마다가스카의 펭귄 Article: 로스트 in Translation: Funny PoM Episode Titles Translated from German to English

로스트 in Translation: Funny PoM Episode Titles Translated from German to English

posted by SJF_Penguin2

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a list of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses 다음 to each translated title, as it appeared on a German 텔레비전 website, though in a few places even those have a few errors in them.

Please read through the full list. Some changes are funnier than others. Which translated 제목 did 당신 find the funniest?

팝콘 Panic (Popcorn Panic)
Flash and gone (Gone In A Flash)
Internet Superstar (Tangled In The Web)
Royal Headdress (Crown Fools)
Welcome to the Moon (Launch Time)
Ghosts in the enclosure (Haunted Habitat)
Recall of Stuffed 동물 (Operation: Plush & Cover)
King Julien 일 (Happy 일 King Julien!)
Nest is a man thing (Paternal Egg Stinct)
Not without my batteries (Assault & Battery)
Everything 또는 Nothing (Penguin Takes All)
Feet touching allowed! (Two Feet High and Rising)
Mysterious neighbors (The Hidden)
The new ruler (Kingdom Come)
Zookreuzer (Little Zoo Coupe)
Choke, Rico, choke! (All Choked Up)
In fishy Mission (Go Fish)
Feet on Ice (Miracle on Ice)
Just a prick (Needle Point)
The solar eclipse (Eclipsed)
Mutant Mort (Mort Unbound)
Marlene's roommate (roomies)
All Roger (Roger Doger)
Robo-Julien (See Lemur, 여우 원숭이 Thu)
Wild otters (otter Gone Wild)
Moon cat in danger (Cat's Cradle)
The Unglückskeks (Misfortune Cookie)
Monkey 사랑 (Love Monkey)
The Lorka (Skorka!)
Frost and frustration (Tagged)
Mouth no excuse (Mask of the Raccoon)
Puppet theater (What Goes Around)
The Revenge of Dr. Strangelove (Dr. Blowhole's Revenge)
The 로스트 Groove (Out of the Groove)
The law of the jungle (Jungle Law)
Zombies in the zoo (I was a Zombie Penguin)
넷, 호넷, 호 넷 Alarm (Sting Operation)
The very thick 물고기 (Command Crisis)
The truth hurts (Truth Ache)
Party 동물 (All King, No USA)
The untouchables (Untouchable)
Elephants Can Remember (An 코끼리 Never Forgets)
The matchmaker 3000 (Otter Things Have Happened)
Not without my loop (Miss Understanding)
Mason's obsession with cleaning (over Phil)
Flubbi (Jiggles)
From the 쥐, 마우스 (Zoo Tube)
Submerged (Snake Head)
사랑 with the 매, 팔 콘 (The 매, 팔 콘 And The Snow Job)
Old enmity does not rust (Huffin And Puffin)
The 펭귄 page 1 (The 펭귄 Stays in the Picture)
The Red 다람쥐 (The Red Squirrel)
Kowalski cubed (It's About Time)
Rico bangs 의해 (Kaboom And Kabust)
The Helm (The Helmet)
A cockroach Trap (Stop Bugging Me)
Mission Popokratzer (Field Tripped)
Alligator alert (Gator Watch)
Pigeon droppings (In the Line of Doody)
The Treasure of the Golden 다람쥐 (The 로스트 Treasure of the Golden Squirrel)
Koala Chaos (Night and Dazed)
The evil 보아 (The Big Squeeze)
Please do not touch (Can not Touch This)
The tough 오리 쌔끼, 새끼 오리, 오리 새끼 (Hard Boiled Eggy)
The wishing well (Wishful Thinking)
April Fools! (April Fools)
Hello Dolly (Hello, Doll Face)
Come under pressure (Fit to Print)
Operation itch (Operation: Cooties)
Sights now (Driven to the Brink)
Amarillo Kid (Mr. Tux)
The Graduate (Concrete Jungle Survival)
The electronic friend (Friend-in-a-Box)
The Badgers are going (Badger Pride)
Invent prohibited (Invention intervention)
Who would have thought it? (Cradle and All)
The secret of 크리스마스 (The All Night Before Christmas)
The correct way (Work Order)
Operation: Get Over the Sparks (Hot Ice)
An Officer and a Gentleman (Whispers and coups)
An elaborate plan (Brush with Danger)
Lemmy's Return (Alienated)
The bleaching (The 수달, 오 터 Woman)
The Officer-X-Factor (The Officer X Factor)
사랑 is au! (Love Hurts)
Operation: Helping fin (Operation Good Deed)
Knabberkram of horror (When the Chips Are Down)
The pen-WG (Kanga Management)
00Mort (Rat Fink)

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Any errors, including capitalization errors, are not of my doing. I am simply presenting this list as translated without any copyediting.

egel_0507, MsKowalski99 and 2 others like this

candlefairy_13 LOL ar all of these! Good one, SJF!The "Nest is a Man Thing" literally got me!

LeonardFan ^IKR? They are all awesome

BirdG I always prefer the English titles - they are word plays or something: my favorite is "Assault and Batteries" since I made the discovery in the dictionary: "assault and battery" is a term for er.. bodily harm... and the battery - batteries... haha... yeah, I know... it's just interesting for me... But I found a mistake: 'Two feet high and rising' was called 'Füsse anfassen verboten' - so 'foot touching NOT allowed' - that's one of this very lame German titles! I mean - it's just what happenes in the episode... that Julien forbids Mort to touch his feet - how lame is that? The same, that "Wishful Thinking" was just called 'The desire well' - I mean: there's one on the cover - they don't have to write it! And beside that: Why are the new episodes already aired in Germany - but still not in English? Can somebody put them on youtube or at least vbox7 please???

ladywhiplasher @ birdG: sämtliche folgen, die noch nicht in englisch ausgestrahlt wurden aber in deutschland schon kannst du auf serienjunkies.org runterladen, but in german^^

SJF_Penguin2 One of my many favorites is "The Revenge of Dr. Strangelove" instead of "Dr. Blowhole's Revenge." That is completely hilarious because Dr. Strangelove was a character in a 1964 film of the same name, played by Peter Sellers. I have no idea how the title translation could have ever generated that.

Grimms-Dragon "The Revenge of Dr. Strangelove"... that is just fantastic and hilarious.

CuteCuddly The following are the ones I find most amusing: Nest is a man thing (Paternal Egg Stinct) Feet touching allowed! (Two Feet High and Rising) Choke, Rico, choke! (All Choked Up) The Unglückskeks (Misfortune Cookie) WTF...udge is up with THAT one? Frost and frustration (Tagged) Mouth no excuse (Mask of the Raccoon) Puppet theater (What Goes Around) The Revenge of Dr. Strangelove (Dr. Blowhole's Revenge) The very thick fish (Command Crisis) Huh? Not without my loop (Miss Understanding) Mason's obsession with cleaning (over Phil) Flubbi (Jiggles) I think I got my new random word. From the mouse (Zoo Tube) Old enmity does not rust (Huffin And Puffin) The penguin page 1 (The Penguin Stays in the Picture) Kowalski cubed (It's About Time) Rico bangs by (Kaboom And Kabust) Mission Popokratzer (Field Tripped) Pigeon droppings (In the Line of Doody) Come under pressure (Fit to Print) Operation itch (Operation: Cooties) Sights now (Driven to the Brink) The Graduate (Concrete Jungle Survival) Who would have thought it? (Cradle and All) The correct way (Work Order) Operation: Get Over the Sparks (Hot Ice) An Officer and a Gentleman (Whispers and coups) An elaborate plan (Brush with Danger) Love is au! (Love Hurts) Operation: Helping fin (Operation Good Deed) Knabberkram of horror (When the Chips Are Down) The pen-WG (Kanga Management) 00Mort (Rat Fink) I know I found the majority of it funny, but it IS.

hotsnowsels Oh wow, these are absolutely hilarious. XD Dr. Strangelove... how on earth? Some of these don't make any sense, but some are also quite clever, such as 00Mort. Ha!

KowalskiRocks Choke, Rico, choke! XD and how come Dr.Blowhole got translated as Dr.Strangelove? lol

peacebaby7 The funniest ones for me were "Choke, Rico, Choke!" & "The Revenge of Dr. Strangelove" I laughed so hard! I agree with KowalskiRocks. Strangelove? Blowhole doesn't have any kind of love, except for destruction.

Private1sCut3 These are really funny. xD Flash and gone (Gone In A Flash) Choke, Rico, choke! (All Choked Up) The Revenge of Dr. Strangelove (Dr. Blowhole's Revenge) - What the...? Just a prick (Needle Point) Old enmity does not rust (Huffin And Puffin)

Tressa-pom Robo-Julien ( LOL!) The Revenge of Dr. Strangelove (What the heck is that? ) The matchmaker 3000 (:D ) Pigeon droppings (I don't know why I find this funny :D ) 00Mort An Officer and a Gentleman

Lt_Kowalski Wow..... The German language is something....

peacebaby7 ^I know right!?

Gibigirl Oh boy :D Google translator... I had to laugh most at these: The Unglückskeks (Misfortune Cookie) Mission Popokratzer (Field Tripped) Knabberkram of horror (When the Chips Are Down) These are not even really translated :D Or does anyone here know what a Popokratzer is? ^^ For me it's funny as hell. Or: The Revenge of Dr. Strangelove (Dr. Blowhole's Revenge). WUT?! Why strangelove? :D He is actually only called Dr Strange in German. So funny ^^

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The Black Death (Preview)

posted by legendary7

All the penguins stepped into the car 차고 and loaded up. Rico sat in the front with Kowalski and the others were in the back, seperated 의해 luggage. A few 분 later, and they were on their way. None of them knew,that for some, that would be the last they ever saw of their beloved home.
The road was long and dim. Not only that, but it was treacherous and slick, as well. Up ahead a sign wrote: TURN LEFT but "left" was crossed out and under it spelled "right". Rico made the turn, but Kowalski disagreed with his desicion. "Rico, I am pretty sure 당신 were supposed to make a left." Kowalski...

3

The Arena of Death Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

As it got later Private's mind and thoughts changed with the sky of the outside and his sanity disappeared with the sun. On the outside he was serene and relaxed since Kowalski came to his rescue, but inside he wanted to end the suffering he kept putting himself through 의해 the echoing scream of Max that was stuck in his head. Once Kowalski fell asleep he crept toward the sleeping Rico, 또는 at least Private thought he was sleeping.
Skipper limped all night licking his waterless beak for a pinch of liquid to quench his life-threatening thirst. His dehydration was the least of his troubles, through...

A Week In Death Chapter 6: The Plan.

posted by 67Dodge

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"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 16: The Battle of Ga'Hoole

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

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Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P 의해 Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 15: The Battle for Emperorland

posted by Penguinator

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Mumble, Otulissa, Skipper, and 25 guardians flew into emperorland. “Mumble!” “Ma! What the heck has been going on!?” “It’s been awful! The skuas have been attacking us, saying that if we don’t 가입하기 something call the Tytonic Union of the Pure Ones, they would destroy us. Your father stood up to them, but…” “But what?” “They kidnapped him!” “Don’t worry. We will find him!”
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posted by Penguinator

Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper...

1

Okarah's Secret: Prologue

posted by RockOnPenguin

It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...

1

Mother 의해 Accident chapter 3:the new rules

posted by andresandru

Arlene pulled Marlene back to her habitat, and saw Private and Mandy 키싱 there. These two noticed her presence and blushed as they left their kiss.

"Private" Arlene started "would 당신 be nice and leave?" Mandy changed her blushing to an annoied look.

"hmmm, o-ok. bye Mandy" Private left, not whithout another 키스 in the cheeck of his lover. He slipped away, and Arlene crushed the newly-made wood door behind her.

"you two are going to know the new rules, and follow them, ok?" Arlene was making a verry serious tone in her voice, Mandy giggled as he asked a verry obvious question.

"why?"

"cause...

Shipwrecked chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the 다음 mourning I was the only one that woke up this mourning and was done drinking 더 많이 water from the cactus and yet my mind was starting to play tricks on me to make me go crazy.

Me: (sees skipper still sleeping) good skipper is still sleeping (laughs like I'm crazy) gotta have something to eat (sees a knife)oh (crawls to the 칼, 나이프 then picks up the knife) pretty pretty shiny shiny 칼, 나이프 (starts stabbing the 칼, 나이프 on my arm then my eye starts twitching then laughs like I'm crazy)

that's when skipper wakes up.

Skipper: (wakes up) huh? (sees me stabbing myself in the arm with a knife) Kiva!...

Survival chapter 7

posted by kivamarie

the 다음 mourning

Me: (wakes up) mourning skipper.

Skipper: mourning Kiva.

Me: so how's Jeff doing?

Skipper: well Jeff is growing I think 당신 should free him into the wild.

Me: gee okay.

so me and skipper headed outside of the rainforest to free Jeff into the wild. after me and skipper free Jeff into the wild me and skipper headed deeper and deeper into the 심장 of the rainforest.

Me: gosh this must be the 심장 of the rainforest. well time to head back to the cave.

Skipper: um Kiva I think were 로스트 so it will be difficult to head back to the cave 또는 we will end up separated it's best we stick together...

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Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces said it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces said it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 1

posted by legendary7

It was a 겨울왕국 Central Park winter morning. All the penguins had just woke up from their night snooze. Every 펭귄 except Kowalski had just awakened. Kowalski had been up all night in his lab creating his latest invention.
S: "Up and at 'em, boys!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah! Where's Kowalski?"
Skipper shrugged
S: "He's probably still in his lab. Kowalski?!"
Kowalski exhaustedly strode out of his lab.
K: "I'm finished! Well almost anyway."
S: "What do 당신 mean 'almost'?"
K: "The one chemical I need is only found in the forest's leaves around a vacant hotel upstate."
S: "Splendid! And you're suggesting...

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Sahara Desert screams/ valentine *Chapter 3*

posted by SkippX101

"(Snore...Snore...) OW!!!" Starlite yelled, something had hit her head while she was sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and then opened them. Her beak dropped. It was a oasis, the 잔디 was go green 당신 would say it was plastic, palm trees and 과일 trees surrounded a crystal-clear river, the river was fed 의해 a beautiful waterfall. If 당신 could call it that, the waterfall was only a metre high. "Am i in heaven?" She whispered as she looked at the 물고기 swimming in the crystal water. "No, because 당신 don't belong there." She heard a familiar voice say, Skipper came swooping in via a vine, he was dripping....

The Little Door Part 3

posted by Saracuda

It was dark when the team returned from a mission. They were exhausted though Skipper tried to hide it. In spite of himself he realized he was swaying on his feet. Private let loose a wide yawn and Kowalski kept falling alseep standing up AND walking at the same time. Rico snored every so often, his head hanging on his shoulder like a pillow.
The penguins half climbed, half fell down the ladder and collapsed onto their bunks. But their sweet imediate dreams were short-lived. Suddenly the alarm blared and four groggy penguins hobbled into a weak defensive position.
A cloaked figure of a four-legged...

1

The Little Door Part 1

posted by Saracuda

"2:30." Liberty thought to herself. He should BE here 의해 now! She looked nervously over her shoulder. Liberty was a young lioness. She'd recently moved to New York city from her quiet 집 in Africa. Her sisters and one brother had all been taken to separate zoos. She'd been sent to Central Park Zoo. She was so lonely. So cold. Then she met a lively bunch of commando penguins.
She couldn't help but smile as she thought of how they'd first met. It had been raining. Liberty was moping around looking for anyone familiar. Suddenly a small 펭귄 had dropped out of the trees and landed on her. He...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 2

posted by mostar1219

In the Family Guy universe
Peter: I got the fuel we need. (pulls out some cans of beer)
Cleveland: Quick question, is the 맥주 for the fuel 또는 for you?
Peter: For the fuel, Cleveland. (runs over a skeleton on a motorcycle) Sorry, Ghost Rider!
P: We're seem to be making 더 많이 progress than Johnny Test and Robot Chicken.
K: Seems like Susan is making something to keep everything Johnny can hear censored.
S: 당신 can tell from the rearview mirror?
K: Well, yea, and I have a feeling that some foul language is gonna come along. (the Masked Power Racer's car comes 의해 the penguins' car and the window is down)...

1

Happy Birthday Arlene! Chapter 4

posted by SkippX101

"Man, i am BEAT!", said M/arlene walking back to her habitat. She was still a little confused about the happings of today."I cant be falling in 사랑 with Skipper... i just can't!...Must have been the sun, i mean if i hadnt noticed he had blue eyes before...NAH!!", as she has finished reussuring herself, she heard a rustle inside the bushes. Suddenly a 양말 was put over her mouth, as she fainted, a sack was put over her head.

"Well Skipper... Looks like tomorrow is all ready, we are a go in 200 hours...Skipper?" said Kowalski looking over his notepad at his commando. Who was 로스트 in his own world....

2

Held Captive Before 크리스마스 Part 1/4

posted by egel_0507

저기요 guys! Merry Christmas! This is my first fanfic, and I’m a bit too late, I know. Haha, anyway, here it is. Hope 당신 like it! ^^

The 동물 are shown to be merrily preparing for one of the most-awaited events of the year: Christmas.

A decorated periscope is seen surveying the whole zoo. Marlene’s putting up a 크리스마스 sock, the chimps making some sort of statue out of cans, and Julien and his servants were dancing to the beat that’s loud as ever. Every animal in the zoo appear to have put up 크리스마스 socks in their habitats. Kowalski pushes away the periscope and goes to where his...

1

Skilight (chapter 3)

posted by EppofangirlXD

"This is the monkey habitat," Danny announced, waving around. I nodded in acknowledgment.

"Actually, we're chimpanzees, not monkeys," a chimp with a British-like accent said. He was picking up a 바나나 peel that the other chimp had thrown on the ground. "You see, we don't have tails."

"Whateva," Julien rolled his big yellow eyes. "A monkey's a monkey, tail 또는 no tail!" Then he doubled over laughing with Mort, who had a REALLY high-pitched squeal.

The other chimp scowled and signed something in what I assumed was sign language. He caught my interest.

"What did he just sign? Why doesn't he just talk?"...