AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - 당신 have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. 당신 lie a great deal. 당신 make the same mistakes repeatedly because 당신 are stupid. Everyone thinks 당신 are a jerk.

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - 당신 have a vivid imagination and often think 당신 are being followed 의해 the FBI 또는 CIA. 당신 have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent 당신 for flaunting your power. 당신 lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - 당신 are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. 당신 too are a jerk....