Ways to tick off a PJ fan.
This is my list, what’s yours?
1/ When 당신 see a group of PJ 팬 talking ‘bout him, pretend to 가입하기 them and say: “Oh, 당신 guys talk ‘bout Peter Jackson, the director of King Kong and LOTR? Oh…oh, I so 사랑 him!”
2/ Ask your PJ fanboy/girl friend which Greek god he/she hates most (4 example, Poseidon), then say: “Oh, oh, there’s a small blue trident above your head. Mr.P’s your daddy!! He’s claimed you!!!”
3/ Tell him/her that 당신 heard Kronos speaking in your dreams and he asked 당신 to kill all demigods (fake 또는 real) 당신 know.
4/Tell them that HP is better than PJ because he has a scar!
5/ Compare PJ with HP and Twilight Saga each time 당신 meet a fan.
6/Tell the 팬 that R.R should back to school and learn how to write 또는 about Greek Myths.
7/ Tell them that R.R just announced on his blog that he will drop out THO and will never write about Greek demigods anymore.
8/ Spread the rumours that PJ will die in the new series.
9/ Tell the 팬 that PJ is a bad grandkid since he beat his granddad, Kronos.
10/ Try to convince the 팬 that PJ rip HP off!
11/ Say bad words to PJ when 당신 go to the sea with a PJ fan.
12/ Tell them PJ is a traitor, because he eats…seafood!! (Although 당신 have absolutely no idea if he does 또는 not.)
13/ Tell them that R.R has no orginal 본즈 since he rip off the Greek Myths and Egyptian Myths (Yeah, PJ and the entire THO series based on those, right?) And maybe one 일 he will rip off the Norse Myths 또는 Chinese Myths 또는 Vietnamese Myths 또는 maybe Stories about aliens from space!!!
14/ Instead of calling him PJ, use the word “Seaweed hero” when 당신 talk to a fan.
15/ When 당신 eat seaweed with a fan, say this. “Uhm, Yum, this Percy is so…delicious!”
16/ Tell a crazy 팬 of PJ (who also thinks him/herself a demigod) that 당신 saw a monster looking 앞으로 to eating him/her.
17/ Take him/her for a stroll after a like-cat-and-dog rain to see if he/she keep staring at the rainbow, waiting, calling Iris name to talk to PJ. Remember to take a picture!
18/ Tell a die hard 팬 of PJ 책 (and hate the movie) that 당신 just 사랑 the movie so much that 당신 think it should win an Oscar for Best Picture of the year, also Best Achievement in Directing (Best Director) for Chris Columbus.
19/ Tell another die hard 팬 that 당신 idolize Mr. Chris Columbus and are waiting for the 다음 PJ movie which is (hopefully) as good as the 1st one, 의해 him too, of course.
20/ Tell them that 당신 wonder if PJ (or his immortal father) has resonsibility for making the world floods?
21/ Tell the 팬 who is waiting for TLO that Percy actually wasn’t missing as they thought. He just…ran away to find another girlfriend (that mean he doesn’t 사랑 Annabeth anymore).
22/ Tell the 팬 that 당신 have read the newest vol of THO series before them and then tease them with some made up stories.
23/ 가입하기 a 팬 discussion then say. “Oh, I 사랑 Percy, especially when he…stole the Helm of Invisiblity then use it as a cool 헬멧 to drive to Hollywood.” 또는 some other making up stories like that.
24/ Just say, “Percy sucks, he beat my 가장 좋아하는 character, Kronos.”
25/ Tell them you’ve just found the location of Camp Half-Blood then tell them to go to 일본 또는 VietNam, perhaps Himalaya will help (none of which of course, has Camp Half-Bood 또는 Pure Blood).
26/ Tell them 당신 have the secret card of the lift to go up straight to Mount Olympus and ask them for big bucks to give the card.
27/ Tell them that Mount Olympus has moved to their country and give them a making up direction to that fake mountain.
28/ Tell them that their evil teacher is a bloodsucking monster that is hungry for them.
29/ Tell them that the 2nd PJ movie is shooting. And the place is near their home. So they will go there and attack the filmakers who have ruined their PJ image.
30/ Convince them to 가입하기 a PJ club online which turns out later to be a PJ anti-fanclub.
Hope 당신 guys like my article.
If those ways above do tick 당신 off, then I'm success. Hey, hey, it's just for fun. Wait, wait, don't hit me. Oh, tomatoes, so sweet. Oh, no, tomatoes thrown 의해 당신 destroyed my face. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! Daddy!!! Mommmy!!! Help! The PJ 팬 are hungry for my flesh!!!
This is my list, what’s yours?
1/ When 당신 see a group of PJ 팬 talking ‘bout him, pretend to 가입하기 them and say: “Oh, 당신 guys talk ‘bout Peter Jackson, the director of King Kong and LOTR? Oh…oh, I so 사랑 him!”
2/ Ask your PJ fanboy/girl friend which Greek god he/she hates most (4 example, Poseidon), then say: “Oh, oh, there’s a small blue trident above your head. Mr.P’s your daddy!! He’s claimed you!!!”
3/ Tell him/her that 당신 heard Kronos speaking in your dreams and he asked 당신 to kill all demigods (fake 또는 real) 당신 know.
4/Tell them that HP is better than PJ because he has a scar!
5/ Compare PJ with HP and Twilight Saga each time 당신 meet a fan.
6/Tell the 팬 that R.R should back to school and learn how to write 또는 about Greek Myths.
7/ Tell them that R.R just announced on his blog that he will drop out THO and will never write about Greek demigods anymore.
8/ Spread the rumours that PJ will die in the new series.
9/ Tell the 팬 that PJ is a bad grandkid since he beat his granddad, Kronos.
10/ Try to convince the 팬 that PJ rip HP off!
11/ Say bad words to PJ when 당신 go to the sea with a PJ fan.
12/ Tell them PJ is a traitor, because he eats…seafood!! (Although 당신 have absolutely no idea if he does 또는 not.)
13/ Tell them that R.R has no orginal 본즈 since he rip off the Greek Myths and Egyptian Myths (Yeah, PJ and the entire THO series based on those, right?) And maybe one 일 he will rip off the Norse Myths 또는 Chinese Myths 또는 Vietnamese Myths 또는 maybe Stories about aliens from space!!!
14/ Instead of calling him PJ, use the word “Seaweed hero” when 당신 talk to a fan.
15/ When 당신 eat seaweed with a fan, say this. “Uhm, Yum, this Percy is so…delicious!”
16/ Tell a crazy 팬 of PJ (who also thinks him/herself a demigod) that 당신 saw a monster looking 앞으로 to eating him/her.
17/ Take him/her for a stroll after a like-cat-and-dog rain to see if he/she keep staring at the rainbow, waiting, calling Iris name to talk to PJ. Remember to take a picture!
18/ Tell a die hard 팬 of PJ 책 (and hate the movie) that 당신 just 사랑 the movie so much that 당신 think it should win an Oscar for Best Picture of the year, also Best Achievement in Directing (Best Director) for Chris Columbus.
19/ Tell another die hard 팬 that 당신 idolize Mr. Chris Columbus and are waiting for the 다음 PJ movie which is (hopefully) as good as the 1st one, 의해 him too, of course.
20/ Tell them that 당신 wonder if PJ (or his immortal father) has resonsibility for making the world floods?
21/ Tell the 팬 who is waiting for TLO that Percy actually wasn’t missing as they thought. He just…ran away to find another girlfriend (that mean he doesn’t 사랑 Annabeth anymore).
22/ Tell the 팬 that 당신 have read the newest vol of THO series before them and then tease them with some made up stories.
23/ 가입하기 a 팬 discussion then say. “Oh, I 사랑 Percy, especially when he…stole the Helm of Invisiblity then use it as a cool 헬멧 to drive to Hollywood.” 또는 some other making up stories like that.
24/ Just say, “Percy sucks, he beat my 가장 좋아하는 character, Kronos.”
25/ Tell them you’ve just found the location of Camp Half-Blood then tell them to go to 일본 또는 VietNam, perhaps Himalaya will help (none of which of course, has Camp Half-Bood 또는 Pure Blood).
26/ Tell them 당신 have the secret card of the lift to go up straight to Mount Olympus and ask them for big bucks to give the card.
27/ Tell them that Mount Olympus has moved to their country and give them a making up direction to that fake mountain.
28/ Tell them that their evil teacher is a bloodsucking monster that is hungry for them.
29/ Tell them that the 2nd PJ movie is shooting. And the place is near their home. So they will go there and attack the filmakers who have ruined their PJ image.
30/ Convince them to 가입하기 a PJ club online which turns out later to be a PJ anti-fanclub.
Hope 당신 guys like my article.
If those ways above do tick 당신 off, then I'm success. Hey, hey, it's just for fun. Wait, wait, don't hit me. Oh, tomatoes, so sweet. Oh, no, tomatoes thrown 의해 당신 destroyed my face. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! Daddy!!! Mommmy!!! Help! The PJ 팬 are hungry for my flesh!!!