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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is the engine they will use to pull their train
This is the engine they will use to pull their train
Flam was running into the train that Pedro forced Oddjob to load.

Pedro: Come on Oddjob, get the locomotive coupled up to the train!
Flam: They're coming! Get us out of here!!
Pedro: *Gets on board*
Oddjob: *Backs the engine into the train*

Once the engine got coupled to the train, Oddjob pulled the throttle back so they could get out of the station, but the wheels slipped, and the train didn't move.

Oddjob: *Pushes the throttle back into place* Come on girl, give it all 당신 got!! *Pulls back, but the train still doesn't 옮기기 as the wheels slip*
Applejack: *With 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Rarity, and Pierce....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce, and Harry left to get some supplies. They asked 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity to stay at the house 의해 their selves.

Rainbow Dash: *Sitting in a chair, bored* This is a waste of my time.
Applejack: *Playing poker with Rarity* Well what do 당신 suggest we do?
Rainbow Dash: Find Flim, and Flam, and kill them. That's the only way we're going to get into the present.
Rarity: But we don't have any weapons.
Cowboy Pony: *Knocks on the door*
Applejack: Who could that be?
Rainbow Dash: I'll get it. *Opens the door*
Cowboy Pony: Howdy. Have 당신 seen any injuns around here?
Rainbow Dash: No,...
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posted by Canada24
Twi: 당신 sure 당신 can't stay for the party Ditto?

Ditto: I'm not really in the mood.

Cadence: How?.. I mean 당신 finally got Luna to accept being your girlfriend.

Ditto: I did.. But we've been having problems, says she loves me, but I need some sort of anger management class.

Cadence: Well.. She's not wrong.

Saten: Really? Maybe he can go to mine.

Rarity: (sarcastically) Yeah, cause it's working WONDERS with you.

Saten: (angrily) Don't judge me!.. (hears jazz playing) AND SOMEONE TURN OFF THIS STUPID MUSIC!

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END OF EPISODE 3:

To those who want Ditto back to being the lead like he was in "SWEET 사과, 애플 MASSACRE SPOOF"

He won't be the lead like that one, it's obviously about Saten, not Ditto.. But will at least try making Ditto a recurring character, but no promises.

His personality changed a bit SAM spoof. He's a lot less serious, but still the tough guy he was originally made as..
posted by Canada24
LATER:

Inside Twilight's castle, Saten came in as he's part of the group now. Saved the main six 더 많이 than once.

Saten: Hey, I'm here.

Twilight: Great sweetie.. Have 당신 happened to see Pinkie on your way here?

Saten: Last I saw her.. She was with my roommate.

Rarity: 당신 mean Derpy?

Saten: Yeah, her.. I'm sure Pinkie will arrive so-

Pinkie: (comes in).

Saten: There she is.

Pinkie: (still under the effects of the Marijuana) Duuude.

Twilight: What's with your eyes.

Pinkie: (stoned) Fine.. I'm fine, (stoned laugh).

Twilight: (to Saten) What did 당신 do to her?

Saten: Why think I did anything?

Pinkie: (stoned...
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posted by Canada24
Later that 일 Pinkie is seen having lunch with Saten and Derpy. The three have been hanging out a lot lately.

Pinkie: Even though I didn't technically make a Pinkie Promise to Mrs. Cake, I can't tell Twilight 또는 anypony the big news! That would make me a... a... a big old surprise ruiner! Right?

Derpy: But 당신 DID tell someone.. 당신 told "us".

Pinkie: ... Oh god, your right.. See, I CAN'T keep a secret.

Gummy: [sucking on pacifier]

Pinkie: Did 당신 take that from Pound Cake again? Don't 당신 know it's wrong to steal from a baby?

Rarity: What's all this about a baby?

Pinkie: What? Who? What? Who said...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"The greed for power is inside everyone but some can contain it."

Whiteheart - What will happen now...
Lightning - I hope 당신 have a plan...
Darkness - Now we wait.
Bluewave - Wait... Wait for what!
Blackshadow - We have someone that will take the Major General place.

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Canterlot Castle
The Equestrian Concuil (TEC) Meeting
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Celestia - Dan von Shadowknight once again your family intrude Equestrian affairs.
Dan - The empire I am building is work in progress 당신 still don't want to form coalition even in time like this.
Luna - As new Major General what is your objective.
Dan - To end the war.
ShiningArmor - And how will 당신 do it?
Dan - A names of project Z-1 and Z-2 reminds 당신 of someone from one of squads?


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Ponyville

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Officer - So this is the story we need your help...
Darkness - And that was our intention...





T.B.C
On Mobius, Eggman had Sonic chained to a wall.

Eggman: *With Twilight, in front of Sonic* Sonic The Hedgehog. At last I have 당신 in my clutches.
Sonic: But not for long. Tails, and Knuckles, and the other Freedom Fighters will find me.
Eggman: Not this time. Twilight, teleport us onto the Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Twilight: Yes doctor. *Uses her magic to teleport the three of them onto the Super Ridiculously Big Yacht*
Eggman: Behold. A luxury yacht for myself, and my soldiers. It's built with scramblers, so your Freedom Fighters won't see us on their radars.
Sonic: That's nice Eggman. I...
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posted by Canada24
Starting tomorrow I'm going on a trip to Flordia.. Not the first time.

So if 당신 never hear from me for two weeks your know it's cause of lack of internet there.

If 당신 DO hear from me.
All will be back to normal.

Hope 당신 guys can survive with out my sarcastic 코멘트 complaining about stuff that often has nothing to do with ANYTHING!

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 10, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 4:44 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & 애로우 rode her bicycle into the train yard when she saw a freight train enter. The train was being pulled 의해 three diesels from the Baltimare & Ohio.

Bow & Arrow: *Looks at the train* Hm, that's strange. *Goes to the train*
Mirage: *Stops the train 다음 to Snowflake's tower*
Bow & Arrow: *Gets 다음 to the train, and watches Mirage get out* Sir?
Mirage: *Turns around* Yes little filly?
Bow & Arrow: I thought this was the Union Pacific.
Mirage: It is, those engines 당신 see were borrowed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
-2 years before-

Darkness - *sits on bed* hmm...
Demon - What little 조랑말 can't handle missions to kill other Ponies?
Darkness - that's not it...
Blackshadow - give him a break.
Demon - Shut up! Also 당신 should address me as master.
Blackshadow - I'm not you're maid I'm you're fiancé... And I don't want to-
Demon - cut this crap! *slaps her* hehe... You're mine...
Demon King - can 당신 take it like that Darkness...
Darkness - ...
Demon King - *gives dagger* 당신 chose... *leave room*
Demon - Yea kill yourself because 당신 drag us dow- ugh...
Darkness - *have dagger in his body* I don't follow orders *slices...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:13 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe tried to go too fast with a train in the yards, and got stopped 의해 Stylo.

Smoky Joe: *Angrily kicks the door open, and flies out of the switcher*
Stylo: *Flying after Smoky Joe* What the hell is with you?
Smoky Joe: Screw you, and screw the Union Pacific. I am no longer working here.
Stylo: Don't 당신 think 당신 oughta go down to Pete's office, and tell him that?
Smoky Joe: What for? 당신 tell him.
Stylo: I think we should try this one 더 많이 time.
Smoky Joe: I don't. *Gets an idea* (On 초 thought,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Gets to Oddjob* Oddjob, I have a plan, but I need your help.
Oddjob: My help, huh? What's in it for me?
Pinkie Pie: You'll get a bigger part in this 팬 fiction.
Oddjob: Well, I'm in. What do 당신 need me to do?
Pinkie Pie: First, *Whispering* And then. *Whispering*
Oddjob: Why are 당신 whispering?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know. I plan to disguise myself as a sick 조랑말 so I can get into Happy Land.
Oddjob: That's kind of a dumb plan, but okay. *Walking away, but accidentally steps on Pinkie's hoof, then hits Pinkie Pie with his wagon*
Pinkie Pie: Ow! Oddjob!!
Oddjob: *Returns*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Bluewave - Haai Whiteheart!
Whiteheart - Hi Bluewave. I heard about 당신 being in 6th Platoon too.
Bluewave - Yeah sick isn't it!?
Whiteheart - hehe right.
Bluewave - I don't like that's this Darkness is co leader why him not you?
Lightning - *puts hoof on back* Because he have experience on battlefield.
Bluewave - L-Lord Lightning
Lightning - *smacks head* Don't call me that...
Whiteheart - Hello... Lightning.
Bluewave - Noone don't even know Darkness...
Lightning - I do know him and be is on same level as me.
Bluewave - He still suck...
Darkness - oi I'm here 당신 know...
Bluewave - c-crap...
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 10:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye: *Stops the train at the station*
Railroad 조랑말 30: 당신 guys are late.
Stylo: For a very good reason.
Railroad 조랑말 34: *Sees the bullet holes on the train* I noticed.
Railroad 조랑말 30: Where are the gangsters?
Hawkeye: Gone. Our conductor got them. Let's get that 나무, 트리 loaded, shall we?

The four ponies worked together to safely load the 크리스마스 나무, 트리 onto the train.

Railroad 조랑말 30: *Looks at the tree* Well, now I understand why 당신 brought two flatcars with you.
Stylo: We had a feeling this...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, 초 before the Japanese attack

Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk 의해 the harbor.

Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*

He was only 700 feet away from his house.

Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and shoots at him*
Pierce: *Falls on the ground*
Japanese Pilot: *Drops a bomb on Pierce's house*
Pierce: *Looks at his house* NO!!! *Runs to it, and looks inside* NO, NO, NO!!!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Saten: (still with Derpy and Trixie as they enter THE HAUNTED MAZE) Ahh.. Finally we get to go into the maze... No need to be scared Trixie.

Trixie: (is clearly unafraid) I'm not.

Saten: (ironically the one who's scared) Well.. remember it's all fake.

Derpy: Are 당신 okay cousin?

Saten: O -Of coarse I am.. I'm not scared.

Derpy: I didn't say that 당신 WERE.

Saten: Well good.. Because... I'm not.

Derpy and Trixie: (unconvinced) uh huh?

Sword: (sneaks up to Saten, successfully scaring him).

Saten: (panics and punches Sword in the nose).

Sword: (holding nose) AHHH! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!?...
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