마다가스카의 펭귄 Article: Penguins on Facebook: Part One

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posted by hotsnowsels

And so begins part two. Hope 당신 enjoy!
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Private wrote on Skipper's wall: hi skipper! what time does defensive training start today?
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Skipper Uh, couldn't 당신 have just ASKED me that?
Private i did ask 당신 just now.
Skipper I mean in real life. We're in the same room.
Private oh. i guess so. but its fun to write on walls!
Skipper *sigh*.... Defensive training starts at 1400 hours.
Private thanks skipper! :D

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Kowalski just read an article.
"Strange quarks" Some of the smallest particles in the universe play an important role. They ... See More
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Skipper 당신 read a science article? No way!
Kowalski -_-...
Marlene LOL Skipper... This is a neat read!
Skipper Seriously though, why do we need to know this?
Marlene Because it's INTERESTING to see what your 프렌즈 are doing!
Skipper What's next? 'Marlene blinked!' REALLY? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THAT'S SO EXCITING!
Marlene 당신 are insufferable. (Kowalski likes this)

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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: HELLO!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: DANCING TURKEYS AND COCONUTS!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: WHERE IS MY FREE MEAT?
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: AM I DOING THIS WRONG?
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Skipper RINGTAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU, I SWEAR!
King Julien XIII no, it's okay, i read about this! 당신 post a whole bunch of 랜덤 stuff in all caps, and then 당신 get sent some yummy spam in the mail!
Skipper NOT THAT KIND OF SPAM!!!!!!!!!!
King Julien XIII really? oh. that's too bad.
Skipper GAHHHH 당신 ARE A MENACE!
Marlene LOL!

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Marlene is going to get some pretzels! -with Skipper, Private and Rico
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Kowalski Hey, why wasn't I invited?
Skipper Because 당신 were in your lab! We didn't want to evoke the wrath of a mad scientist! (Marlene likes this)
Kowalski -_-
Private we brought some back for you! :D
Kowalski In that case, all is forgiven.

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Rico blahabsjadiuysasdbagsidgasdigiAUDG! Vroom vroom!
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Skipper Nice, soldier! I think that's a new racetrack record!
Marlene Did 당신 seriously understand that?
Skipper Once 당신 grow accustomed to Rico and his nonsensical talk, 당신 begin to crack the mysterious code.
Marlene Really?
Skipper That, and I was in the car too.
Marlene ...oh.

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Private likes The Lunacorns
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Skipper Ohhhh no, don't tell me you're bringing that sickening show onto 페이스북 too!
Private but it's educational!
King Julien XIII did 당신 see on yesterday's episode when lord selflessheart got stuck in that tree? it was so sad until princess self-respecta rescued him!
Private gah!!! i haven't seen that episode yet! don't say any more!
King Julien XIII oh. oopsies! then i will say nothing about how prince shares-a-lot found out about his surprise birthday party either!
Private NO! lalalalalala i can't hear you!

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Private wrote on Kowalski's wall: how do i play words with friends?
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Kowalski *groan*... Why don't 당신 just walk over and ask me and let me show you? WE'RE INCHES APART!
Private hey, you're right! that's a great idea!
Kowalski *facepalm*

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Skipper AUGH! This stupid site changed me to Timeline without my permission! THE INVASION HAS STARTED! THEY'RE GETTING INTO OUR HEADS! EVACTUATE THE PLANET!
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Marlene *facepalm*
Private invasion? evacuate? AHHHHHHHH!
Kowalski Don't 당신 think that's a bit overboard, sir? (Marlene likes this)
Skipper Overboard? I'll tell 당신 what's overboard! Soon they'll be stealing all of our personal information! Turning our entire culture into slaves!
King Julien XIII hey, no one is to be making the king evacuate from his kingly kingdom!
Marlene Really? Just, really?

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To be continued!

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Penguinangel Normally I don't read articles like this, but this cracked me up. XD Question: Did you make this up, or were these actually on Facebook from some rpers accounts?

carsfan O.O ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :,D Julien and the SPAM one... HILARIOUS!! XD

hotsnowsels Oops! I titled both parts as part one! Duh.... XD Thanks! I came up with the material by myself. XD I got the idea from reading something like this done for other shows. Actually, there was one like this for 'Penguins' on fanfiction.net (where this is also posted) a couple months ago, but I didn't know it existed. And thanks to you too, carsfan. Yeah, that part was the most fun to write. XD Am I able to edit this and fix the title mistake, or do I have to unpublish and publish again to fix it?

CoolNG90 Hahahahahahahaha, I agree with Skipper ...Timeline is evil D:< haha XD

mostar1219 maybe Skipper should see "The Roast of Facebook".

CuteCuddly CuteCuddly likes this. LOL!

SandMCLASSIFIED SandMCLASSIFIED Likes this as well.

ImAnEasel HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Please continue with this!!!!! It's HILARIOUS!!! I thought exactly the same as Skipper when it changed my profile to a timeline!!! By the way, does anybody know how to change your Facebook profile back to a normal profile? My brother has a normal profile, but, for some reason, mine's a timeline. :( Wow, this fanfiction has some Skilene, Julene AND Marski in it! Nice touch. X3

hotsnowsels ^Yeah, I was upset too. I don't think you CAN change it back, unfortunately. It's sad. And thank you. XD I tried not to be too specific with pairings, and leave enough opening so anyone can interpret it how they want to. And yes, I am still writing it. I have another part to format for this site soon!

Lt_Kowalski Gee, so much for pretzals.. I'll remember that.. Trust me.. I will SO remember!

peacebaby7 LOL!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!! I CAN'T EVEN CHOOSE WHICH ONE IS FUNNIER!!

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I Am the Very Model of an Evil 돌고래 Mastermind ( Based on The Major-General's Song")

posted by TheRatKing1

"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General", 또는 " The Major-General's Song"was written 의해 the playwrights Gilbert and Sullivan in 1879. The song is famous, and you've probably heard it before.

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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil 돌고래 mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the 사랑 of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make...

Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows...chapter 8...blood drive....part 2 FINAL

posted by spmana123

Skipper, Rico and Marlene arrived at her house out in the woods...it was run down and hadn't been used in forever....Rico and Marlene had chills go down there spine...but skipper didn't care...if there was a way to save his friends...then he would do it... They entered the house...dust and trash everywhere.....but despite it being so dirty...they ventured on...trying to find clues...

Skipper:alright...Marlene and Rico. ...you go in the kitchen...and I'll check upstairs...

They both nodded there head and begun the search...while skipper headed upstairs....

Skipper went through every room upstairs...but...

Amnesia:chapter 6...

posted by spmana123

It was privates turn to spend time with kowalksi..private and him were sitting on a bench...how was private going to trigger 암퇘지, 뿌리 다 thing he thought...?

Kowalski: what are we doing just sitting here?

Private: I wanted u to talk to someone....ok..you can come out now...

Around the corner ws Dorris...she was riding one of those things blowhole ws riding....she drove up to him slowly...kowlaski confused however..

Dorris: hello kowlaksi.....

Kowlaski: ? Who are you?

Dorris: my name is Dorris...you...you used to be so obsessed with me....but this is the first time 당신 have actually sit still and tried not...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 9

posted by sarah12499

Skipper woke up the 다음 morning to see that Kowalski was not in his 침대 또는 in the HQ “He couldn't have left yet, could he?” Skipper went to the surface to 검색 and sure enough he was sleeping on the deck “Kowalski must have come up here last night while I was sleeping.” Skipper walked up to Kowalski and sat down 다음 to him. After awhile Private and Rico came out to see where they had gone. Private sat down 다음 to Skipper “Was there no training today?” Skipper looked over at Kowalski who was still sleeping “No……hey guys, I need 당신 to do something for me.” Skipper then...

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The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 6

posted by queenpalm

Sorry it took so long, I've been busy!

I kept on looking. I used my ears to try to hear them. Lemurs have a great hearing, 또는 at least I have pretty good hearing. Ivy, on the other hand has great hearing. And dogs, and-
Uh! Got to find them!
The wind blows over my fur. I stand it and continue to walk on, searching.
Sudden thought, I would look cool with an earring.
Not now! Find!
I hear Rico calling so I run and find him. He just wanted us to get back together. We shouldn't be away from each other in a situation like this! 당신 decide if that was sarcasm.
I hear a scream. Trees don't scream, do they?...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 6

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic :D

Marlene looks over to the entrance "Doors wide open." Skipper looks over "Good. 당신 gonna make a distraction again?" Marlene walks over to the doorway "Oh sure, I'm just distraction anyway, right?" Skipper walks over to Marlene "Yep,and your the best, now can we get going?" Private and Rico both follow close behind skipper as they sneak their way over to the desk. "Kowalski!" Skipper whispers. Kowalski looks over at Skipper "How do we get out?" Skipper points to Marlene "She's got us covered." Marlene runs up to Alice and pulls on her pants to get her attention. "Get ready...

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My story.....

posted by Rico123

I want to tell 당신 all about my life story....how I grew up and how I got this scar and my voice cracking......I may cry....but Marlene has helped me threw this....and I want to share it all with u guys.....

When I was 6 years old.....I was out swimming....having the Time of my life...my mom was watching me....it was a good day....until my mom saw a Scorka come towards me....she jumped in and grabbed me out of the water.....and I turned around....and she was gone.....I was so heartbroken to see my mom die right in front of my eyes....I went threw a deep depression.....I had to go to therapy.....and...

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Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows, chapter 5: tooth....

posted by spmana123

Manfreide:why?! Where the hell are we?!

Manfrede was with Johnson, Julia, and Freddy as they all stood outside the barricaded bathroom, in the dark hallway...Freddy was trying to break down the barricade that was to the bathroom, and Julia was trying to calm down Johnson, who was shaking bath and forth after 읽기 the notice on the wall....the notice read:"notice to all faculty and staff of heavenly host"...

Johnson: why...why?! We were all in our zoo...and then we did that charm...why!!

Julia:calm down Johnson!! If 당신 can't calm down, your going to go into hyperventilate!

Johnson:"deep breathing"...

사랑 hurts: chapter 5

posted by spmana123

Skipper and Marlene searched high and low for Rico in every place they would think where Rico would be, but had no luck. They searched threw New York, going threw each ally way, store and street, seeing if they could find him, but still no luck.

Skipper: ugh....where is he?

Marlene: who knows?

Skipper then turned around and stopped Marlene in her tracks and got up in her face.

Skipper:who knows?! Who knows?! Don't 당신 care about him?! I don't 사랑 you?! I never had!! But Rico did!! He had a happy face on every time he came home!! He cared about you, hell, he wouldn't shut up about you!!

Marlene...

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A 펭귄 comedy^_^ chapter 1: let the games begin!

posted by spmana123

It was a typical 일 at the zoo, and skipper and his buddy's were relaxing watching tv, skipper had made 팝콘 for 3 amigos for a movie they were watching. Before he sat down, he heard a knock at the door, curious, he opened the door to see that it was noe other than rain shadow, ivy, Kat, and Michelle. Rain shadow was a cat that the penguins knew for a while, rain shadow had saved skipper from falling off a building, and that's how they met, the others were all penguins just visiting.

Rainshadow: hey, what's up skipper!

Skipper:!what are u all doing here!'

Rain shadow:we wanted to see if we...

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A New Crush Chapter 10

posted by Number1SkippFan

저기요 this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)
I'm going back to Kat's POV btw
And if anyone is getting impatient because I haven't been 글쓰기 the 다음 chapter, it's because I'm kinda stuck. :( Ending this fanfic is tough, but I'll try my best :)

I need to get Skipper to like me, but how? I don't have anyone to get 조언 from, I've never had this kind of problem. That's what I think about every time I wake up.

I rolled out of my bunk and almost fell off, it looked really amusing to the others, they started giggling and telling Skipper to go catch me in his flippers being all romantic. He just...

Corpse party/penguins:chapter 9

posted by spmana123

Skipper and the other survivors were all determined to get out of here, with thier courage left making them go on, they continued along the huge building searching for any means of sachiko. Soon, after a while of walking around, a huge earthquake had begun.

Rico: whoa! This ones huge, unlike the other ones!

Everyone fell to the ground, struggling to not get separated again, they all held hands, the earthquake was ongoing until all of them fell unconscious.

Skipper and the others woke up, who were startled to find that the earthquake had changed the school completely! Instead if it Bieng dark,...

Corpse party/penguins: chapter 8

posted by spmana123

It had been hours since skipper had seen his face....his lifeless face, he could never forget the way he found Kowalski, he just prayed that private wasn't like Kowalski either.

Rico: private! Private! Where is he?!

Marlene: he's got to be somewhere! 저기요 skipper, lets check the other building, maybe well have 더 많이 luck in there.

Skipper:sure....lets go....

The four then proceeded to go to the other building, hoping to find some trace of where he was.

Julien: private! Private! Where are you!

They searched high and low, bathrooms, emtpy rooms, anywhere, but had no luck, until they ran across a body....

Operation: Family, part 11

posted by queenpalm

The final, and longest, part. Enjoy!

Rica, Ru, and Urka stayed with the team for a week before discovering military and zoo life was not for them. They needed to be free.
Kowalski rigged up the machine again, except this time it put them right in the cave.
"So we can visit each other any time," Kowalski had said.
Ivy began skipping missions to watch the egg. She took great care of it, and was an overprotective mother 의해 slapping anyone who got too close to it, except Johnson, Private, and Marlene. She absolutely refused to let Skipper train it young, no matter how much he pleaded.
Johnson was...

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Penguins/corpse party, a horror story: intro

posted by spmana123

There once was a school that used to be here called heavenly host elementary school...it was a wonderful school with good teachers, especially the school nurse. She was nice, kind person that everyone loved, until one night, she missed a step while walking down the stairs, and fell and broke her neck on impact, and died....the school was devastated of what happened, including the principal, who went into a severe depression, and went to the roof one 일 and killed himself. The school was to be torn down soon after because if what had happened, and it was...

Lighting had struck at that moment...

선실, 캐빈 fever:chapter 3

posted by spmana123

We all just froze there, staring at morts body laying on the ground, we all couldn't say anything, but we were all thinking the same thing, there was a killer out there, and he was after us.

"What do we do?! " said Marlene panicking frantically.

"Who could've done this to mort!!!" Said Maurice.

"Isn't it obvious!, it's somebody who heard your story last night about that guy quiet Sam, there gonna micmick him and kill us all off!" Said Kowalski, staring directly at Maurice.

"We'll why are 당신 looking at me then!" Said Maurice angrily at kowlalski.

"Because 당신 were the one that made up the freaking...

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Tortured.....chapter 6 finale

posted by spmana123

I was sitting across from Kowalski's corpse, enraged at that damn dolphin,private was still crying from Kowalski's death, feeling guilty that he couldn't do anything. I was fed up and tired of it, so I finally said enough in my head, and begun anyway to get out of these ropes. I was struggling, biting them and trying to knock myself over, and nothing worked, until after about 30inuted of sheer force from me on these ropes, I managed to break free from them! Excited, but quietly doing so, I grabbed the bloody bat they used on Kowalski and Rico and sat back on my 좌석 and waited for my chance....

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사랑 hurts:chapter 1, the beginning

posted by spmana123

It was a typical 일 at the zoo again, just laying down on my bed, I had another dream about skipper..I can get him out of my head....but I don't know what to do! What should I do Leslie? "We'll Marlene, have 당신 told him about your feelings towards him?" Said Leslie.(Leslie was one of my best 프렌즈 at the zoo, we talk about everything together). " I've tried, but he ignores me like I'm nothing towards him" I said. We both continued to talk about how to make him like me, until Leslie thought of this crazy idea that might just work. "Why don't 당신 just go out with one of his friends, that...

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A New Crush Chapter 3

posted by Number1SkippFan

저기요 this is my first fanfic so plz no hate :)

When I woke up I saw four pairs of cute blue eyes staring at me, then I jumped in the sight of one of them, I kept forgetting his name, wow I'm an idiot. I think his name was Skippy hmm, 또는 maybe not, well it's at the tip of my beak. I'll just have to listen for his name again.

"Are 당신 okay Kat?" Private said with concern and confusion of why I jumped.

"Yeah I'm fine just hit my head" I said

"We are going to the park for snow cones want to come?" Skipper asked, only because he didn't want her in the HQ while they were gone.

"Snow? Oh no thank 당신 I've...

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Fallout: Chapter 3 Mutant Nightmare

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 3: Mutant Nightmare

Private left Megaton and made his way to the Galaxy News Radio Station. Private figured out how to put directions into his Pip-Boy, and it was easier then he thought. He just had to put the name of the location he wanted to go to, and the Pip-Boy would serve as a GPS. He had a bit of ways to go, but he’d go any distance to see his father again. He waddled a long road, but his Pip-Boy led him to an underground train station. Private looked at the directions again to make sure it wasn’t wrong, and it wasn’t. The underground train station was actually a shortcut...