-Ask him to unclog the toilet with his "awesome and oh so magical powers"
-Give him a small print book in English, telling him he must read it
-Ask him how his Grandfather (Kronos) is doing
-Wreck Mr. Blowfish's car and blame it on Percy…again.
-Ask him to use his pen 'cause yours is out of ink
-Drag him to an airport (Even after he has screamed his head off and 탈리아 has offered to take him then tattle tale to her dad) than proceed to yell that he's got a weapon on him as 당신 go through the metal detectors
-When the police man check him, only finding a pen, keep insisting that he's armed and offer to call your 프렌즈 dad ares to hold him back
-Ask him why his hair's already graying
-Always ask him loudly in public if he needs help 읽기 anything like he's a little kid
-Chuck Dr. Suess 책 at his head and tell him to learn how to read
-Frequently make him red 음식 even after he has said red 음식 is for ares kids and blue 음식 is for him
-Insistently tell him that there's no such thing as blue food
-When he makes 당신 blue 음식 as proof, politely tell him that that 음식 color is clearly 주황색, 오렌지 and that he is going color blind
-Laugh at him if he believes you
-Yell out in public, "Hey, it's the problematic child who's always being chased around the country 의해 the law!"
-Do so in front of police men
-Pull the 불, 화재 alarm. Blame it on Percy…Again
-Ask him if his Fishy Senses are tingly
-Ask him why his fingers aren't webbed
-Ask him where his gills are
-Ask him that in front of mortals
-Sign him up for Book Club
-Sign him up for tutoring
-Whisper constantly in his ear "Kronos is watching you"
-then video tape his scream for grover
-Constantly remind him that Ares and Athena's kids are out to get him
-then video tape him (again) as he screams for Nico
-Ask him why he's such a loner and always sits alone at the Dining Pavilion
-Make fun of his height compared to Tyson's, his LITTLE brother
-Ask him to come on an airplane with you
-Try to drown him
-Ask him why he looks so much like Harry Potter.
-Ask him if he used scented ocean-smelling shampoo
-Constantly ask, "Erupt any volcanoes lately?"
-Always call him Perseus
-Replace all his 음악 player songs with things like "Under the Sea" (from the little mermaid)
-Call him "the little mermaid"
-Make him 물고기 for breakfast/lunch/dinner/whatever
-Ask him if he can hear the fish’s dying screams
-Beg him to 가입하기 the swim team at a mortal school
-Always greet him, "Hey Percy, blow up any schools lately?"
-Ask him how many schools he got kicked out of this year
-Mock his ADHD 의해 randomly screaming, "Butterfly!" and pointing while in the middle of a conversation
-Ask him why his dad can get 더 많이 girls than he can
-Write "I 사랑 Annabeth" over all his possessions
-Steal his pen
-Uncap Riptide and continue to make light saber sounds with it
-Ask him how Rachel's doing IN FRONT of Annabeth
-Ask him how Calypso's doing in front of Annabeth
-In the middle of the war, pull him aside saying 당신 need to tell him something urgent. Then ask something pointless like: "Did 당신 ever meet Spongebob?" 또는 "Have 당신 ever went to see the actual 타이타닉 Ship underwater"
-Change his ring tone to "A Pretty Little Fish"
-Repeatedly call him when he's in public so people can hear his ring tone and he can attract monsters
-Sing "Kiss the Girl" (also from the Little Mermaid) whenever he's near Annabeth
-Call him "Seaweed Brain"
-When he tells 당신 not to call him that ask him why he lets Annabeth.
-Call him a hypocrite because he tells Selena and Beckendorf to go out because they obviously like each other, but he and Annabeth won't go out when they obviously like each other
-Keep asking him to make it rain when it's really sunny out
-If he does make it rain, keep telling him to make it stop
-Call him 상어 boy and say he’s in 사랑 with Clarissa cuz 당신 called her lava girl
-Dye all his clothes/ hair pink
-Bring up Annabeth in every sentence 또는 ask him about their relationship

Okay now seriously 당신 can’t really do these Percy’s not real. Sorry……it’s the truth