The Return of 퀸 Chrysalis #1 - Non-Brony Reviews

July 6, 1892. This was it. The strikers would start fighting everypony that got in their way. First, they were going to kill the Pinkerton's on the Monongahela River.

Jack: There they are. Shoot them! *Shoots Pinkerton ponies*
James: *shooting at Pinkerton ponies*
Pinkerton Ponies: *getting shot* AAH!!! *Falls into river*
Pinkerton Major: Return fire! *Shoots at strikers*
Jack: To the plant!! *Runs*
Strike Ponies: *Follow Jack*
Pinkerton Major: They gave up already.

But the strikers didn't give up yet. They were going to blow the launch whistle to alert the plant. This would get thousands of ponies...

1. Whenever 당신 see apples 당신 immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" 당신 say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever 당신 get mad at someone 당신 tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and 사랑 the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to 사랑 ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" 당신 say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. 당신 have MLP 팬 characters.
6. 당신 tell people to call 당신 의해 the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and 당신 go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If 당신 see ANYTHING that says "20%" 당신 burst into laughter.
9. If 당신 see the word rainbow, 당신 immediately feel...