J.D after coming out of one of his day dreams....I think.

"What is it with steel wool? I mean is it steel? Or is it wool?"

the janitor,

'Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now..

Dr.Cox

"She is not graceful!"

Elliot

"Oh, my God. I care so little I almost passed out."

cox

"i have the same dream every night i hold his head under in till the last bulble goes bloop"

Ted.

"If it happens again, I will wait in my SUV, blast me some speed metal; 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass. Someone's gonna get mowed down."

hooch or the delevery guy
"i'll remember the jist of it kelso bad not the where the hell is he going with this ranting part but the jist"

dr miller

"you can dance your way there from old zealand"

jd
this one is to 2 part
"he is quick how is he in the sack?"
"quicker"

1:Jordan's friends. 2: Jordan

"Was she fat and slutty? Well then."

carla

"i think i killed you, but i was pretty sure i was sad about it"

JD

"I made shoes for my rabbit"

janitor

"you have 1 day to find another irsh man""

laverne

"wow your face is red like a strawberry"

Troy

"Well, I better get to work before all the good patients are gone."

jd i think...

"I DONT HAVE GAY JUNGLE FEVER"

jd

this is a 2 parter.

1 - "booyah!"
2 - "nazi salute"

1. J.D. 2. Janitor

"I have chest tinglies"

Lloyd

I think that was the most bored ive been while somebody was taking to me

jordan


"hey alf-alfa, what's the happy-haps"

Kevin Turk

"Well, you look like you've got problems, you're a girl. Hence, girl problems. Watch your nails."

Janitor

"Besides, this kind of overbearing machismo is usually just compensation for a lap pinky"

kristan

"im touching ur creamy center"

That real annoying doctor who jd got fake permission from elliot to do!

'damm, I told you to sparkle!'

the Janitor

"this is every singke spoon from the cafateria"

JD

"i added the voice to keep it fresh" (or something like that)

ummm im not sure is it janitor? (srry i dont know)

"i come from the land down under where women glow and men plunder"

No it was Kelso...
then the next one is JD

"ooh I think I will get some carrot cake."

Julie?

'Hopefully lighting the crap out of St.Martha's auditorium!'

elliot

"twice today and i haven't even had my coffee"

J.D.

"I'm dead inside."

jordan

"she'll have to get one of those cars you drive with your feet!"

Turk

"you'l be getting more tail then u could handle"

turk

"i'd name him sebastian"

is that the 1 where the janitor wants a fish kid

The Party Man is here !

it was actually jd, when he picks out his grandpa.

Ted

"Your favorite jeans are too tight and they look ridiculous!"

turk.

"you should hear what they call dr mickhead"

Turk

"Don't you understand no one cares?'

cox?

"i like toast"

jd with a voice recorder
my boy ! ive failed you

Janitor.

"Pickles."

The Alzheimer's patient that could only say 'Pickles'. They called him that too.

'Yeah, maybe we could work on that...together'

molly.

"yeah, at first i was all like, wow no way!"

Janitor

"Oh my God, it's pancake man."

Danny.

"Sorry I'm late! I was singing and I fell! And I know I've used that excuse before but it happened again."

JD

"have you ever spent time with a woman before !"

Snoznoodle, it was JD who said the pancake man thing.

"I love this moment so much more, i would cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of little moments" (something along those lines)