INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.
The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids 의해 their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.
Pan over to find ZIM and 지르 in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. 지르 simply stares, holding balloons.
ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.
지르 gasps in shock. The un-clowny truth is news to him.
ZIM
The longer we stand here, the 더 많이 they will trust us. Then in their docile clown-trusting state, I will destroy them.
ZIM laughs quietly, until a family stops to stare at him. ZIM begins stomping and waving his arms mechanically.
ZIM (IN CREEPY SING-SONG VOICE) (CONT'D)
Clown, clown, clown, clown...(extended dialogue)
As the family watches the bizzare clown show, 지르 see a Hot Cheese Log vendor and hobbles off-screen.
GIR
I gonna play with the cheese.
ZIM goes about his clown dance, oblivious to GIR's absence until there is a commotion nearby. Something breaks.
SECURITY GUARD (O.S.)
There's a clown in the cheese!
PAN OVER to fing 지르 flopping out of the cheese cart, slathered in ropes of melted cheese. He giggles and shambles around like something escaped from cheesy hell. People flee.
ZIM
NO GIR! NO! NOT AGAIN!
지르 falls down, the drying cheese making it 더 많이 difficult to move. He giggles. The damaged cheese 카트 tips over, realeasing a flood of liquid cheese horrer.
ZIM (CONT'D)
NOOOOOO!!
EXT. SHOPPING MALL - DAY.
The furious cheese covered security guard throws ZIM and 지르 out of the mall. They slam into a garbage can. 지르 eats the cheese off ZIM's head.
ZIM
UGH! I can't take 당신 anywhere without 당신 ruining my plans, GIR. This couldn't be any 더 많이 humiliating.
The garbage can reveals itself to be a disguised Dib.
DIB
Hey-ya! I was watching 당신 the whole pathetic time, ZIM. If IRKENs are so advanced, why is your robot such a loser?
ZIM
HEY! At least he's better than YOUR stupid sidekick!
ZIM points at something near Dib. Dib looks down.
DIB (CONFUSED)
That's a soda can.
ZIM (VINDICATED)
Who's pathetic now!?
ZIM runs off dragging GIR.
INT. ZIM'S HOUSE - DAY.
ZIM kicks open the door, tired, cheese-covered, clown-suited. The RoboParents burst from the closet.
ROBO-MOM & ROBO-DAD
Welcome home, son!
They slam into the walls on either side of ZIM.
COMPUTER
WARNING: Unauthorized clown detected!
The furniture flips over and cables snake out from all directions. They grab ZIM, binding him above the floor.
ZIM
GIR! Help meee! GIR! GIRRRR?
ZIM strains to lift his head, and sees 지르 at the sidewalk with his little pig friend, handing some bills to an ice cream man. 지르 gets two SUCKMUNKEYs, holds one out for the pig to suck on, and walks out of sight. ZIM looks at the RoboParents doing circles and sparking. ZIM sighs.
ZIM (CONT'D)
I think the time has come for me to get a new assistant.
Computer
Be quiet, clown.
INT. DOOR OUTSIDE ZIM'S LAB - DAY.
GIR, in his doggy suit, paces back and forth, jumping up, trying to get a look through the energy window in the door into the lab. 지르 pokes at the window, and receives a shock.
GIR
Whatchadoin?? WHATCHADOINN??????
INT. ZIM'S LAB.
ZIM
Stay outside, GIR! I'm working.
ZIM hovers over a big workbench surrounded 의해 holo-schematics. Big evil machinery things point down at it.
Incredibly, GIR's head penetrates the energy window, obliterating the doggy suit's head. GIR's metal head struggles violently against the energy waves.
GIR
WHATCHADOIN?? HUH? WHACHOODOIN!?
ZIM
It's a secret, GIR!
ZIM shoves GIR's head back through the window, and covers it with a metal seal. He returns to the workbench.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Computer! I need a helper worthy of ZIM.
COMPUTER
I shall fabricate an Obey-o-nator-2000X, The most unquestioningly obediant computer brain in the galaxy.
ZIM
I need 더 많이 unquestioningly!
COMPUTER
더 많이 unquestioningly?
ZIM
Do not 질문 me!!
COMPUTER (IRRITATED)
Okaaayyy. I'll see what I can do.
The words FABRICATING flashes on the main holo-screen. ZIM watches the progress anxiously.
TRACKING THROUGH THE BOWELS OF ZIM'S HOUSE.
...as conduits channel all sorts of energy and matter from the depths of his generators and storage tanks. A massive amount of stuff comes together at a REPLICATOR PAD in front of ZIM. The energy is huge and loud... and produces a MONSTROUS COMPUTER BRAIN hovering in the pad.
ZIM (LIKE DR. FRANKENSTEIN)
NOW! State of the art propulsion system! Advanced arm-thingies! MORE! MORE! This is to be the ultimate in sidekick technology.
He goes mad pressing buttons. 이미지 appear on screen.
OUTSIDE THE DOOR 지르 sucks on a SUCKMUNKEY, listening.
INSIDE, a massive amount of STUFF has now collected on the REPLICATOR PAD, all hovering-like. ZIM surveys it.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Good... very good. Now just one last thing.
ZIM opens a communications channel to the VORT. A VORTIAN ENGINEER appears on a screen.
VORTIAN ENGINEER (BORED)
저기요 ZIM. Whatchawantthistime?
ZIM
Well, I'm making a new sidekick, see, and I was hoping to build some really scary, insanely powerful weapons into it.
VORTIAN ENGINEER
당신 mean like a 상단, 맨 위로 secret experimental VORTIAN DOOMSDAY device?
ZIM
Yeah, that sounds pretty scary.
VORTIAN ENGINEER
Okeedoke.
Among the collection of stuff appears a MONSTROUS VORTION POD. Lights on it pulsate ominously.
ZIM
It's purple!
VORTIAN ENGINEER
Thought you'd like it. Y'know, I'm still in prison, and I was wondering if-
ZIM cuts the signal.
ZIM
Computer, assemble these elements into the most powerful assistan ever devised!
ZIM watches as the pieces swirl around forming into something. We only see ZIM's amazed face, lit 의해 the incredible light show. ZIM smiles through it all.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM
ZIM stands in the 부엌, 주방 entry before an assembly of his sidekicks (GIR and the Robo-Parents). ZIM looks around, irritated.
ZIM
I said I wanted ALL my henchmen presant for the unveiling! GIR, 검색 the house for the computer.
The computer voice speaks from the walls.
COMPUTER
But, I AM the house.
ZIM (TO EVERYONE)
Well, okay then. We're all here. Now... cringe in fear at the newest, most amazing addition to ZIM's army of evil, MY INCREDIBLE NEW SIDEKICK! MINIMOOSE!
MINIMOOSE floats in from the kitchen, purple, smaller than GIR, and even less threatening.
GIR
He got nubs! Let's go swimmin', Moose!
지르 grabs the moose and runs towords a small wading pool. ZIM snatches MINIMOOSE from GIR's hands.
ZIM
NO GIR! Those are nubs of DOOM!
GIR
Oh.
MINIMOOSE squeaks happily.
EXT. ZIM'S FRONT YARD - DAY.
ZIM holds a big box in his front yard. 지르 is at his side.
ZIM
Your job from now on 지르 is to never touch MINIMOOSE. There's experimental DOOMSDAY technology built into it. Very dangerous stuff. Understand?
지르 (MATTER OF FACT)
Nuh uh.
ZIM
Good. Now begin the tests of MINIMOOSE!
ZIM opens the box. MINI-MOOSE just hovers there and squeaks.
ZIM (MAKING TEST UP AS HE GOES) (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE! Uh...go find some Earth meat.
Mini-Moose PEEPS, then slowly floats off screen. ZIM turns around and looks at a timer.
ZIM (CONT'D)
A little slow, but we'll see how- oh kabloom!
ZIM turns back around and sees a moutain of cows piled on his front lawn. They MOO in confusion. MINIMOOSE floats atop the pile and squeaks adorably. ZIM smiles. 지르 licks a cow. ZIM looks down the 거리 at the sound of an approaching mob of humans. They carry picket signs.
ZIM (CONT'D)
NO! An angry mob from "People Against Piling Cows" is heading this way. MINIMOOSE, protect the base!
MINIMOOSE flies off to the mob, who stop, apparently listening to what the MOOSE is saying. ZIM can't hear the discussion. The people lower their picket signs.
PICKET SIGN HOLDER
Well, the little moose is right everyone. Let's go play tennis.
The mob turns around. MINIMOOSE floats back to ZIM.
ZIM (PLEASED)
Excellent.
(suddenly worried)
Oh no! The fleeing mob has accidentally broken open the reservoir causing a giant tidal wave. MINI-MOOSE!
Mini-Moose floats off. We hear the sound of a TIDAL WAVE. Then nothing. WATER drips onto the ground at ZIM's feet.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Great work, MINIMOOSE!
MINIMOOSE squeaks.
ZIM (CONT'D)
HAH HAH! 당신 said it.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - DAY.
The Robo-Parents beat themselves against a wall. ZIM adjusts his wig on his head. MINIMOOSE floats 다음 to him.
ZIM
Listen up! MINIMOOSE and I are off on our first mission together! Should we succeed, then I shall truly declare my new sidekick a success.
GIR
Pick me up a SUCKMUNKEY.
ZIM
No GIR. The mission doesn't involve getting 당신 snacks. Um... listen, this is sorta my first mission without you...
He looks around. 지르 looks at him, wall-eyed.
ZIM (CONT'D)
I know how much it must upset you, but 당신 have to understand....you're horrible.
지르 stares at ZIM for a beat. ZIM looks back, expecting 지르 to break down crying. It's very emotional.
GIR
당신 get my SUCKMUNKEY yet?
ZIM throws his arms up in disgust and leaves.
EXT. CONVENIENCE STORE PARKING LOT - NIGHT.
ZIM waits out in front of the store with MINIMOOSE disguised as a tiny, chubby airplane.
ZIM
A convenience store, MINIMOOSE. The first part of your final test. Dib'll be along soon enough, so we should hurry. I must make sure 당신 have none of GIR's weaknesses.
A man walks out with a SUCKMUNKEY. ZIM SMACKS him. He runs away, leaving his SUCKMUNKEY.
ZIM (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE, do 당신 want a SUCKMUNKEY? Like my OTHER, 더 많이 HORRIBLE sidekick? Huh, huh, huh, huh?
ZIM waves the drink temptingly in MINIMOOSE's face, but the moose only squeaks and shows no intrest in the drink.
ZIM (CONT'D)
EXCELLENT, MINNIMOOSE! Truly 당신 are the sidekick I always wanted! If I were capable of love, I might accually 사랑 you, maybe!
ZIM smiles, until he notices the SUCKMUNKEY in his hands is now huge, and apparently a disguise worn 의해 Dib.
DIB
HA! I was the SUCKMUNKEY all along, ZIM! I got 당신 now!
ZIM
Got me how?
DIB
당신 know. Got you.
ZIM
Yes. Er. But it is I who have got YOU! I knew you'd follow me! And now 당신 get the honor of being the first victim of my flawless new superhenchman, MINIMOOSE! No longer will your laughs taunt me! MINIMOOSE! Activate your Doomsday Device and destroy the Dib!!
With a huge flourish, ZIM flips back and covers his ears, wincing in expectation of something huge and amazing. A dull wind blows MINIMOOSE's costume off, but that's it. The moose simply floats and gently bumps into Dib's face. It's cute. ZIM runs up and snatches the moose away.
ZIM (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE! Unleash the... uh... Where's the trigger for the... uh... It's somewhere in here. How do you... AGH!!
ZIM turns Mini-Moose over in his hands, trying to find a switch for the doomsday device.
DIB (UNIMPRESSED)
This is sad. I'd send pictures of this to Mysterious Mysteries, but 당신 trying to open a moose would get me laughed at.
Dib walks off.
ZIM
NOOOO! MINIMOOSE! NOOOOO! WHY HAST THOU FAILED MEEEE!? NOOOOOOO!!!!
ZIM collapses to the ground, a misrible mess while dramatic 음악 swells. MINIMOOSE squeaks, and bobbles.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM.
ZIM opens the door, dejected. The RoboParents rush out.
ROBO-MOM & ROBO-DAD
Welcome home, son!
They 옮기기 so fast to the door that they fly out into the 거리 and slide on their faces to a sick stop. ZIM throws the still smiling MINIMOOSE on the floor.
ZIM
He's yours, GIR. His Doomsday device doesn't work. MINIMOOSE is a failure.
GIR
YAY! I get to play with the moose!
(singing)
Playin' with the moose!
지르 starts to roll aroung on the Moose. There is a beep. Suddenly a BIG THUNDEROUS VOICE comes from the Moose.
MOOSE VOICE
DOOMSDAY DEVICE ACTIVATED!
ZIM
EH!?
Mini-Moose unfolds into a horrifying array of weaponry. ZIM and 지르 stare at it, frozen. The MOOSE-THING glows bright.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Um.
EXT. ZIM'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
The windows flash from within. There is a terrible rumbling. The house almost lifts off the ground with the force of the horrible release of power. The house settles, damaged.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM
The house is a charcoal ruin. The MOOSE returns to its normal, tiny shape. ZIM and 지르 still stand, barely. ZIM suddenly raises his arms.
ZIM
Success!
ZIM and 지르 collapse into the rubble.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - LATER
ZIM sits on the 침상, 소파 with a strange sense of contentment. He likes on an IRKEN licking stick. The RoboParents SLAM around the room, destroying things. MINIMOOSE floats into the room with a screaming 지르 riding his back.
ZIM
Ah well. Computer, bring me some ear plugs.
COMPUTER
I don't want to.
ZIM shows no sign of anger. He just sighs.
ZIM (CONTENTED)
Mmmyep.
END.
The End
The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids 의해 their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.
Pan over to find ZIM and 지르 in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. 지르 simply stares, holding balloons.
ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.
지르 gasps in shock. The un-clowny truth is news to him.
ZIM
The longer we stand here, the 더 많이 they will trust us. Then in their docile clown-trusting state, I will destroy them.
ZIM laughs quietly, until a family stops to stare at him. ZIM begins stomping and waving his arms mechanically.
ZIM (IN CREEPY SING-SONG VOICE) (CONT'D)
Clown, clown, clown, clown...(extended dialogue)
As the family watches the bizzare clown show, 지르 see a Hot Cheese Log vendor and hobbles off-screen.
GIR
I gonna play with the cheese.
ZIM goes about his clown dance, oblivious to GIR's absence until there is a commotion nearby. Something breaks.
SECURITY GUARD (O.S.)
There's a clown in the cheese!
PAN OVER to fing 지르 flopping out of the cheese cart, slathered in ropes of melted cheese. He giggles and shambles around like something escaped from cheesy hell. People flee.
ZIM
NO GIR! NO! NOT AGAIN!
지르 falls down, the drying cheese making it 더 많이 difficult to move. He giggles. The damaged cheese 카트 tips over, realeasing a flood of liquid cheese horrer.
ZIM (CONT'D)
NOOOOOO!!
EXT. SHOPPING MALL - DAY.
The furious cheese covered security guard throws ZIM and 지르 out of the mall. They slam into a garbage can. 지르 eats the cheese off ZIM's head.
ZIM
UGH! I can't take 당신 anywhere without 당신 ruining my plans, GIR. This couldn't be any 더 많이 humiliating.
The garbage can reveals itself to be a disguised Dib.
DIB
Hey-ya! I was watching 당신 the whole pathetic time, ZIM. If IRKENs are so advanced, why is your robot such a loser?
ZIM
HEY! At least he's better than YOUR stupid sidekick!
ZIM points at something near Dib. Dib looks down.
DIB (CONFUSED)
That's a soda can.
ZIM (VINDICATED)
Who's pathetic now!?
ZIM runs off dragging GIR.
INT. ZIM'S HOUSE - DAY.
ZIM kicks open the door, tired, cheese-covered, clown-suited. The RoboParents burst from the closet.
ROBO-MOM & ROBO-DAD
Welcome home, son!
They slam into the walls on either side of ZIM.
COMPUTER
WARNING: Unauthorized clown detected!
The furniture flips over and cables snake out from all directions. They grab ZIM, binding him above the floor.
ZIM
GIR! Help meee! GIR! GIRRRR?
ZIM strains to lift his head, and sees 지르 at the sidewalk with his little pig friend, handing some bills to an ice cream man. 지르 gets two SUCKMUNKEYs, holds one out for the pig to suck on, and walks out of sight. ZIM looks at the RoboParents doing circles and sparking. ZIM sighs.
ZIM (CONT'D)
I think the time has come for me to get a new assistant.
Computer
Be quiet, clown.
INT. DOOR OUTSIDE ZIM'S LAB - DAY.
GIR, in his doggy suit, paces back and forth, jumping up, trying to get a look through the energy window in the door into the lab. 지르 pokes at the window, and receives a shock.
GIR
Whatchadoin?? WHATCHADOINN??????
INT. ZIM'S LAB.
ZIM
Stay outside, GIR! I'm working.
ZIM hovers over a big workbench surrounded 의해 holo-schematics. Big evil machinery things point down at it.
Incredibly, GIR's head penetrates the energy window, obliterating the doggy suit's head. GIR's metal head struggles violently against the energy waves.
GIR
WHATCHADOIN?? HUH? WHACHOODOIN!?
ZIM
It's a secret, GIR!
ZIM shoves GIR's head back through the window, and covers it with a metal seal. He returns to the workbench.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Computer! I need a helper worthy of ZIM.
COMPUTER
I shall fabricate an Obey-o-nator-2000X, The most unquestioningly obediant computer brain in the galaxy.
ZIM
I need 더 많이 unquestioningly!
COMPUTER
더 많이 unquestioningly?
ZIM
Do not 질문 me!!
COMPUTER (IRRITATED)
Okaaayyy. I'll see what I can do.
The words FABRICATING flashes on the main holo-screen. ZIM watches the progress anxiously.
TRACKING THROUGH THE BOWELS OF ZIM'S HOUSE.
...as conduits channel all sorts of energy and matter from the depths of his generators and storage tanks. A massive amount of stuff comes together at a REPLICATOR PAD in front of ZIM. The energy is huge and loud... and produces a MONSTROUS COMPUTER BRAIN hovering in the pad.
ZIM (LIKE DR. FRANKENSTEIN)
NOW! State of the art propulsion system! Advanced arm-thingies! MORE! MORE! This is to be the ultimate in sidekick technology.
He goes mad pressing buttons. 이미지 appear on screen.
OUTSIDE THE DOOR 지르 sucks on a SUCKMUNKEY, listening.
INSIDE, a massive amount of STUFF has now collected on the REPLICATOR PAD, all hovering-like. ZIM surveys it.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Good... very good. Now just one last thing.
ZIM opens a communications channel to the VORT. A VORTIAN ENGINEER appears on a screen.
VORTIAN ENGINEER (BORED)
저기요 ZIM. Whatchawantthistime?
ZIM
Well, I'm making a new sidekick, see, and I was hoping to build some really scary, insanely powerful weapons into it.
VORTIAN ENGINEER
당신 mean like a 상단, 맨 위로 secret experimental VORTIAN DOOMSDAY device?
ZIM
Yeah, that sounds pretty scary.
VORTIAN ENGINEER
Okeedoke.
Among the collection of stuff appears a MONSTROUS VORTION POD. Lights on it pulsate ominously.
ZIM
It's purple!
VORTIAN ENGINEER
Thought you'd like it. Y'know, I'm still in prison, and I was wondering if-
ZIM cuts the signal.
ZIM
Computer, assemble these elements into the most powerful assistan ever devised!
ZIM watches as the pieces swirl around forming into something. We only see ZIM's amazed face, lit 의해 the incredible light show. ZIM smiles through it all.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM
ZIM stands in the 부엌, 주방 entry before an assembly of his sidekicks (GIR and the Robo-Parents). ZIM looks around, irritated.
ZIM
I said I wanted ALL my henchmen presant for the unveiling! GIR, 검색 the house for the computer.
The computer voice speaks from the walls.
COMPUTER
But, I AM the house.
ZIM (TO EVERYONE)
Well, okay then. We're all here. Now... cringe in fear at the newest, most amazing addition to ZIM's army of evil, MY INCREDIBLE NEW SIDEKICK! MINIMOOSE!
MINIMOOSE floats in from the kitchen, purple, smaller than GIR, and even less threatening.
GIR
He got nubs! Let's go swimmin', Moose!
지르 grabs the moose and runs towords a small wading pool. ZIM snatches MINIMOOSE from GIR's hands.
ZIM
NO GIR! Those are nubs of DOOM!
GIR
Oh.
MINIMOOSE squeaks happily.
EXT. ZIM'S FRONT YARD - DAY.
ZIM holds a big box in his front yard. 지르 is at his side.
ZIM
Your job from now on 지르 is to never touch MINIMOOSE. There's experimental DOOMSDAY technology built into it. Very dangerous stuff. Understand?
지르 (MATTER OF FACT)
Nuh uh.
ZIM
Good. Now begin the tests of MINIMOOSE!
ZIM opens the box. MINI-MOOSE just hovers there and squeaks.
ZIM (MAKING TEST UP AS HE GOES) (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE! Uh...go find some Earth meat.
Mini-Moose PEEPS, then slowly floats off screen. ZIM turns around and looks at a timer.
ZIM (CONT'D)
A little slow, but we'll see how- oh kabloom!
ZIM turns back around and sees a moutain of cows piled on his front lawn. They MOO in confusion. MINIMOOSE floats atop the pile and squeaks adorably. ZIM smiles. 지르 licks a cow. ZIM looks down the 거리 at the sound of an approaching mob of humans. They carry picket signs.
ZIM (CONT'D)
NO! An angry mob from "People Against Piling Cows" is heading this way. MINIMOOSE, protect the base!
MINIMOOSE flies off to the mob, who stop, apparently listening to what the MOOSE is saying. ZIM can't hear the discussion. The people lower their picket signs.
PICKET SIGN HOLDER
Well, the little moose is right everyone. Let's go play tennis.
The mob turns around. MINIMOOSE floats back to ZIM.
ZIM (PLEASED)
Excellent.
(suddenly worried)
Oh no! The fleeing mob has accidentally broken open the reservoir causing a giant tidal wave. MINI-MOOSE!
Mini-Moose floats off. We hear the sound of a TIDAL WAVE. Then nothing. WATER drips onto the ground at ZIM's feet.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Great work, MINIMOOSE!
MINIMOOSE squeaks.
ZIM (CONT'D)
HAH HAH! 당신 said it.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - DAY.
The Robo-Parents beat themselves against a wall. ZIM adjusts his wig on his head. MINIMOOSE floats 다음 to him.
ZIM
Listen up! MINIMOOSE and I are off on our first mission together! Should we succeed, then I shall truly declare my new sidekick a success.
GIR
Pick me up a SUCKMUNKEY.
ZIM
No GIR. The mission doesn't involve getting 당신 snacks. Um... listen, this is sorta my first mission without you...
He looks around. 지르 looks at him, wall-eyed.
ZIM (CONT'D)
I know how much it must upset you, but 당신 have to understand....you're horrible.
지르 stares at ZIM for a beat. ZIM looks back, expecting 지르 to break down crying. It's very emotional.
GIR
당신 get my SUCKMUNKEY yet?
ZIM throws his arms up in disgust and leaves.
EXT. CONVENIENCE STORE PARKING LOT - NIGHT.
ZIM waits out in front of the store with MINIMOOSE disguised as a tiny, chubby airplane.
ZIM
A convenience store, MINIMOOSE. The first part of your final test. Dib'll be along soon enough, so we should hurry. I must make sure 당신 have none of GIR's weaknesses.
A man walks out with a SUCKMUNKEY. ZIM SMACKS him. He runs away, leaving his SUCKMUNKEY.
ZIM (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE, do 당신 want a SUCKMUNKEY? Like my OTHER, 더 많이 HORRIBLE sidekick? Huh, huh, huh, huh?
ZIM waves the drink temptingly in MINIMOOSE's face, but the moose only squeaks and shows no intrest in the drink.
ZIM (CONT'D)
EXCELLENT, MINNIMOOSE! Truly 당신 are the sidekick I always wanted! If I were capable of love, I might accually 사랑 you, maybe!
ZIM smiles, until he notices the SUCKMUNKEY in his hands is now huge, and apparently a disguise worn 의해 Dib.
DIB
HA! I was the SUCKMUNKEY all along, ZIM! I got 당신 now!
ZIM
Got me how?
DIB
당신 know. Got you.
ZIM
Yes. Er. But it is I who have got YOU! I knew you'd follow me! And now 당신 get the honor of being the first victim of my flawless new superhenchman, MINIMOOSE! No longer will your laughs taunt me! MINIMOOSE! Activate your Doomsday Device and destroy the Dib!!
With a huge flourish, ZIM flips back and covers his ears, wincing in expectation of something huge and amazing. A dull wind blows MINIMOOSE's costume off, but that's it. The moose simply floats and gently bumps into Dib's face. It's cute. ZIM runs up and snatches the moose away.
ZIM (CONT'D)
MINIMOOSE! Unleash the... uh... Where's the trigger for the... uh... It's somewhere in here. How do you... AGH!!
ZIM turns Mini-Moose over in his hands, trying to find a switch for the doomsday device.
DIB (UNIMPRESSED)
This is sad. I'd send pictures of this to Mysterious Mysteries, but 당신 trying to open a moose would get me laughed at.
Dib walks off.
ZIM
NOOOO! MINIMOOSE! NOOOOO! WHY HAST THOU FAILED MEEEE!? NOOOOOOO!!!!
ZIM collapses to the ground, a misrible mess while dramatic 음악 swells. MINIMOOSE squeaks, and bobbles.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM.
ZIM opens the door, dejected. The RoboParents rush out.
ROBO-MOM & ROBO-DAD
Welcome home, son!
They 옮기기 so fast to the door that they fly out into the 거리 and slide on their faces to a sick stop. ZIM throws the still smiling MINIMOOSE on the floor.
ZIM
He's yours, GIR. His Doomsday device doesn't work. MINIMOOSE is a failure.
GIR
YAY! I get to play with the moose!
(singing)
Playin' with the moose!
지르 starts to roll aroung on the Moose. There is a beep. Suddenly a BIG THUNDEROUS VOICE comes from the Moose.
MOOSE VOICE
DOOMSDAY DEVICE ACTIVATED!
ZIM
EH!?
Mini-Moose unfolds into a horrifying array of weaponry. ZIM and 지르 stare at it, frozen. The MOOSE-THING glows bright.
ZIM (CONT'D)
Um.
EXT. ZIM'S HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
The windows flash from within. There is a terrible rumbling. The house almost lifts off the ground with the force of the horrible release of power. The house settles, damaged.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM
The house is a charcoal ruin. The MOOSE returns to its normal, tiny shape. ZIM and 지르 still stand, barely. ZIM suddenly raises his arms.
ZIM
Success!
ZIM and 지르 collapse into the rubble.
INT. ZIM'S LIVING ROOM - LATER
ZIM sits on the 침상, 소파 with a strange sense of contentment. He likes on an IRKEN licking stick. The RoboParents SLAM around the room, destroying things. MINIMOOSE floats into the room with a screaming 지르 riding his back.
ZIM
Ah well. Computer, bring me some ear plugs.
COMPUTER
I don't want to.
ZIM shows no sign of anger. He just sighs.
ZIM (CONTENTED)
Mmmyep.
END.
The End
10. Sing “Bad Touch” 의해 the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains 또는 argues, reply with “What are 당신 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with 당신 for Halloween
4. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile 또는 if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 또는 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 의해 Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains 또는 argues, reply with “What are 당신 gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with 당신 for Halloween
4. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile 또는 if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room 또는 says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” 의해 Madonna.
There is a topless 사진 of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied 의해 some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged 사진 of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” said her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied 의해 some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged 사진 of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” said her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
If 당신 think 당신 읽기 all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real 팬 Twilight fan, wait until 당신 read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega 팬 of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 이전 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 사랑 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega 팬 of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 이전 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 사랑 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can 삭제 the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused 의해 Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle 당신 with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a 심장 attack; his 심장 lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Kat: 당신 spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and 당신 know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO 사랑 AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, 당신 stay since 당신 live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and 당신 know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO 사랑 AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, 당신 stay since 당신 live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Yeah,this is the first 기사 I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 년 old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If 당신 met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know 당신 don't hit when 당신 don't get what 당신 want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's 더 많이 but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what 당신 think in 코멘트 please:)
O.K I have a 7 년 old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If 당신 met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know 당신 don't hit when 당신 don't get what 당신 want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's 더 많이 but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what 당신 think in 코멘트 please:)