Izzy: HI AND WELCOME TO... *trumpet music* THE IZZY AND DUNCAN WEBSHOW!!!!!!!
Duncan: (sarcasticly) Yay! I'm so fucking exited!
Izzy: ME TOO!!!!! NOW, WE'LL DO A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL, CHATTING!!!!
Duncan: It's a segment where we talk; now can I go home?
Izzy: No
Duncan:Pleeeeesssseeee???????????
Izzy: No
Duncan: I'll be your best friend!!!!
Izzy: I already have best friends, and here they come now!!!!
*Heather, Lindsay, and Courtney enter the room*
Duncan: COURTNEY 당신 LIAR!!!!!!!!
Courtney: What? phsyco girl offered me a couple of bucks for this.
Duncan: Unngghh....
Heather: So, what are we doing here?
Izzy: We're doing a new segment called Poke Duncan!!
Duncan: Crap...
*everyone starts poking Duncan*
Duncan: Oww...owww..AAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay: Sorry, that's my acupunture needle
Duncan: NEEDLE?????????????? 당신 idiot...
Izzy: Looks like we'll have to cut this segment short... TRENT TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!!!!
Trent: NO!!!!!!!THE 암캐, 암 캐 스톨, 훔친 MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney: I'll take him...
*Courtney takes Duncan to the hospital, with everyone else in the car. They are still being filmed.*
Lindsay: Sorry Duncan...
Duncan: 당신 FUCKING oww.... IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Courtney: Try to keep your cool for once, Duncan.
Heather: Yeah, Duncan. 또는 should I say... Dunc'd in BLOOD!!!!!!
*akward scilence*
Courtney: That's not funny.
Heather: I know.
Trent: Anyways... I don't even know why I'm coming... Duncan is a whore...
Izzy: 당신 still like Gwen don't you, Trent?!
Trent: HELL NO!!!!!
Izzy and Lindsay: Gwen and Duncan sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Trent: Grrr......
Duncan: Ahh, Gwen... *Courtney slaps him* I mean... STOP!
Izzy: We're going slow... are we in traffic?
Harold: And LOTS of it!!! My mad driving skills could get us to the hospital faster... but Duncan sucks so no skillage!
Noah: Yeah... whatever... oh and 의해 the way Duncan, I wrote 'kick me' on the back of your 셔츠 with Sharpee
Duncan: What color? OOWWW!!!!!
Noah: White.
Izzy: Ant I wrote 'Idiot' on his nose with the same marker!
*Noah and Izzy give eachother a fist bump*
Cortney: *looks at Duncan's nose* Yeah, it's on there...
Heather: And 당신 just got embarresed on the internet... 'cause we're still filming!
*shows Trent holding silver camcorder*
Duncan: THIS IS THE WORST 일 OF MY LIFE!!!
*Three hours later in the emergency room...*
Doctor: Here 당신 go Duncan... you'll be fine, but no hardcore physical activity for the rest of the month!
Duncan: Does that mean no crimes?
Doctor: Yes.
Duncan: Noooo!!!!!
*shows everyone else*
Izzy: This has been the Izzy Show planing to ruin Duncan's day! With Izzy...
Trent: And Trent...
Harold: And Harold...
Courtney: And Courtney...
Noah: And Noah...
Heather: And Heather...
Lindsay: And Lindsay...
Izzy: So tune into the 다음 episode of...
Everyone: THE IZZY SHOW!!!!!!!
Izzy: See 당신 later!
*everyone waves*