My Little 조랑말 Memes

Episode 2
Exploration of Power.

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Queen - Welcome to the 히어로즈 tourna-

*preparing room*
Shadowknight - *looks at hoofs*
Pearl - Don't worry however you'll do I will be proud.
Shadowknight - Hehe... (Hearing it from child's mouth feels weird)
Pearl - 저기요 I know his weakness!
Shadowknight - Hm?
Pearl - When he lunge he is making and opening in center of his body, if 당신 hit it book he is down and 당신 win yaaay!
Shadowknight - I can exploit that...

-arena-

Angel - At last.
Shadowknight - Tch...
Emerald - Don't kill him...
Angel - I'll try.
Shadowknight - You'll be the one dying today *grabs sword*
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Queen...

At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform 당신 that Eggman keeps attacking more, and 더 많이 of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have 더 많이 bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...

Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that 사랑 cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal 거리 racers, 또는 cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when 당신 go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if 당신 take a look at the map, 당신 will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are 불, 화재 departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, 인기 for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...

Jon, and Frank were riding back to Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters.

Frank: I've been waiting three days for that car man!
Jon: Ponch, relax. You're going to get it tomorrow.
Frank: That's too far away for me. If that car was a mare, it would be Kate Upton.
Jon: 당신 사랑 it that much?
Frank: Yes. I can't wait to drive it.
Jon: *Looks ahead of him* Let's just hope 당신 don't drive like those ponies in front of us.

An accident occurred. A 반 야생마, 무스탕, 무스 탕 crashed into a green SUV.

Jon & Frank: *Stop on the side of the road, 다음 to a blue Alfa Romeo convertible*
Frank: What happened here?
Molly:...

AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed 팬팝 role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. 다음 your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do 당신 three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

Apple Bloom: Actually......

The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia 조랑말 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia 조랑말 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next 일

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...

Master Sword: There 당신 are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together 의해 love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, 사랑 would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's 검색 for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes 당신 realize that everybody is...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.

Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me 당신 have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is...

나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn

Starring 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A 조랑말 arrived at the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one 더 많이 letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives...

St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM

Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.

Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will 당신 look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now 당신 find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line,...

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 거리 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 다음 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 더 많이 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 다음 to...

The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote 의해 Jordy_Dash, 디자인 of Black Snow 의해 Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy


My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in 조랑말 ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's 코트 and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my 코트 was a snow white and my...

Let me take a moment to thank those who stood 의해 my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case 당신 haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..


YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).


AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney:...