“No way am I wearing this.” Valtor frowned as Icy presented her with a pastel dress. “Absolutely not.”
Icy rolled his eyes. “Sure 당신 are.” He shoved the dress into her arms. “If I have to wear this ridiculous tux, 당신 have to wear a dress equally as appalling.”
“Whose idea was it to do this anyways.” Valtor muttered.
“You said 당신 needed new clothing.”
“No…I mean whose idea was it to swap the genders of everyone in all of Magix!?” Valtor threw her hands in the air.
“I thought that was your idea too.” Icy declared.
“Why would I…? What would that even accomplish?” Valtor folded her arms over her chest.
“I don’t know…people won’t recognize 당신 so 당신 can destroy them easier? That 또는 당신 simply wanted boobs of your own.”
“That is…only partially true.” Valtor admitted.
“So it was you?”
“No! No I had nothing to do with this one! I rather liked my goatee.” She rubbed her chin. “But now its gone.”
“The universe has a strange way of giving signs.”
“Signs that I needed to shave?”
“Exactly.” Icy replied.
“I just want to know who did this.” Valtor tossed the dress to the side. “Forget dress shopping, I’m gonna go figure it out.”
“Detective dumbass on the case.” Icy muttered.
“Are 당신 going to help?” Valtor asked.
“Honestly.” Icy started. “I really don’t care. We’re the bad guys anyways…just let the winx do their little fairy thing again. Saves us the trouble.”
“I don’t think I can stand another moment without my goatee.”
Icy rolled his eyes. “Of course not.”
Valtor kicked an empty plastic cup across the 음식 court. “How can 당신 be so…comfortable like this?”
Icy shrugged. “I said I just don’t care. And besides, it’s not embarrassing if everyone’s doing it.”
“If everyone jumped off a cliff would 당신 do it too?”
“I was probably the one to jump off the cliff to begin with, but thanks for the cliché’s.” Icy declared. “Now, how about we just forget about this little conundrum and get on with our lives…shall we?”
“I can’t. Not without my goatee.”
“Mention your facial hair one 더 많이 time and I’ll be rid of it myself once 당신 get it back.” Icy threatened. She rubbed Valtor’s head. “Now be a good girl and go get me something to drink will you?”
“Isn’t it the man’s job to buy the drink?” Valtor shot back.
“Since when was I interested in gender roles. Male…female, I’m still in charge here.”
“Of course 당신 are.” Valtor muttered and pulled out her wallet.
“But since you’re so into those gender roles…here.” Icy handed him the most floral and 담홍색, 핑크 지갑 she could find…steal rather.
“Thanks.” Valtor muttered. “You’re the most…loving boyfriend I’ve ever had.”
“I try my best.” Icy shrugged. “Now hurry up with that drink woman.”
“I’m a man!” Valtor declared.
“You try.” Icy muttered under her breath. “You try.”
“So, how’s your girlfriend?” Stormy dropped himself down 다음 to Icy.
Icy shrugged.
“Come on, 당신 have no fun stories about Valtora?”
“Valtora?”
“Oh yeah. Darius…Darcy and I have been coming up with new names for all of us. She’s Darius and I’m Lightning.” Stormy declared.
“Dear lord…what are 당신 calling me Stormy?”
“You mean Lightning! Well, I decided to call 당신 Jack Frost.”
“Way to be original…Lightning.” Icy frowned. “Couldn’t 당신 just call me Ice 또는 Blizzard…or anything but Jack Frost.”
“Where’s the fun in that?” Darcy joined the group.
“Is this the kind 당신 wanted?” Valtor interrupted.
Icy stared at the drink in his hand. “It’ll do…Valtora.”
Valtor sighed. “I’m out. Done. That’s enough for today. Can’t get any crazier than this.”
“Well 당신 just said the magic words.” Icy pointed out. “Don’t 당신 know that saying ‘things can’t get any worse…or crazier’ is just a plot device used to insert just that…something crazier.”
“You can’t do that!” Stormy yelled. “Breaking the 4th 벽 is not allowed in this fic!”
“It is now.” zanhar1… I mean Icy replied.
“Well how could this even get any weirder than genderbend?” Valtor asked.
“With a little mermaid magic!” Tritannus shouted shrilly.
“Doesn’t anyone care about copyright laws anymore.” Darcy frowned.
“With my mermaid powers I have switched everyone’s genders.” Tritannus confessed.
“Now why the hell would 당신 did 당신 do that?” Icy ran a hand over his hair.
“You see, I saw those winx girls doing all those transformation sequences and it made me realize that all I ever truly wanted in life was to be a magical girl.” Tritannus confessed. “You can just call me Tritella!”
“Okay then…” Icy replied. “Have fun with that.”
“I will Jack.” Tritannus shot him a cute and playful smile.
“Stop hitting on my boyfriend!” Valtor shouted. She got to her feet and wacked the mermaid with her purse. “How are 당신 even functioning on dry land!? You’re a sea creature!”
“Oh this is how we’re gonna end the fic right!?” Stormy asked. “With no explanation and no resolution?”
“Exactly my dear.” Icy replied. “That’s the in thing now after all…which I probably started.” He added just to keep Valtor from anymore ‘don’t go with the crowd’ clichés. “And what a way to end a fic.”
Icy rolled his eyes. “Sure 당신 are.” He shoved the dress into her arms. “If I have to wear this ridiculous tux, 당신 have to wear a dress equally as appalling.”
“Whose idea was it to do this anyways.” Valtor muttered.
“You said 당신 needed new clothing.”
“No…I mean whose idea was it to swap the genders of everyone in all of Magix!?” Valtor threw her hands in the air.
“I thought that was your idea too.” Icy declared.
“Why would I…? What would that even accomplish?” Valtor folded her arms over her chest.
“I don’t know…people won’t recognize 당신 so 당신 can destroy them easier? That 또는 당신 simply wanted boobs of your own.”
“That is…only partially true.” Valtor admitted.
“So it was you?”
“No! No I had nothing to do with this one! I rather liked my goatee.” She rubbed her chin. “But now its gone.”
“The universe has a strange way of giving signs.”
“Signs that I needed to shave?”
“Exactly.” Icy replied.
“I just want to know who did this.” Valtor tossed the dress to the side. “Forget dress shopping, I’m gonna go figure it out.”
“Detective dumbass on the case.” Icy muttered.
“Are 당신 going to help?” Valtor asked.
“Honestly.” Icy started. “I really don’t care. We’re the bad guys anyways…just let the winx do their little fairy thing again. Saves us the trouble.”
“I don’t think I can stand another moment without my goatee.”
Icy rolled his eyes. “Of course not.”
Valtor kicked an empty plastic cup across the 음식 court. “How can 당신 be so…comfortable like this?”
Icy shrugged. “I said I just don’t care. And besides, it’s not embarrassing if everyone’s doing it.”
“If everyone jumped off a cliff would 당신 do it too?”
“I was probably the one to jump off the cliff to begin with, but thanks for the cliché’s.” Icy declared. “Now, how about we just forget about this little conundrum and get on with our lives…shall we?”
“I can’t. Not without my goatee.”
“Mention your facial hair one 더 많이 time and I’ll be rid of it myself once 당신 get it back.” Icy threatened. She rubbed Valtor’s head. “Now be a good girl and go get me something to drink will you?”
“Isn’t it the man’s job to buy the drink?” Valtor shot back.
“Since when was I interested in gender roles. Male…female, I’m still in charge here.”
“Of course 당신 are.” Valtor muttered and pulled out her wallet.
“But since you’re so into those gender roles…here.” Icy handed him the most floral and 담홍색, 핑크 지갑 she could find…steal rather.
“Thanks.” Valtor muttered. “You’re the most…loving boyfriend I’ve ever had.”
“I try my best.” Icy shrugged. “Now hurry up with that drink woman.”
“I’m a man!” Valtor declared.
“You try.” Icy muttered under her breath. “You try.”
“So, how’s your girlfriend?” Stormy dropped himself down 다음 to Icy.
Icy shrugged.
“Come on, 당신 have no fun stories about Valtora?”
“Valtora?”
“Oh yeah. Darius…Darcy and I have been coming up with new names for all of us. She’s Darius and I’m Lightning.” Stormy declared.
“Dear lord…what are 당신 calling me Stormy?”
“You mean Lightning! Well, I decided to call 당신 Jack Frost.”
“Way to be original…Lightning.” Icy frowned. “Couldn’t 당신 just call me Ice 또는 Blizzard…or anything but Jack Frost.”
“Where’s the fun in that?” Darcy joined the group.
“Is this the kind 당신 wanted?” Valtor interrupted.
Icy stared at the drink in his hand. “It’ll do…Valtora.”
Valtor sighed. “I’m out. Done. That’s enough for today. Can’t get any crazier than this.”
“Well 당신 just said the magic words.” Icy pointed out. “Don’t 당신 know that saying ‘things can’t get any worse…or crazier’ is just a plot device used to insert just that…something crazier.”
“You can’t do that!” Stormy yelled. “Breaking the 4th 벽 is not allowed in this fic!”
“It is now.” zanhar1… I mean Icy replied.
“Well how could this even get any weirder than genderbend?” Valtor asked.
“With a little mermaid magic!” Tritannus shouted shrilly.
“Doesn’t anyone care about copyright laws anymore.” Darcy frowned.
“With my mermaid powers I have switched everyone’s genders.” Tritannus confessed.
“Now why the hell would 당신 did 당신 do that?” Icy ran a hand over his hair.
“You see, I saw those winx girls doing all those transformation sequences and it made me realize that all I ever truly wanted in life was to be a magical girl.” Tritannus confessed. “You can just call me Tritella!”
“Okay then…” Icy replied. “Have fun with that.”
“I will Jack.” Tritannus shot him a cute and playful smile.
“Stop hitting on my boyfriend!” Valtor shouted. She got to her feet and wacked the mermaid with her purse. “How are 당신 even functioning on dry land!? You’re a sea creature!”
“Oh this is how we’re gonna end the fic right!?” Stormy asked. “With no explanation and no resolution?”
“Exactly my dear.” Icy replied. “That’s the in thing now after all…which I probably started.” He added just to keep Valtor from anymore ‘don’t go with the crowd’ clichés. “And what a way to end a fic.”
On 일 1 of the WCSC (Winx Club Specialists Countdown) Roy was voted off. link. Roy was voted 54%, and Sky was voted 46% 의해 the fans. There they are, the 코멘트 about Roy.
link commented:
A specialist sent to take Nabu's place? As if!
link commented:
Never really liked him.
link commented:
He's nice, but noone can replace Nabu. Hope he comes back in this season 또는 at some point.
For me I was gonna pick him in the 초 round. At some way I actually quite like Roy, but I'm really angry that he is about to replace Nabu. Layla/Aisha seems to like him as well, but can't make a pick....
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link commented:
A specialist sent to take Nabu's place? As if!
link commented:
Never really liked him.
link commented:
He's nice, but noone can replace Nabu. Hope he comes back in this season 또는 at some point.
For me I was gonna pick him in the 초 round. At some way I actually quite like Roy, but I'm really angry that he is about to replace Nabu. Layla/Aisha seems to like him as well, but can't make a pick....
