1. I'm shamelessly ripping off a 인기 YouTube channel. GREAT START! ;D
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in 기사 titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a 인기 meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and watching Total Drama for a little while.
8. When I'm crazy, I'm downright psychotic. Ren and Stimpy on 보드카 psychotic.
9. I can NEVER write a lowercase q. Seriously?
10. Almost every bad fanfiction I've reviewed is just bad porn. PERVERT!
11. I use hand sanitizer as much as the 다음 guy BLINKS.
12. Speaking of blinking, I have a strange fetish for the Pac-Man character Blinky. I don't know, he's just cool to look at for me. Call me a demented moron, but I really can't explain this one.
13. My songs..... They're terrible.
14. That reminds me, after using 3 periods in a sentence to indicate a pause, I ALWAYS capitalize the 다음 word after the few periods. An example is #13.
15. If the world was going to end in 5 minutes, I'd streak. F**KING REALLY!?
16. I say I hate cussing when I do it all the time. Talk about being a hypocrite.
17. I like FIve Nights At Freddy's. HOW DARE I HAVE AN OPINION!
18. I have stolen quite a few things from stores. Normally it's just gum and what not, but I do remember stealing a DVD one time. NO, I am NOT a thief, but once a 년 I just see something I have to have and DON'T KILL ME.
19. SERIOUSLY, F**KING STREAKING!? 2 Points for that one. -___-
20. I lie. A lot.
21. One time there was a Bring Your Own Cup 일 at a local 점잖은 사람, 스무디 place. What did I bring?
I am selfish as s**t.
22. I almost NEVER brush my teeth 또는 floss. All I use for the most part is mouthwash, and that's it.
I'm not kidding at all.
23. I have so many stupid, pointless, and annoying bad habits I do all the time. Examples are moving my ear, blinking, and twitching my arm. And although those aren't really my fault, they not only annoy others, but I don't even TRY to stop them.
Also, never let me use a touchpad. I will slam it like I'm playing one of those Test Your Strength games.
24. I really liked the movie Chicken Little. Call me crazy, but I just really enjoyed it. SHUT UP! >.<
25. I think I'm better than everyone else.
26. I'm picky. Very VERY picky.
27. ♫CAUSE I'M HOT THEN I'M COLD♫
Seriously, whenever I go swimming I feel cold, so I usually take a hot 샤워 afterwards, BUT THEN I get hot and go back in the pool, BUT THEN 당신 see a pattern here?
28. I rushed my 상단, 맨 위로 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made List. I also rushed my 상단, 맨 위로 10 Catchiest Songs Ever Made list RIGHT AFTER I SAID I'd work harder on the 다음 one. LIER!
29. I don't finish a lot of my articles. I never finished Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode 4, 5, 또는 6, I never completed my 상단, 맨 위로 5 Dreams, Admirable Fanfic Reviews Episode 1, and I never finished my 상단, 맨 위로 10 Worst Games Ever Made. Also never finished plenty 더 많이 articles. LAZY!
30. Is my capitalizing fetish bothering 당신 yet?
31. I take off 2 points for wanting to streak at the end of the world but only 1 for not ever brushing my teeth 또는 flossing. Who the hell am I, Paul Stiller?
32. I complain that many people in my school don't use proper capitalization when I'm the one who spams it to death and reviews porn fanfictions. WOW JARED, WOW.
33. If I had a pistooza for every time I did something that's too embarrassing to put in this article, I'D BE THE 다음 CARLOS SLIM.
TOTAL POINTS DEDUCTED: 33
TOTAL SCORE: 67
GRADE: D and half of a plus.
FINAL THOUGHTS: You'd rather twirl a spiked conductors baton on 불, 화재 in a pool full of sharks in acid rain on the 상단, 맨 위로 of a 마천루, 스카이 스크 래퍼 with a 피아노 about to fall on your head then hang out with me.
SENTENCE: Burn him with a napalm flamethrower....
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in 기사 titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a 인기 meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and watching Total Drama for a little while.
8. When I'm crazy, I'm downright psychotic. Ren and Stimpy on 보드카 psychotic.
9. I can NEVER write a lowercase q. Seriously?
10. Almost every bad fanfiction I've reviewed is just bad porn. PERVERT!
11. I use hand sanitizer as much as the 다음 guy BLINKS.
12. Speaking of blinking, I have a strange fetish for the Pac-Man character Blinky. I don't know, he's just cool to look at for me. Call me a demented moron, but I really can't explain this one.
13. My songs..... They're terrible.
14. That reminds me, after using 3 periods in a sentence to indicate a pause, I ALWAYS capitalize the 다음 word after the few periods. An example is #13.
15. If the world was going to end in 5 minutes, I'd streak. F**KING REALLY!?
16. I say I hate cussing when I do it all the time. Talk about being a hypocrite.
17. I like FIve Nights At Freddy's. HOW DARE I HAVE AN OPINION!
18. I have stolen quite a few things from stores. Normally it's just gum and what not, but I do remember stealing a DVD one time. NO, I am NOT a thief, but once a 년 I just see something I have to have and DON'T KILL ME.
19. SERIOUSLY, F**KING STREAKING!? 2 Points for that one. -___-
20. I lie. A lot.
21. One time there was a Bring Your Own Cup 일 at a local 점잖은 사람, 스무디 place. What did I bring?
I am selfish as s**t.
22. I almost NEVER brush my teeth 또는 floss. All I use for the most part is mouthwash, and that's it.
I'm not kidding at all.
23. I have so many stupid, pointless, and annoying bad habits I do all the time. Examples are moving my ear, blinking, and twitching my arm. And although those aren't really my fault, they not only annoy others, but I don't even TRY to stop them.
Also, never let me use a touchpad. I will slam it like I'm playing one of those Test Your Strength games.
24. I really liked the movie Chicken Little. Call me crazy, but I just really enjoyed it. SHUT UP! >.<
25. I think I'm better than everyone else.
26. I'm picky. Very VERY picky.
27. ♫CAUSE I'M HOT THEN I'M COLD♫
Seriously, whenever I go swimming I feel cold, so I usually take a hot 샤워 afterwards, BUT THEN I get hot and go back in the pool, BUT THEN 당신 see a pattern here?
28. I rushed my 상단, 맨 위로 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made List. I also rushed my 상단, 맨 위로 10 Catchiest Songs Ever Made list RIGHT AFTER I SAID I'd work harder on the 다음 one. LIER!
29. I don't finish a lot of my articles. I never finished Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode 4, 5, 또는 6, I never completed my 상단, 맨 위로 5 Dreams, Admirable Fanfic Reviews Episode 1, and I never finished my 상단, 맨 위로 10 Worst Games Ever Made. Also never finished plenty 더 많이 articles. LAZY!
30. Is my capitalizing fetish bothering 당신 yet?
31. I take off 2 points for wanting to streak at the end of the world but only 1 for not ever brushing my teeth 또는 flossing. Who the hell am I, Paul Stiller?
32. I complain that many people in my school don't use proper capitalization when I'm the one who spams it to death and reviews porn fanfictions. WOW JARED, WOW.
33. If I had a pistooza for every time I did something that's too embarrassing to put in this article, I'D BE THE 다음 CARLOS SLIM.
TOTAL POINTS DEDUCTED: 33
TOTAL SCORE: 67
GRADE: D and half of a plus.
FINAL THOUGHTS: You'd rather twirl a spiked conductors baton on 불, 화재 in a pool full of sharks in acid rain on the 상단, 맨 위로 of a 마천루, 스카이 스크 래퍼 with a 피아노 about to fall on your head then hang out with me.
SENTENCE: Burn him with a napalm flamethrower....
제목 says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a list at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of 할로윈 candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny 상단, 맨 위로 15 in this club. Why 상단, 맨 위로 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look 앞으로 to this and stay tuned to me if 당신 don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a 샤워 and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy 글쓰기 this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much 더 많이 on my list!)
So yeah look 앞으로 to this and stay tuned to me if 당신 don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a 샤워 and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy 글쓰기 this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much 더 많이 on my list!)
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Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare 당신 Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If 당신 Killed A Balck Person 당신 Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well 당신 Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
당신 So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. 당신 Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A 팬 Of You. 당신 Cant Sing 또는 Dance. I Hope 당신 Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be 다음 He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The 팬 Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare 당신 Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If 당신 Killed A Balck Person 당신 Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well 당신 Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
당신 So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. 당신 Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A 팬 Of You. 당신 Cant Sing 또는 Dance. I Hope 당신 Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be 다음 He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The 팬 Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s