Kowalski is a being a dork

added by Colonelpenguin

Source: Me

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kaitlyn

kowalski

Bluepenguin First, Kowalski may be "un-cool", but he isn't that much of a dork. XD Second, what song is he singing....?

mixmaster15 Yeah, i'm with Blue...what is the song he is singing? I think iv'e heard something like it...but it's probably not it.

-Forest- i don't care if kowalski is a dork. hes still cute!

Colonelpenguin The witch doctor sorry

Kowalski355 lol i agree with -forest-, idc if hes a dork, hes still Cute -and hot- lol

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Carol of the 크리스마스 Night

posted by Rini_Kowalski

My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was 크리스마스 eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years 이전 when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, 당신 must understand, this 펭귄 HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are...

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상단, 맨 위로 secret plan to destroy Spongebob: Hush!

posted by krazy4kowalski

OK, as 당신 might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site 또는 theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an 기사 to be 게시됨 on their own site about how great the other show is.
If 당신 like the plan, 코멘트 and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if 당신 don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!

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The Clipboard Theory

posted by littlebirdy05

*raises hands defensively* I know, I know, this is already up on Kowalski's 팬 page, but honestly this place is 더 많이 active, so...

Alrighty, this contains my theory on how the heck it is, Kowalski always whips out his clipboard from nowhere, but in truth, It’s 더 많이 of a ridiculously long one-shot on Kowalski’s past.

Skipper waddled over to the coffee maker, pouring himself a cup. He turned, opening the fridge. "Hm, where did I put that...?" He mumbled to no one in particular. It was only five a.m. and the others were still sleeping. He always got up before they did. "Eh, there it is..."...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Fifteen

posted by Cornflak

Afternoon, and there was a knock on the door…

Kowalski, who was sitting against a 벽 of the HQ, looked up from his book that he was 읽기 and stared at the door. Private rolled over from within his bunk and glanced at the door, as well. Skipper groaned and made his way towards the 출처 of the sound. He seemed to be doing most of the work, lately. The others only seemed to be interested in quarrels and drama. The leader longed to go on another successful mission with his teammates; like they used to. Otherwise, life at the zoo was beginning to lose its meaning. But something kept him...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1:The New Private (part two)

posted by 123cosmo4

Chapter 3-Military Suicide

    “Oh…wow.”
    Skipper followed the team for miles and never exactly knew where they were going to. What was their base? Was it a snowdrift 또는 something? It was quite the opposite though. It was a HUGE ship. That must explain how the penguins got there. It was bigger than a 고래 and was incredible. He made sure they all disappeared inside before coming in closer. He walked right up to the entrance and stared up at it.
    The Well Deserved. The ship couldn’t have a better name. HE had to get inside...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1: The New Private

posted by 123cosmo4

Skipper's nerdy best friend

Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young 펭귄 squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing 터보건, 터 보건 down a snowdrift away from their 펭귄 flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation 타코 Part 3

posted by 18wanda

The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The 타코 couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it 의해 the great 타코 terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...

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PoM Pics

added by Metallica1147

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Psycho: Chapter 3

posted by 67Dodge

The 다음 morning Skipper had gotten up and headed to the lobby, he was carrying a basket with various breads and pastries. 'Mr. Bates? Are 당신 there? I've got something for you!!' asked Skipper. He then saw Private shuffling downstairs, red in the eyes, possibly from crying so much. 'Ello Skippah, what's the basket for?' asked Private. 'For you, I heard 당신 and your mother arguing last night and I decided to make it up to you, it's breads and pastries,' said Skipper. 'Ohhhh!!!! Thank 당신 soooo much!! Mum loves Garlic 빵 and tarts!! She loves them very much!! Mum? Skippah gave 당신 breads!!'...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 2: Transformation

posted by jackandjill2

Okay - little note for everyone that saw my trailer video. I had to make a few changes for the video, the biggest being the way Kowalski performs the experiment on himself. In this version (and in the official Broadway show), he actually injects the formula into his skin. I had to change it in the video because A) drawing the injection is really, really hard, and B) the song's lyrics said otherwise. That song came off the Resurrection album, not the stage production - some changes were made in between.
Enough talk - onto the action!!!
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Unbeknownst...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 1: Rejection

posted by jackandjill2

If 당신 know me well, 당신 will know that I am a HUGE Broadway freak. The Great White Way is MY way. So, I used this to my advantage: this story will be a direct spin-off of the 고딕 classic "Jekyll and Hyde" (which itself was based on Robert L. Stevenson's classic novel of a similar name). Some of the dialougue will be taken directly from the script, where I will indicate with *'s around the section, and then at the end, I'll give the name of the song and a 유튜브 link, if I can find one (I couldn't for this first song) and also, 당신 should know that I own a copy of the "Complete Work" which...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 3

posted by jackandjill2

The 다음 day, before Alice arrived with food, Skipper sneaked off to Marlene’s and gave her the necklace. She absolutely loved it, and set it on a small 표, 테이블 so that aforementioned zookeeper wouldn’t see her wearing it.
During the day, when Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico were out being adorable, Amy went to explore the surrounding sewers. Rodney was still pouting about Marlene’s rejection.
“I mean, come on!” he complained. “I’m a good-looking guy, right? Look at me!”
Ian did not pay attention. He was considering the circumstances and thinking though his new plan.
He knew...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 1

posted by jackandjill2

Note: Characters will translate as:
Skipper - Othello, the Moor of Venice
Marlene - Desdemona, Othello's wife (they'll just be dating)
Kowalski - Cassio, Othello's lieutenant
Ian (OC) - Iago, a very jealous and greedy man
Amelia (Amy/OC) - Iago/Ian's wife
Rodney - Roderigo, Iago's friend

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“Ouch! Ian, that’s my foot!”
“My apologies, Rodney, but it really is quite dark in here.”
“We wouldn’t even be here is it weren’t for your stupid little trick!”
“Hush, Amelia!”
The first voice was a little squeaky, and it belonged to Rodney, an idiotic 펭귄 who seemed to rely on everyone except...

The Unforgiven Trilogy: Act One

posted by beastialmoon

ACT ONE

Skipper looked at the young Private.
“You don’t have to tell them about this if 당신 don’t want to.”
Private looked at his family – Kowalski, Rico, Marlene, and the lemurs
“I have to, Skipper. I can’t keep secrets like you.” Private sat down, and skipper headed to the back of the crowd The stars hung high in the sky, illuminating the city as Private began his tale.

SCENE ONE

South America, 1994. Norma and Oswald are cooing over their new-hatched son, Elijah. Elijah hugged them repeatedly. His memories of this time were blurry, as were all 동물 at new-birth.

New Blood Joins...

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A 초 chance for 사랑 (chapter 4)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

The 다음 after Skipper’s and Marlene’s 날짜 that gone wrong Skipper decided to the otter’s habitat, but not to talk to Marlene but to talk to Brandon. As Skipper got there Marlene was not there she was over at the dolphin’s habitat to do some girl talk with Doris the dolphin. Brandon was not outside so Skipper assumes that he was inside the cave. Skipper went inside to see Brandon with his playing his guitar.

“Hey Brandon I need to talk to you.”

“It’s about your 날짜 last night with Marlene isn’t it?”

“Yes, so I take...

Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny, Chapter 2: Monster

posted by beastialmoon

Monster

The secret side of me, I never let 당신 see
I keep it caged but I can't control it

Skipper trained his men. But his mind was elsewhere. Back to the Church. How could he behave like that, in front of his teammates? They needed a leader, and a leader should be strong and caring.
A leader. But this leader was not worthy. He had a past. If he had known how quickly it would catch up, he would not have taken on the task of training these three boys.

So stay away from me, the beast is ugly
I feel the rage and I just can't hold it

The thing he was holding back from them, the ugly sins that kept him...

Nolan Miles , Me and Myself, Prt2. My old Shadow.

posted by NolanMiles

I can hear something, it is very faint, I can tell it's a woman. It's a lady-like voice.

"Try again, why don't you." She says.

I can here that clearly. Finally.
My eyes are de-blurifying.

I can now see her face. Oh my God! It's Pauline. Just as pretty as she was back then.
F.Y.I.: She was my girlfriend. A Long time ago. I said I don't have a Girlfriend, Not I that I "Didn't".

"Pauline, How 당신 doin'?" I laughed out. I feel drunk. And how ironic? I was before, with the same girl!

"Fine." She says, I can tell he still hates me for what I did.

I was young. Real young. 초 년 on the force.
She was...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 10)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 10: Saying thanks

Later that night Brandon and Marlene where at their habitat just enjoying the rest of their night. Then Brandon began to speak.

“Hey Marlene I just want to say thanks for being such a good friend to me.”

“No problem Brandon and thanks for being such a good friend to, and for being the best roommate I could ask for.”

“You’re welcome.”

Both of them just smiled knowing that they where now best friends, but then Brandon said this.

“You know I see why Skipper likes you. 당신 really know how to make some one happy,...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 5)

posted by Metallica1147

Author note: All right for all of 당신 Julian 팬 I put him in this chapter. But theirs bad news at the same time if you’re a Julian 팬 and the 제목 speaks for it’s self.
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Chapter 5: Where’s your crown King Nothing!

The 다음 일 Brandon and Marlene deiced to spend the 일 with the penguins so Brandon can get to know them a little better. Private and Marlene where watching a soap opera on T.V, Kowalski is working on a new invention, Rico is brushing his...

Vendetta: Prologue

posted by littlebirdy05

How would one describe the 일 to 일 activities of a 펭귄 team? Many, including myself, have tried and failed. The main problem is... well it's never really the SAME 일 to day. Sure, you'd think we had a routine, and we did. But they way we went about it was always different. Admittedly we've baffled many zoologists, and even sent some of them gibbering to a mental hospital.

There's no doubt we're different. The 질문 is, why? What sets us apart from the rest? Were there not others in the world- no, in ZOOS like us? Were there zoos without a team to defend them all? I suppose those questions...