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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sterling Marlin, and Jimmy Spencer were enjoying their ride on a Kawasaki motorcycle, but because of Jimmy's weight, the bike kept leaning backwards with the front wheel getting off the ground.

Jimmy: Will 당신 stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
 Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.
Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.

Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.

Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding 의해 a police pony, and were forced to pull over.

Police Pony: *Walks to Linda, and Lola's car*
Linda: *Gets out with Lola*
Police Pony: Good evening ma'am. I need to see your license, registration, and proof of insurance.
Lola: What's the charge handsome?
Police Pony: *Sweating* Speeding.
Linda: We're very sorry officer. *Gives the cop her info* We had to do our makeup, and we weren't paying attention.
Police Pony: We all make mistakes ma'am, but 120 miles an hour? Don't 당신 think that's a bit extreme?

Right after his sentence finished, several 더 많이 cars sped past. Their speeds were higher than that of the car he just pulled over.

Police Pony: What in the world was that?!
Linda: Looks like a race is going on.
Police Pony: *Returns everything to Linda* I can't get 당신 foxy ladies in trouble. Especially with everyone else going faster than you. Now drive safely, and remember to watch the signs.
Lola: You're a real gentleman.

The two mares drove away as the police 조랑말 turned around to drive elsewhere.

Linda: That went pretty well.

Further up the road, Donald was trying to follow Mick, and Doug in their Nascar Camareo.
 Donald's Hudson Legend
Donald's Hudson Legend

Mick: I ain't doin' anythin' wrong, and this here commie wants us to pull over.
Doug: A Russian's pullin' us over?
Mick: It would appear to be so. *Takes down the window net* Good evening sir.
Donald: Pull your car over!
Mick: What in the hell for? We're followin' the speed limit.
Donald: You're one of those illegal racers taking part in the Cannonball Run!
Doug: What did he say?
Mick: He called us illegal. Now look here mister! We ain't the one's driving a Communist car from Communist Russia! If anypony's illegal, it's you!
Donald: This car's not Russian, it's Japanese!
Doug: Even worse.
Mick: Well let's see if 당신 can keep up loser! *Floors it*

Song (Start at 0:53): link

Donald: You!! Will not escape that easily.
Geena: Let it go Donald.
Donald: 당신 maybe my sister, but I will slap 당신 if 당신 don't shut up!!
Doug: Eeeh! He's flooring it like we are, but he can't catch up!
Mick: This is beautiful! *Laughing*
Doug: We probably should have put headlights on this thing though. I'm having a hard time seeing now with our faster speeds.
Mick: Well 당신 ain't the one drivin', so don't worry about it.
Doug: Fair point.

They ran through an intersection, and caused an SUV to spin out of control.

Donald: AAAH!!! *Crashes into the SUV*
Victor: *Driving the ambulance* Hey. JJ. Look at that.
JJ: Do 당신 think we'll find a victim in there?
Victor: We'll see. *Stops at the crash site*
Donald: Oh thank you. *Gets out of his car* I am so glad to see 당신 guys!
Victor: Yeah, yeah, yeah, stay down 또는 something. *Spots Geena* Hey, uh. Wasn't expecting to see 당신 here.
Geena: Will 당신 be taking me, and my brother to the hospital?
Victor: Yeah, 또는 course, get in at the back.
Donald: Can I go too? She's my sister.
Victor: Certainly. Just write down what 당신 did to cause this wreck. *Gives Donald a notepad, and pen*
Geena: *Opens the door, and sees the doctor*

An organ started playing for only five seconds. Geena was scared to see that the doctor was a cross-eyed stallion with a messy silver mane.

Geena: Y-y-you're a doctor?
Doctor: Nopony's died from my work yet.
JJ: Please get in. *Pulls Geena into the ambulance*
Victor: Perfect, now I'm gonna call the police, and come straight back to you. *Runs to the ambulance*

Instead of calling the police however, Victor instantly drove away.

Donald: Hey! 저기요 WAIT!! YOU'VE GOT MY SISTER!!!
Geena: *Watching Donald run after the ambulance* Hey, we're leaving my brother behind.
JJ: Who?
Geena: *Goes up to Victor* Excuse me. 당신 left my brother behind.
Victor: Who?
Geena: I think we oughta turn around, and pick him up.
Victor: No one cares, he's a bastard.
Geena: But, please-
Victor: Look lady, we need 당신 to be our patient so we can go to Los Angeles.
Geena: What are 당신 taking me to Los Angeles for?
Victor: To win a race. 당신 wanna do that, don't you? 당신 usually win money for it.
Geena: I'm 더 많이 interested in nature. 당신 know, like trees.
Victor: Yeah, yeah, we went over it back at Darien.
Geena: They are good for the environment. And it's lovely to hear all the birds that sit on the branches, and sing their songs. I even know a poem about trees.
Victor: Now I'll tell 당신 what's lovely. *Looks back* JJ! Take over with the Doc, and get up front!

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Twilight, AppleJack, PinkiPie, Rarity and Fluttershy sit down on ground. Twilight start drawing a star.
Twilight - Where is my black magic book... hmmm... oh here is it...
Twilight start spelling magic worlds... than from 별, 스타 center rise Alicorn body. He have black mane and gray body. Hes eyes is pure blue. There no Cutie Mark only star.
Alicorn - huh... w-where I am
Fluttershy ICK! is this ... 조랑말 of...
Twilight - yes... ummm Myster
Alicorn - hm... hello ponies... oh I scare you?
Fluttershy - y-yes...
Alicron - oh well sorry. My name is... what is my name?... uhh my head...
AppleJack - 당신 조랑말 of...
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Mick & Doug rented a 평판 truck to pull their racecar out of the pool, and then they decided to drive the truck the rest of the way to Connecticut. They were close to the starting point in Darien, when a silver sedan cut them off.

Mick: *Honks the horn as he stops* Whut da hell is dat guy's problem?
Doug: He probably thinks he can cut others off simply cuz he drives one of them foreign cars.
Mick: Yeah, they always drive like assholes.
Donald: *Driving his silver sedan* Eh, I can't believe he almost hit us like that.
Geena: Well, 당신 did run a stop sign-
Donald: I don't care!! Something's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor was now driving a powerful 쾌속정, 스피드 보트 down the Delamare River.

Victor: I'm glad 당신 took us to Trenton. They make everything, and it gets taken 의해 everypony else in the world.
JJ: Trenton makes. The world takes. Oh look. Amtrak.
Victor: *Watches a train from Amtrak on a nearby bridge* Too bad we can't drive one of their trains to Los Angeles.
JJ: How about Las Pegasus?
Victor: One day. Right now, we gotta figure out what to drive for that race. If only I could use this.
JJ: Victor?
Victor: Not now. I just wish we could-
JJ: Victor!
Victor: Not now! I wish we could put wheels on this thing, and-...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor was now flying a Cessna 172 with JJ sitting 다음 to him in the cockpit.

Victor: It's too bad we can't fly.
JJ: Well, there are a lot of interesting vehicles down there.
Victor: Yeah... Maybe we can get a Canterlot Firebolt.
JJ: Oh, good idea!
Victor: Nah, we'd get sued for ripping off a Burt Reynolds movie.
JJ: But we already are-
Victor: Hold that thought Brett, I wanna land at that intersection, and get us some 12 packs. *Nosedives towards a road*
JJ: VICTOR, WE CAN'T LAND ON A PUBLIC ROAD!!!!!

But JJ's words were ignored, as the grey stallion landed his plane right in the middle of the road....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Canterlot, Neigh Jersey. JJ drove his Flam Focus to a 샵 that was jointly owned 의해 him, and his best friend, Victor. He quickly ran out of his car, and into the shop.

JJ: 저기요 boss, sorry I'm late. My 햄스터 was about to die, and I had to try, and give him some 더 많이 food.
Victor: Your hamster?
JJ: Yeah, I showed him to 당신 last week, remember?
Victor: Yeah, yeah, get that transmission fixed on the Jetta, and then let's get going. We gotta test out a new car for the Cannonball.
JJ: Cannonball...As in...the Cannonball Run?!
Victor: The one and only. We're gonna need a fast car if we're gonna reach...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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It's been ten years since we've seen Sergi, and Apyr. The two stallions are still doing well, succeeding in every race they attend. But they still seem to end up getting in trouble with the law.

 Sergi's new Lotus
Sergi's new Lotus


It's a beautiful afternoon somewhere in Arizona, with nothing but desert for miles. On one of the vacant highways however, our protagonists are driving very fast in their new car.

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A My Little 조랑말 팬 fiction

Sergi: *Stops at a speed sign* Hurry before...
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