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Warning: This fanfic is rated R for lot's of violence, strong language, and is intended for a mature audience. Viewer Discretion is advised

Seanthehedgehog presents

A story with a sad intro

Octavia Unchained

As 당신 probably know, in Equestria there are 더 많이 mares (female ponies) then there are stallions (male ponies). Because of this, nearly all the stallions placed much of the mares in slavery.

One of these mares is Octavia, and this is where her story begins, in Canterlot

Octavia: *Walking with other mares*
Stallions: *walking with mares, carrying whips*
Mares: *Walking to bus*
Octavia:...

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet 사과, 애플 acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
Rainbow Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
Rainbow Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder:...

It was a wonderful 일 in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering 더 많이 ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: 당신 really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot 당신 in the arm! Why aren't 당신 bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

*LATER THAT SAME DAY*

prime Twilight and prime 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash were shown chatting amongst each other in Twilight's liberary.

Suddenly there was a knock on the front door.

Prime Twilight opened it up, only to find a familiar, cute little 담홍색, 핑크 mare.

Only, something wasn't right about her. For one of the few times in their friendship, Twilight saw cute little Pinkie, as very tense looking.

"Pinkie, what's wrong hun?" Twilight asked in concern.

"I think I'm finally losing my mind" prime Pinkie whimpered.

"What are 당신 talking about?" prime Twilight asked in confusion.

"That!" prime Pinkie cried, pointing...

The executioner was about to kill Robin 후드 when...

KJ: STOP!!! Do not kill him!
LJ: Alright, now tell him to set Robin 후드 free now. 또는 else.. *points gun at King John's head*
KJ: Set Robin 후드 free now
guards: *free Robin Hood*
Robin: Thank you
Sheriff: There's something funny going on here.
Mclaren: Check behind the king.
Sheriff: Hey! *shoots at Little John*
Robin: *shoots Sheriff*
Police: *shoot at Robin Hood*
Clint: No!! *shoot constaples*
Mary: Thank goodness *runs for cover*
LJ: *shoots guards*
Robin: *runs 다음 to Mary* Hey, how's it going?
Mary: Just fine
Constaple: *run toward Robin*
Mary:...

I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: 당신 shall work with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want 당신 two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with 당신 all the way.

So the two of us went toward a 샵 that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, 당신 steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...

Along the way to Twilight's library, I sing Silent Night in my head. Although 크리스마스 was several days ago, I still think about 크리스마스 stuff, sometimes it happens to me in February, even March. Soon we arrive at Twilight's library. Twilight is there with Rarity, and Fluttershy, waiting for us. Celestia must have told them we were coming. "Hi guys." Twilight says as we enter her library. "Hello." I simply say. While the others talk about our mission I think about Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. They're at Stalliongrad, fighting Blaze's side of Disci. I wonder how things are going for them,...

So, since today is Tawnyjay's birthday, I decided today was the perfect 일 to post the 기사 I've been thinking about. Here I go.

I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee 또는 Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to show this.

I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope...

Jeff was trotting to Sugarcube corner. He was going to make 컵케익 today. He didn't know why he was so exited about it though, he didn't even like cupcakes. Oh well, he'd probably fail at it anyway. He could just imagine all the icing all over the place with chunks of dough on the ceiling and all the ponies running and screaming and begging for their life when he cut their necks....This was still about baking, right? He assumed yes. "They all Go to sleep one day." He said. When he got to the bakery a 담홍색, 핑크 blur pounced on him.

"Hi Jeffery!" Said Pinkie.

"How do 당신 know my full name?" Jeff asked....