A pokemon trainer very weird xD

Kai:*walking to striaton city*ugh,I'm so tired...I need a flying type!
Ash:what bout that pokemon?
Pidove:pi!
Kai:hmm...to small,but when he evolves,he might be huge! Go,pokeball!*catches pidove*
??? Nd ???:stun spore foongus!
Foongus:foon,guus!
Kai nd ash:ahh!
Kai:pidove,gust!
Pidove:pii!!
??? Nd ???:HUH?! Grr...purloin go!
2 purloins:puur..
???:fury swipes
???:scratch!
Pidpve:*faints*
Kai:wha?! Who r you?
???:I'm suama..
???:I'm kari...
Kari nd suama:WERE TWINS,DYNAMIC DUOS,DOUBLE TROUBLE!!!
Kai nd ash:*asleep*
Kari:WAKE UP!
Kai:AH! OSHAWOTT WATER GUN!
Oshawott*OSHAA!!!
Suama:noo!!
Kari:return! Go larvesta!
Kai:oshawott,use...