here
Jessica: great were gonna die
*camera goes to jake*
Jake: *puts hand on rock* ugh man I hate the jungle
Ya'vanti: yeah its too hot and it all looks the same
Jake: *screams* ahh
Ya'vanti: what happened
Jake: I got bit 의해 a snake
Chris: *yells through the jungle* Jake is out of this challenge
Jake: *walks to plane* do 당신 have an antidote
Chris: IDK
Jake: ugh *goes on plane*
*camera goes to Penny and Cedric*
Cedric: be carefull its really overgrown here
Penny: I'll be fine *slips and twists her ankle* ahh
Cedric: *runs to her* are 당신 ok
Penny: no I twisted my foot
Cedric: do 당신 want me to help you
Penny: yeah that would be great
Cedric: *picks her up and looks into her eyes*
Penny: *kisses cedric on the lips* lets go get me out of here
Cedric: *carrying penny*
*camera goes to Talia and Jordan*
Jordan: woah there are like caves every where
Talia: *still pissed* ugh
Jordan: whats your problem
Talia: what do 당신 have thats so important
Jordan: *takes out cell phone and shows talia the video of Cedric and Penny kissing*
Talia: what the f*** that jerk *almost cries*
Jordan: now if 당신 want revenge all 당신 have to do is get cedric jelous
Talia: *sighs* I would never sink that low
Jordan: really 또는 are 당신 just keeping up the tough act
Talia: *mad* fine I do want revenge!!!
Jordan: then make him jelous
Talia: ok
*at the finish line*
Chris: where are they
*explosion goes off in the jungle*
Mason: *lands infront of chris* Stupid mines *gets up* ugh
Jessica: 저기요 mason we got here first!!
Mason: yeah what ever
*Cedric, Penny and Ya'vanti show up*
Ya'vanti" *out of breath* Stupid jungle I hate snakes
Cedric: 저기요 penny do 당신 think 당신 can walk
Penny: yeah maybe *stands up* ok I think im fine
*talia and Jordan show up*
Talia: were here and alive
Jordan: I think ugh
Chris: it looks like Team Water wins again
Jordan: dammit
Ya'vanti: ugh jakes proboly going home
Talia: what happened to him
Ya'vanti: he got bit 의해 a snake
Talia: ohh i hope he's ok
Jordan: *elbows talia in the shoulder* *whispers to her* hello the plan
Talia: right
*at the Elimination ceremony*
Chris: team 불, 화재 please vote now
*5 분 later*
Chris: ok here is how it went-
Ya'vanti- 0 votes
Jordan- 1 votes
Talia- 0 votes
Jake- 3 votes
Chris: woah so it looks like Jake would be going 집 if this was an Elimination challenge
Everybody: what
Chris: Nobody is going 집 tonight
*In the mess hall*
Jake: *has hand all bandaged*
Talia: Jake are 당신 ok
Jake: i got bit 의해 a snake
Talia: wow but I guess its nothing for 당신 cause your big and strong *Hitting on jake*
Jake: yeah I guess *Bored*
*camera goes to chris*
Chris: We will see 당신 다음 time on TD vs Wild!!
Geoff = Jeff hardy
Duncan = HHH
Trent = HBK
Courtney = Stephanie McMahon
Izzy = Mickie james (physco version)
Owen = Big show (good version)
Eva = Beth Phoenix
Heather = Lita
Noah = Edge
thats what i think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duncan = HHH
Trent = HBK
Courtney = Stephanie McMahon
Izzy = Mickie james (physco version)
Owen = Big show (good version)
Eva = Beth Phoenix
Heather = Lita
Noah = Edge
thats what i think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duncan:Whats the challenge hot chic?
Misty:Wishing me up a gift it has to be good to 또는 당신 will be in the bottom two
(Everyone wishes and Misty hears)
Harold:I wish misty had gum
Geoff:I wish Misty would be me party Princess
Duncan:I wish Misty looked like Courtney on TDI
Cody:I wish Misty would be mine
D.J.:I wish Misty had a Bunny
Justin:I wish Misty would 키스 me
Tyler:I wish Misty had a football
Trent:I wish Misty had a 사랑 song made bye me
Misty:Time to go to the bond fire
(Everyone goes to the bond fire)
Misty:Geoff your safe,Justin your safe,Cody your safe,D.J. your safe,Tyler your safe,Trent your safe
Misty:The bottom two is Duncan and Harold and whos 안전한, 안전 is...Duncan your 안전한, 안전 but sorry Harold 당신 wern't my type at all
(Harold leaves)
Heather Goes to the lunch line. "EWWWW! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS SLOP!?" "Fish Soup... NEXT!" "Umm.... Mr. McGreen, im allergic to Fish..." "THAN EAT BEEF 랍스터 NOODLE BEEF SOUP...TASTE LIKE SNOT!" "Umm... Nevermind." "NEXT!!" Courtney goes sit down 의해 Bridgette and Lindsay. "So guys I-"
"No Duncey your my smoopie smooch!" "No Anitta, Your my Smoopie Smooch!" "Blech!" "MATH TIME" Everyone:" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Ooh a note, its from..Duncan!?"
Dear Courtney, will 당신 be my... TO BE CONTINUED
"No Duncey your my smoopie smooch!" "No Anitta, Your my Smoopie Smooch!" "Blech!" "MATH TIME" Everyone:" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Ooh a note, its from..Duncan!?"
Dear Courtney, will 당신 be my... TO BE CONTINUED