Kowalski is a being a dork

added by Colonelpenguin

Source: Me

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kowalski

Bluepenguin First, Kowalski may be "un-cool", but he isn't that much of a dork. XD Second, what song is he singing....?

mixmaster15 Yeah, i'm with Blue...what is the song he is singing? I think iv'e heard something like it...but it's probably not it.

-Forest- i don't care if kowalski is a dork. hes still cute!

Colonelpenguin The witch doctor sorry

Kowalski355 lol i agree with -forest-, idc if hes a dork, hes still Cute -and hot- lol

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Kowalski!

posted by Amberpet

We see the penguins doing whatever they usually do in their room when Julien comes in)
Julien: Hi silly penguins. Why is there a big present in my kingdom, but 당신 have 3 presents up there?
Private: What?
Skipper: Let's take a look.
(They go up and look)
Skipper: Kowalski, analysis.
Kowalski: We have 3 transfers from the Hoboken zoo and I will bet my left flipper thats the one in the 여우 원숭이 habitat is too.
Private: I wonder if they are girls.
Skipper: That is highly unlikely.
(The penguins inside break down a side of their crates)
Tiggie: Girls! We're here!
Princess: Neat. I wonder if there willl be unicorns...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 팬 fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski 팬 fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island
    *Sniff, sniff*
    (Sea salt, rollercoaster grease and all-beef franks?)
    Kowalski quickly stood up, still half-asleep, and looked around. He moved a step closer to 육지, 쇼 어 to get a better view and tripped over something small. He picked it up, "A crushed soda can?"
    Kowalski realized he had washed up onto Coney Island based on the colorful machines and the carousel, and with this he also remembered yesterday's drama. Skipper's betrayal,...

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Private and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad 일

posted by krazy4kowalski

This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, 당신 probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM 또는 Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written 의해 Judith Viorst. 당신 should read it. 당신 know, if 당신 like picture 책 made for Kindergarteners.

I went to 침대 with 물고기 in my mouth, but now there’s 물고기 in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my 땅콩 Butter...

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The 펭귄 Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet part 2

posted by 67Dodge

After an hour, Kowalski began to smoke his cigarretes. After the 5th one, he imediately got bored and placed his cigar in the ash tray. He pondered on and looked out the window. There was something on the wing, Kowalski wiped his eyes, assuming he is seeing things. Bravely, he looked again saw a gremlin with the creepiest smile, that looked ghastly, and empty. 'AAAHHHH!!! ATTENDANCE!' yelled Kowalski. Then the gremlin vanished before the flight attendant came. 'What's wrong sir?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a man 또는 something on the wing, some....thing,' said Kowalski. 'Sir, are you...

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The 펭귄 zone intro

posted by 67Dodge

I am 글쓰기 a pom and Twilight Zone crossover with 6 episodes, I'll make 3 더 많이 if it becomes popular. There will be death, smoking (the show is KNOWN 4 smoking), and randomness.
Rod Serling: I welcome 당신 to-
Me: 옮기기 IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank 당신 for waiting

당신 unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as 당신 travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.

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Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny, C5: Odd One

posted by beastialmoon

Odd One

Marlene’s Pov.
Okay, I lied. This is another view of the conversation Hans was watching. Enjoy and Review!

Like Hans had predicted, Skipper went full-force Christian. It came off to the others as a quick fad he would eventually get over, like Rico’s hippie syndrome incident. Marlene watched him quote Psalms on the walk way.

Odd one you’re never alone
I’m here and I will reflect you

She knew she liked him. She knew it from the start. Like his problem with the Church, so did she have a problem with Skipper.

Both of us basically unattached
To anything 또는 anyone
Unless we’re pretending...

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♪That's classified!♪

posted by JediPenguin16

A song inspoired 의해 Penguinangel's picture of the Penguins rocking out!
Skipper: Lead singer
Kowalski: bass
Rico: Guitar
Private: Drums
Verse one
♪HAve I ever made out wiht a bobblehead doll?♪
♪Have I ever been banned from a Danish Ball?♪
♪ Where'd I get the treadmill?♪
♪Why is Rico's Brain ill?♪
chorus
♪ OH SISTER
OH SISTER SISTER SIIIIIISSSTER!♪
♪ Thaaaaat's Classified!♪
verse two
♪ What really happend to Mannfredi and Johnson?♪
♪Why are all penguins so Awesome?♪
♪What is a penguins 가장 좋아하는 treat?♪
♪ Why the heck does Mort hug FEET????♪
Chorus
♪ OH SISTER...

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Operation: 집 Sweet 집 (Chapter 4 of 5)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

OPERATION: 집 SWEET HOME
CHAPTER FOUR
~ Whatever It Takes ~

The 다음 morning, before the zoo opened for business, Skipper, the other penguins, and Marlene gathered at Alice’s office to look at the newest edition of The New York Times, which Alice always had a copy of on 상단, 맨 위로 of her desk. Since both the Central Park Zoo and the New York Times Building were located in Manhattan, Skipper figured that the envelope he and Kowalski had mailed out the morning before would have reached the newspaper that same day, thus in time for its contents to be published in that morning’s edition.

“Let’s...

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상단, 맨 위로 secret plan to destroy Spongebob: Hush!

posted by krazy4kowalski

OK, as 당신 might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site 또는 theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an 기사 to be 게시됨 on their own site about how great the other show is.
If 당신 like the plan, 코멘트 and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if 당신 don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!

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In the Shadows - Prologue

posted by ThatDamnLlama

RATED PG-13.
Genre: mystery, suspense, romance, mild action
TDL's Note: I'm 글쓰기 a new story. This one is rather dark. The first part is very short; it is only the prologue.

The air was filled with the scent of wet concrete. The moon shown down on the lifeless zoo, the only 출처 of light. Puddles covered the ground from the storm that passed through the city hours ago. An eerie silence swept over the exhibits.

Through the silence, faint footsteps moving from puddle to puddle were heard, getting louder and louder. He came from the shadows and out into the moonlight, and took a breath of...

늑대 vs.Otter chapter 1

posted by nookehene

New Transfer
It was early in the morning when I was getting the team ready for today's schedule. They were all there except for Kowalski. I had given Kowalski orders to go and see what all the commotion was about in Alice's office last night. I was almost done telling everybody everything for today, when Kowalski jumping into the H.Q. "Speak man." I commanded him. He was out of breath and looked excited and worried, which was making me anxious. "We are getting a new transfer." Kowalski said when he caught his breath. "New transfer!" I exclaimed. "Tell us more" Private said anxiously. "Well..."...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 9

posted by KowalskiTheLich

And so King Julien attempted to organize a late night party. He did manage to throw one on Thursday night, but the party was such a bust (the room was very cramped, there was nothing to eat and King Julien insisted that everyone form a conga line even after several 동물 made it clear they did not want to). The 다음 night, Julien announced that he was going to be throwing a 초 party and the 초 he did so nearly all of the 동물 that were listening walked away, mumbling about how they would write notes to themselves reminding them not to go. Julien, frantically trying to think of...

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Julien, 당신 traitor!!!

posted by skipperluvs

Cute: Skilene

S: Skipper; K: Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M: Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort: Mort.

The penguins are in their habitat testing a machine constructed 의해 Kowalski. It is a 과일 dispenser. Since most of the 동물 in the zoo eat fruit, they decided to open a business. Plus they were getting a little tired of always running out of 물고기 and wanted a fishy refreshing drink.

S: Good Job Kowalski!!! Let’s put this baby up and see how we do!

Private puts a big drawing of 과일 and a small picture of a fish. They were charging the 동물 물고기 for fruit. Julien sees the sign and runs to...

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The Mystery of the Sleeping 수달, 오 터

posted by skipperluvs

S:Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M:Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort:Mort. A: Alice

The penguins are at the 표, 테이블 discussing a new fight routine. It is a cold winter night and every animal of every species is sleeping in their cozy habitats. All was quiet…All…

P: Maybe I could do a little hypnotizing dance!!! Then 당신 guys could tell them nicely to leave us alone :)
S: Private, 당신 don’t have to be nice to everyone!!! What if we some freak captured us right now!!!

Rico stands up and makes 펀치 noises as he puts private in a cage.

P: Ahhhhh! It’s here!!! Leave me alone!...

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Psycho: Chapter 10

posted by 67Dodge

Lily finally felt 안전한, 안전 when Private's footsteps faded away upstairs, apparently, he went to find Lily, but he's still searching. She looked at the cellar door, was it 안전한, 안전 to enter?Yes, it was. She opened the door, which went down a flight of stairs, she noticed the room had stuffed birds too. Taxidermist's birds, eternally stuffed and mounted for display. 'Blech, that's nasty, killing a bird, gutting it and stuffing it with cotton is nasty,' thought Lily, looking around. The taxidermed 동물 soon started varying, lizards in preserving jars, whole parasites stuffed in alcohol jars, a deer...

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Psycho: Chapter 8

posted by 67Dodge

Private was shifting in his chair uncomfortably, he knew that his mother had commited 더 많이 than 3 murders and since he's in California, it could be a 3 strike case. He cried a bit in his sleep when he heard his mother was going to most likely have a 3 strike case and have her gone for life in jail. 'I don't want 당신 guys to stay here!! I just want my mum!!' cried Private when Kowalski had asked him if they could stay one 더 많이 night. 'I'm sorry Private, we have to take her, she's commited crimes, we have to keep her in jail,' Kowalski had explained often. 'MOMMY!!!! Where are you?!' yelled Private,...

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Psycho: Chapter 7

posted by 67Dodge

The woods were so remote that Kowalski had trouble looking for any body of water, the only paths there were so thin that he had to walk sideways, and Skipper, being so fat, had to suck his breath in to fit between the foliage. 'We're getting nowhere with this!!! Why me? I could've stayed and tortured Private 또는 have a cup of coffee with him than end up with this mad scientist with little tracking experience!!' yelled Skipper, kicking a 나무, 트리 stump but screaming then, he hopped around on one foot. 'Now Skipper, calm down, we all got only 4 hours of sleep, we're cranky, hungry, and exhausted,...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 3: Alive!

posted by jackandjill2

That night, Marlene tossed and turned in her bed. She'd made the mistake of having too many oysters before bed, and she was having a lot of trouble sleeping. For the third time that night, she woke up from her fitful sleep and glanced at her clock. It read: 3:05 AM. She groaned to herself - 당신 would think, after twenty-five years (otter time, at least), she would have learned 의해 now not to eat too much before bed, it made her feel very restless.

She got up from her bed, hoping to release some of her pent-up energy 의해 taking a cool swim. But when she was outside, something odd caught her eye...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 2: Transformation

posted by jackandjill2

Okay - little note for everyone that saw my trailer video. I had to make a few changes for the video, the biggest being the way Kowalski performs the experiment on himself. In this version (and in the official Broadway show), he actually injects the formula into his skin. I had to change it in the video because A) drawing the injection is really, really hard, and B) the song's lyrics said otherwise. That song came off the Resurrection album, not the stage production - some changes were made in between.
Enough talk - onto the action!!!
_______________________________________________________

Unbeknownst...

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Psycho Chapter 1

posted by 67Dodge

AR: I 사랑 old movies. This is a POM version of the movie Psycho, Where a couple in need of money head to a motel where a shy man has an unstable relationship with his mother.
Marlene was quickly packing her things at home. (Oh great, another 일 at a dead-end job) she thought. She wolfed down the last bites of her cereal and rushed to her bedroom to pick up her car keys. 'Morning Marlene, I'm gonna miss ya so much sitting here, alone, again,' said Skipper, groggily. 'Can't wait till we 옮기기 to the golden state Skippy,' said Marlene. Now, to get this straight, they are not related in love, only...