These are genuine clips from British Council flat (apartment) tenants
complaining to the Council about problems with their flats
1. My 부시, 부시 대통령은 is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
fungus growing in it.
2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.
4. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
5. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would 당신 please do something about the noise made 의해 the man on 상단, 맨 위로 of me every
night.
6. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
7. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
8. My lavatory 좌석 is cracked, where do I stand?
9. I am 글쓰기 on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
10. Will 당신 please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife
tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are
plain filthy.
13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
cleared.
15. Will 당신 please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny
colour ¬ fit to drink.
16. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and
burnt my knob off.
17. The man 다음 door has a large erection in the back garden, which
is unsightly and dangerous.
18. Our 부엌, 주방 floor is damp. We have two children and would like a
third so please send someone round to do something about it.
19. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when
he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
20. I wish to 신고 that tiles are missing from the outside toilet
roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
complaining to the Council about problems with their flats
1. My 부시, 부시 대통령은 is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
fungus growing in it.
2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow.
4. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.
5. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would 당신 please do something about the noise made 의해 the man on 상단, 맨 위로 of me every
night.
6. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
7. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
8. My lavatory 좌석 is cracked, where do I stand?
9. I am 글쓰기 on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
10. Will 당신 please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife
tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are
plain filthy.
13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
cleared.
15. Will 당신 please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny
colour ¬ fit to drink.
16. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and
burnt my knob off.
17. The man 다음 door has a large erection in the back garden, which
is unsightly and dangerous.
18. Our 부엌, 주방 floor is damp. We have two children and would like a
third so please send someone round to do something about it.
19. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when
he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
20. I wish to 신고 that tiles are missing from the outside toilet
roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
