my sexy 조랑말

When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are 당신 a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad 당신 didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank 당신 for your...

Tonight was the night that Bob was going to take Emily out for dinner, but she didn't know that Bob was going to take her out.

Emily: *Sitting on 침상, 소파 읽기 newspaper*
Bob: *Enters apartment room* Hi Emily.
Emily: Hi Bob. How was your day?
Bob: Good. I got us reservations to a restaurant that we're going to tonight.
Emily: What? Why didn't 당신 tell me?
Bob: I did tell you. Last night, I asked 당신 if we were going out to dinner, and 당신 were just like, "Ugh!" So I figured 당신 wanted to go.
Emily: What gave 당신 that idea?
Bob: I thought 당신 were fed up with making dinner, so I decided it would...

Present

Dreams...they could either be a beautiful path to the future...or just hopeless fantasies and illusions...

For years i've tried countless times in attempting to find a way for an average earthpony like me to get up high in the world of clouds,but unfortunately,they ended in utter failure.With that,most of the ponies laughed at me,saying that i was getting 'looney' and all that but i am far from through with it! I did have many negative results,but amidst those i have gained bits and pieces of knowledge i could use to get closer and closer to success!

In fact,i have yet another idea and...

Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which 당신 probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not 삭제 them since all that 글쓰기 would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...

Okay. So my last list was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet 사과, 애플 Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam 로스트 Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..


1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The 담홍색, 핑크 Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do 당신 think I even stumbled abarn sex...

I.. I don't know if I have anything to say about this one.

It certainly isn't "Harmony is horror", even though it should of felt like it.
I'm still pissed about never being able to reread Harmony is Horror, it was one greatest creepypastas I have ever read, but also the sadest, hell, it's not EVEN a creepypasta, just a heartbreaker.
Starting with a intro that gives me even 더 많이 reasons to hate Gilda, as she kills Pinkie.
And than, one 의해 one, they all end up dying in natural causes, till it's just Twilight, who goes crazy. Hell. I pretty much just told the whole story of Harmony is Horror.

But anyway....

Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay 또는 run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 around before! are 당신 new?" said the 조랑말 behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...

Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : 당신 HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was 조랑말 named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and 당신 want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one 조랑말 from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 9: Exile – part 2


Ha ha ha ha! 당신 should see the look on your face right now, ha ha ha! No, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... wait until 당신 hear this 다음 part, ha ha ha ha! Kkhhm.... oh, it was a long time since I smiled. I just thought... 당신 seem like a well read pony, my friend... and now 당신 look utterly surprised... All right, hang in there, I will explain a few things I reckon 당신 did not know about changelings. So there I was with these four strange, unfamiliar creatures in the middle of the desert.

“The Changelings?”...

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith


“Do 당신 have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....