마다가스카의 펭귄 Article: Penguins on Facebook: Part One

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posted by hotsnowsels

And so begins part two. Hope 당신 enjoy!
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Private wrote on Skipper's wall: hi skipper! what time does defensive training start today?
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Skipper Uh, couldn't 당신 have just ASKED me that?
Private i did ask 당신 just now.
Skipper I mean in real life. We're in the same room.
Private oh. i guess so. but its fun to write on walls!
Skipper *sigh*.... Defensive training starts at 1400 hours.
Private thanks skipper! :D

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Kowalski just read an article.
"Strange quarks" Some of the smallest particles in the universe play an important role. They ... See More
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Skipper 당신 read a science article? No way!
Kowalski -_-...
Marlene LOL Skipper... This is a neat read!
Skipper Seriously though, why do we need to know this?
Marlene Because it's INTERESTING to see what your 프렌즈 are doing!
Skipper What's next? 'Marlene blinked!' REALLY? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THAT'S SO EXCITING!
Marlene 당신 are insufferable. (Kowalski likes this)

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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: HELLO!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: DANCING TURKEYS AND COCONUTS!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: WHERE IS MY FREE MEAT?
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: AM I DOING THIS WRONG?
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Skipper RINGTAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU, I SWEAR!
King Julien XIII no, it's okay, i read about this! 당신 post a whole bunch of 랜덤 stuff in all caps, and then 당신 get sent some yummy spam in the mail!
Skipper NOT THAT KIND OF SPAM!!!!!!!!!!
King Julien XIII really? oh. that's too bad.
Skipper GAHHHH 당신 ARE A MENACE!
Marlene LOL!

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Marlene is going to get some pretzels! -with Skipper, Private and Rico
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Kowalski Hey, why wasn't I invited?
Skipper Because 당신 were in your lab! We didn't want to evoke the wrath of a mad scientist! (Marlene likes this)
Kowalski -_-
Private we brought some back for you! :D
Kowalski In that case, all is forgiven.

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Rico blahabsjadiuysasdbagsidgasdigiAUDG! Vroom vroom!
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Skipper Nice, soldier! I think that's a new racetrack record!
Marlene Did 당신 seriously understand that?
Skipper Once 당신 grow accustomed to Rico and his nonsensical talk, 당신 begin to crack the mysterious code.
Marlene Really?
Skipper That, and I was in the car too.
Marlene ...oh.

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Private likes The Lunacorns
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Skipper Ohhhh no, don't tell me you're bringing that sickening show onto 페이스북 too!
Private but it's educational!
King Julien XIII did 당신 see on yesterday's episode when lord selflessheart got stuck in that tree? it was so sad until princess self-respecta rescued him!
Private gah!!! i haven't seen that episode yet! don't say any more!
King Julien XIII oh. oopsies! then i will say nothing about how prince shares-a-lot found out about his surprise birthday party either!
Private NO! lalalalalala i can't hear you!

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Private wrote on Kowalski's wall: how do i play words with friends?
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Kowalski *groan*... Why don't 당신 just walk over and ask me and let me show you? WE'RE INCHES APART!
Private hey, you're right! that's a great idea!
Kowalski *facepalm*

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Skipper AUGH! This stupid site changed me to Timeline without my permission! THE INVASION HAS STARTED! THEY'RE GETTING INTO OUR HEADS! EVACTUATE THE PLANET!
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Marlene *facepalm*
Private invasion? evacuate? AHHHHHHHH!
Kowalski Don't 당신 think that's a bit overboard, sir? (Marlene likes this)
Skipper Overboard? I'll tell 당신 what's overboard! Soon they'll be stealing all of our personal information! Turning our entire culture into slaves!
King Julien XIII hey, no one is to be making the king evacuate from his kingly kingdom!
Marlene Really? Just, really?

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To be continued!

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Penguinangel Normally I don't read articles like this, but this cracked me up. XD Question: Did you make this up, or were these actually on Facebook from some rpers accounts?

carsfan O.O ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :,D Julien and the SPAM one... HILARIOUS!! XD

hotsnowsels Oops! I titled both parts as part one! Duh.... XD Thanks! I came up with the material by myself. XD I got the idea from reading something like this done for other shows. Actually, there was one like this for 'Penguins' on fanfiction.net (where this is also posted) a couple months ago, but I didn't know it existed. And thanks to you too, carsfan. Yeah, that part was the most fun to write. XD Am I able to edit this and fix the title mistake, or do I have to unpublish and publish again to fix it?

CoolNG90 Hahahahahahahaha, I agree with Skipper ...Timeline is evil D:< haha XD

mostar1219 maybe Skipper should see "The Roast of Facebook".

CuteCuddly CuteCuddly likes this. LOL!

SandMCLASSIFIED SandMCLASSIFIED Likes this as well.

ImAnEasel HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Please continue with this!!!!! It's HILARIOUS!!! I thought exactly the same as Skipper when it changed my profile to a timeline!!! By the way, does anybody know how to change your Facebook profile back to a normal profile? My brother has a normal profile, but, for some reason, mine's a timeline. :( Wow, this fanfiction has some Skilene, Julene AND Marski in it! Nice touch. X3

hotsnowsels ^Yeah, I was upset too. I don't think you CAN change it back, unfortunately. It's sad. And thank you. XD I tried not to be too specific with pairings, and leave enough opening so anyone can interpret it how they want to. And yes, I am still writing it. I have another part to format for this site soon!

Lt_Kowalski Gee, so much for pretzals.. I'll remember that.. Trust me.. I will SO remember!

peacebaby7 LOL!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!! I CAN'T EVEN CHOOSE WHICH ONE IS FUNNIER!!

The Great Migration (8. One from the Royal Family)

posted by Aquade

Disclaimer: I don't owe any of the characters of the Penguins of Madagascar 또는 any of the places related to the ones that can actually be found 또는 the ones from the show. I do own the story's plot, though, so don't steal my idea. Thanks!

"You're what?" Skipper turned to Leroy. "How could 당신 not think it was necessary to tell us 당신 were the prince?" he yelled. "What would the 터틀, 거북 nation think if they knew Ringtail had 'caught' 당신 with a blanket? 당신 could have had a concussion from falling down the hatch like that!"

Kowalski went on where his leader had paused to take a breath. "And the...

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WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT!

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That looks painfu

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Benedict Cumberbatch Makes First Appearance at SDCC just for POM Movie

posted by mouseandowl

"Benedict Cumberbatch will make his first trip to San Diego Comic-Con to promote DreamWorks Animation’s feature “The Penguins of Madagascar,” although he may also stick around for Warner Bros.’ “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” and support Peter Jackson, who is scheduled to present the final installment of his trilogy.

In addition to Cumberbatch, who plays Agent Classified, the panel for “Penguins” will also feature John Malkovich, Tom McGrath and directors Simon J. Smith and Eric Darnell. 여우 will release the toon on Nov. 26.

The 90-minute DreamWorks panel will take...

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Come on 당신 Guys

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The Bad Streets of New York chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

The 다음 morning it was time that me and Skipper start heading back to the central park zoo. despite me being injured last night I still got some strength in me left.

Skipper: *wakes up then yawns* well it's morning *looks at me still sleeping* 저기요 Kiva wake up.

Me: *wakes up then yawns* 저기요 Skipper, is it morning yet?

Skipper: yep, and it's time for us to head back to the central park zoo *puts my blanket in my backpack then puts on my backpack*

Me: 당신 know Skipper, 당신 look pretty fine wearing my backpack.

Skipper: well after all 당신 got injured last night when 당신 push me out of the way and...

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Are 당신 fine, Kowalski?

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They Getting Lemmy!

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Rico

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Kowalski

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Kowalski

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Kowalski

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Kowalski

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Kowalski

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Joey

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프레드

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Kowalski

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Feathery 프렌즈 Chapter Three

posted by Aquade

The car stopped right outside of a forest. “Um, Skipper? Are 당신 sure this is the right place?” asked Private, staring at the vast unknown.
“Don’t worry,” said Skipper. “They’ll be here.”
As if on cue, two turkeys came out of the jungle. “Skipper! Me amigo!” said the taller turkey.
“Hello, Turk,” replied Skipper evenly.
Turk ushered the smaller turkey forward. “This is me son, Gobber.”
Gobber raised a hand. “Hello.”
Turk laughed. “Gobber here is about the same as that young ‘un back there.”
“Me?” asked Private, pointing to himself.
“Oui, nice accent,”...

Corpse party/penguins: tortured souls...chapter 2....

posted by spmana123

........ugh....
???:what the.....where am...I-ugh! I must have twisted my leg.
Julien was inside a room, clustered with dusty and dirty chairs, where was he?

Julien:ugh... Where am I?

Julien began to walk around the room looking for clues as to where he was, on the other side of the classroom was Maurice lying on the ground.

Julien:!!!!, Maurice, Maurice answer me!

Julien couldn't reach him because of all the stuff in the way. He decides to leave the room to check to see if Maurice was ok. While leaving the room to check the other side, julien tripped and sprained his ankle even more.

Julien:...

The chamber of death..chapter 6...

posted by spmana123

All four of the penguins looked worried and frightened....who was he gonna use it on?...jimmy looked at all four of them with great observance....he started to walk closer to all four of them...which one was he gonna use it on!!

Skipper:STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM US!!

Jimmy grinned and proceeded to walk towards skipper...

He leaned in and had the needle ready to use...

Kowlaksi:NO!! SKIPPER SHUT UP!!!

Jimmy got near his face...

Jimmy:I wouldn't want to kill u off now...no..I save the best for last...heheh..

Jimmy then stood up away from skipper...and walked over to kowalski...

Kowlaski:no...no...STAY...