Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.

Military 조랑말 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military 조랑말 2: *Getting out*
Military 조랑말 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help 당신 two?
Military 조랑말 1: I assume 당신 heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military 조랑말 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes...

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Everyone in Hungry's pirate crew got to the green, and yellow shack where a 조랑말 was selling maps.

Map Pony: Yes?
Hungry: We want a pirate map.
Map Pony: And why do 당신 want one of those?
Hungry: Because we're pirates. We're looking for buried treasure.
Map Pony: A stupid 조랑말 like 당신 shouldn't be going on a pirate journey.
Hungry: I'm not stupid.
Rainbow Dash: Look, we need this map to find treasure. Now hurry up, and give it to us.
Map Pony: And what if I don't want to?
Rainbow Dash: Max?
Max: *Gives 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash his sword*
Rainbow Dash: *Points sword at the map pony*
Map Pony: Uh, okay. Take...

The captured Changeling was thrown against the ground.

the other girls, including Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom, looked on in confusion. Clearly they didn't hear about what happened a few hours ago.

"W What is this?" Rarity asked in confusion.

"He and his ugly buddies, 스톨, 훔친 Scootaloo!" Dash cried, angrily growling at the changeling.

"What!? Why would they take our Scootaloo!?" AppleBloom cried.

Sweetie Belle on the hand knew what the reason was, and felt guitly about being partly the blame.

"Sweetie Belle. 당신 know anything about this?" AppleJack asked, seeing the little fillies face.

"I, I'm not...

In Canterlot, Nikki was having her lunch at a restaurant.

Nikki: *Watches a group of 3 stallions walk 의해 her* (No weird activity so far)
ISIS Ponies: *Flying an aircraft* Get ready to land.
ISIS Paratroopers: *Waiting 의해 the door*
ISIS Pilot: *Turns on a green light*
ISIS Paratroopers: *Jump out of the plane. There are seven of them, and they each have twenty syringes full of the drug*
Nikki: *Watching the paratroopers*
ISIS Paratroopers: *Land 의해 the castle*
Nikki: *Runs from the restaurant to the location of the ISIS ponies*
ISIS Ponies: *Checking their weapons* Full ammunition, and all twenty...

ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? 당신 just decided to skip our 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 without telling me? Are 당신 aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for 당신 at a 표, 테이블 with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want 당신 to make 프렌즈 with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! 당신 still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if 당신 want to give me a 초 chance 또는 not. Starlight had to choose between 당신 and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHAT DID 당신 DO DISCORD"?

DISCORD- "LIGHTEN UP PONIES I ONLY MADE 프렌즈 OF PONIES LIKE YOU" !

PINKIE PIE- "HEY TWILIGHT THOSE PONIES GIVE ME THE CREEPS I'M NOT SURE IF THEY LOOK LIKE THE MANE SIX" ?

RARITY- "THEY SURELY DO LOOK RATHER HIDIOUS".

RAINBOW DASH- "YEAH I THINK THEY COULDN'T OUT FLY AN AWESOME 조랑말 PEGASUS LIKE ME"!

DISCORD- "AMUSING ISN'T IT I THOUGHT 당신 PONIES WANTED SOME FUN "!

FLUTTERSHY-"REMEMBER DISCORD REFORMED EVEN IF HIS MANE SIX ARE DARK THEY NEED ALL THE 사랑 INSIDE THEIR BROKEN HEARTS"!
APPLEJACK- "YA RIGHT FLUTTERSHY I SEEM TO REMEMBER WHEN 당신 WENT...

"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked 의해 those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but 저기요 I won't give 당신 any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


---
Old Warehouse
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??? - And so 당신 can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are 당신 helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel 당신 will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - Show yourself and stop using radio 당신 are pissing me...

Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one 더 많이 time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' 더 많이 to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be 더 많이 to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...

#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov 사과 브랜디 has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much 더 많이 serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the 일 to 일 activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 저기요 everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: 당신 know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: 당신 were supposed to make them laugh 당신 idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...

13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen 당신 here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to 침대 with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

Harry:...

DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? 당신 here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...

The 다음 morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: 당신 promise not to tell?
AJ: 십자가, 크로스 my heart, hope to fly, stick a 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie 벨 was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...

Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's 당신 right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a 쥐 inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is 더 많이 normal than chill life-

Joel -...

I need to work practise my novel like writing..
So this story won't be written as a script like the other episodes are written as..


The story begins with when Rarity shows Trenderhoof around Ponyville, specifically spots that will serve as venues for the Ponyville Days festival events, and Trenderhoof is moderately impressed. However, he seems particularly taken with Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres, especially 사과 브랜디 the moment he sees her. The travel writer becomes instantly smitten with the farm-pony and calls her the 조랑말 of his dreams, devastating Rarity, and she ended up leaving.

PROBABLY THE 다음 DAY....

Unlike my original plan. This actually going to be 스플릿, 분할 into 3 또는 4 halfs..
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Rainbow Dash, having her new makeover a success, waited for Spike up on a cloud. Suddenly she was approached 의해 Derpy.
Derpy: Oh. There 당신 are.
Rainbow: Hello Derpy.
Derpy: Soooo.. Is it true?
Rainbow: Is what true?
Derpy: Rumors say your trying to get Spike to fall in 사랑 with you, simply to prove your not a lesbian.
Rainbow: Yeah. So?
Derpy: Isn't that rather mean of you?
Rainbow: Derpy. Please. When have I EVER been...

Hello Everypony! :D Today I want to talk about Twilight becoming an Anicorn. I feel that this subject should be talked about someplace else besides the MLP FIM wall.

For the past year, rumors have spread about Twilight becoming an Alicorn. Now it has been proved to be true. Don't believe me? Here is all the proof 당신 need.

The first 사진 was found on Someone's 페이스북 account and the 초 one was found on the entertainment weekly website. Both, I believe, where realised 의해 the hub but I could be wrong.

The was also somepony that said that Tara Strong (Sorry if I got it wrong) will not be...

The show that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as 당신 think it is.

I, going back to my roots of... let's say a 년 ago, am going to be the asshat that tells 당신 why. I do this mostly because I was inspired 의해 a really shitty 기사 I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.

Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.

I'm also not claiming this show is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be.
(these are also not...