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In case 당신 needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity

posted by Wendy99

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- 당신 could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson 겨울왕국 dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's 티라미수, 티라미스 디저트 (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread...

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Text Emoticons and Smileys

posted by Wendy99

Smiley symbols
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Happy
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당신 should read these quotes, THEY'RE FUCKING AWESOME! ;D

posted by Wendy99

인용구 I picked up online, they're about being yourself and what 당신 want to be in life =3

“You have to risk going too far to discover just how far 당신 can really go.”

“Today 당신 are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is you’er than you.”

“Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.

“Don’t live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.”

“Every struggle in your life has shaped 당신 into the person 당신 are today. Be thankful for the hard times; they can only make 당신 stronger.”...

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Sweet words for my Sweet Friend :)

posted by VengefulSpirit

Some 프렌즈 Are Forever

Sometimes in life,
you find a special friend:
someone who changes your life
by being a part of it.
Someone who makes 당신 laugh
until 당신 can't stop;
someone who makes 당신 believe
that there really is
good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there is an unlocked door
just waiting for 당신 to open it.
This is forever friendship...

When you're down,
and the world seems dark and empty,
your forever 프렌즈 lifts 당신 up in spirit
and make that dark and empty world
suddenly seem bright and full.
Your forever friend gets 당신 through
the hard times, the sad times,
and the confused times....

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posted by Wendy99

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posted by Wendy99

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Comebacks When Someone Says You're Gay

posted by tamar20

Now hold on a minute, not all of these are mine, some I randomly heard them and some are mine. Anyway, I hope 당신 guys like them. ;]

I 게시됨 this 기사 on the 랜덤 spot too so I said why not post it here, after all this is the right place. Hope 당신 like it. Thanks for reading. ;)

"Why, do 당신 find me irresistible?"

"No, I just dress better than you"

"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

"I 사랑 the 초 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl...

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What Each Kiss/Gesture Means

posted by Wendy99

"WHAT EACH 키스 MEANS"
- 키스 on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- 키스 on the Cheek: We're friends.
- 키스 on the Hand: I adore you.
- 키스 on the Neck: I want you, now.
- 키스 on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- 키스 on the Lips: I 사랑 YOU...

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding 당신 tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who 당신 are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like 당신 too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.

ADVICE:
-...

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심장 Touching Inspiring 인용구 About Life......................

posted by Wendy99

Famous Quote #1
People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln
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Famous Quote #2
Everyone has problems, some are just better at hiding them.
Unknown
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Famous Quote #3
If we did all the things that we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.
Thomas Edison
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Famous Quote #4
Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.
Dennis P. Kimbro
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Famous Quote #5
Sometimes your joy is the...

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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 분

posted by Wendy99

(You MUST read them out loud 또는 it doesnt make as much sense)...

1) That's not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are 당신 harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did 당신 go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think 당신 need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim

10) I thought 당신 were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah

For the losers who didn't get it..... you're dumb

- bulliten

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Symbols for cool text

posted by Wendy99

Symbols
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Also, take a look at my Text Emoticons and Smileys collection.

Money - Currency symbols
€ £ ¥ ¢...

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This romantic crap really got to me D;

posted by Wendy99

10th grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl 다음 to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the 일 before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a 키스 on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I 사랑 her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling...

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all the 인용구

posted by Wendy99

Never confuse motion with action -- Benjamin Franklin

When fortune knocks, open the door.

Before we set our hearts too much on anything, let us examine how happy are those who already possess it.

The eyes are the window to the soul.

A fault confessed is half redressed.

Know women, know pain, no women, no pain.

Beware the frumious Bandersnatch.

I used to be clueless about math, but I turned that around 360 degrees.

All men think all men mortal, but themselves.

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.

A friend to all is a friend to none.

A great...

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My 가장 좋아하는 Poem

posted by tamar20

Pure eyes, blue like a glassy head, 당신 are always looking at me, and I am always looking at you. Ah, you're too meek - beautiful, unspoiled: thus I'm so sad, I suffer - and so happy, it hurts - I want to hurt you. And destroy myself. What would 당신 think, if 당신 knew how I felt - would 당신 simply smile, not saying a word? Even curses from your mouth would be beautiful as pearls. I place my left hand on your face as though we were to kiss. Then I suddenly shove my thumb deep into your eye-socket. Abruptly, decisively, like drilling a hole. And what would it feel like? Like jelly? Trembling...

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Funny 인용구

posted by Wendy99

Last night I lay in 침대 looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The only reason people get 로스트 in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

The road to success is always under construction.

When I die, I want to go peacefully...

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Friendship 인용구

posted by Wendy99

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only 의해 this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My 프렌즈 are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for 당신 when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent 의해 Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the song...

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Me On Cleverbot

posted by tamar20

“User: So, how does this work?
Cleverbot: How does what work?
User: Do I just talk to you?
Cleverbot: And if I ask 당신 something about aritmetics?
User: I don’t care much for math.
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: What should I call you?
Cleverbot: Call me Heather. What should I call you?
User: Nicole. Nice to meet 당신 Heather.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet 당신 too. Do 당신 have a name?
User: Nicole.
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
User: Nicole.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet 당신 Nicole.
User: What do 당신 like to do?
Cleverbot: I like sport.
User: I like sports, occasionally.
Cleverbot: What sports do 당신 do?
User: None.
Cleverbot:...

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A Dozen Ways to Differentiate

posted by Wendy99

1. In school, 당신 do homework. In college, 당신 study.

2. In school, 당신 wear your backpack on one shoulder; in college, on both.

3. In college, the professors can tell 당신 the answer without looking at the teacher's guide.

4. In school, you're told what classes to take. In college, 당신 get to choose; that is, as long as the classes don't conflict and 당신 have the prerequisites and the classes aren't closed and you've paid your tuition.

5. In school, if 당신 mess up 당신 can usually sweet-talk your way out of it. In college, you're lucky to ever talk with the professor.

6. In school, when the teacher...

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Zodiac: Hidden Meanings xD

posted by Wendy99

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - 당신 have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. 당신 lie a great deal. 당신 make the same mistakes repeatedly because 당신 are stupid. Everyone thinks 당신 are a jerk.

PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - 당신 have a vivid imagination and often think 당신 are being followed 의해 the FBI 또는 CIA. 당신 have a minor influence on your friends, and people resent 당신 for flaunting your power. 당신 lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) - 당신 are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. 당신 too are a jerk....