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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little 조랑말 franchise and the 배트맨 franchise are not owned and created 의해 me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her 프렌즈 were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight said "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy said "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash said "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie said "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and said "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle said "This cake should be much better than your 이전 cake."

Mr. Cake nervously said "I'm sorry about selling 당신 a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

사과 브랜디 said "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle said "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and said "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle said "It seems like 당신 arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike said "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased 의해 Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He said "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker said "This is 더 많이 than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord said "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle said "Welcome Discord. I hope that 당신 enjoy your birthday party."

Discord said "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as 당신 didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and said "It's nice."

Fluttershy said "Thank goodness."

Discord said "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle said "What are 당신 talking about?"

Discord said "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle said "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord said "Because I 사랑 chaos. 당신 wouldn't understand. Ponies like 당신 take away the fun in life 의해 being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord said "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised 의해 the ponies and Discord, but he was amused 의해 it. The Joker said "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "But I didn't hire a clown. Did 당신 hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie said "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker said "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and said "I'm Discord. I 사랑 chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker said "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord said "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and said "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and said "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She said "Why did 당신 call me that?"

The Joker said "I'm sorry to confuse 당신 Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and said "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash and said "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker said "Rarity 당신 remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity said "Why?"

The Joker said "Because 당신 both think that you're better looking than 당신 actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker said "It seems like 당신 forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike said "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and said "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and said "I 사랑 this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker said "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and said "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for 당신 ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and said "I want 당신 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make 당신 disappear."

Rarity angrily said "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle said "It's just a quick magic trick."

사과 브랜디 said "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie said "Are 당신 going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker said "Actually I'm going to take 당신 with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "Why would 당신 sell us?"

The Joker said "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However 당신 will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously said "Are 당신 actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker said "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He said "Can 당신 at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and said "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily said "Then I must stop 당신 Joker."

The Joker said "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to 펀치 the Joker, but he missed. Discord said "Can 당신 stay put so I can 펀치 you?"

The Joker said "I would 사랑 to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord said "You hurt me."

The Joker said "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord said "It appears that 당신 can't take away the ponies now 당신 weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily said "I demand 당신 to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and said "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker said "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord said "It seems like I'll have to defeat 당신 in a 더 많이 simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at 당신 ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle said "Thank 당신 for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought 당신 were."

Discord said "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

배트맨 handed Discord the key and snuck away.

사과 브랜디 said "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity said "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle said "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and said "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and said "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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I know what 당신 may be thinking.

I'm a bad friend, because I didn't go back to help AppleBloom.

But the thing is.

I know AppleBloom.

And she wouldn't wanted me to.

I got away, that's all that matters.

And it's not to late to find the polic-

Suddenly there was an burning pain that came out of nowhere, and I realized a large 칼, 나이프 was thrown into my back.

I fell down as the brutal pain became too much for.

As I laid there suddenly Trixie stood over me.

"So close, yet so far" Trixie mocked.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed out angrily.

"Awww... It's so cute when 당신 think your tough" Trixie mocked.

Suddenly grabbed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The 제목 of this 기사 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 영화 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and 당신 don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...
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At Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten 더 많이 Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need 더 많이 vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house 다음 to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did 당신 kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....
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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd 당신 do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money 더 많이 then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting 당신 be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did 당신 do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. 당신 changed my voice...
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On Mobius.

Eggman: Were 당신 watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did 당신 see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: 저기요 Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the 십자가, 크로스 eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do 당신 ask?

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Derpy: Yeah.. 의해 the way would 당신 watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...
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added by Jade_23
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't 당신 ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 의해 any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: 저기요 yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell 의해 your username.
1Indian1: No 당신 couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what 당신 do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine 일 for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing 다음 to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are 당신 going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: 당신 stood there like a statue for 30 분 already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before 당신 hit the ball off the tee. If 당신 mess up your first shot, 당신 mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of 당신 already know, I've given 더 많이 than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight said to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand 의해 my opinion that she was out of line when she said that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 7:33 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Finishing the letter*

Donut has not changed at all since 당신 left. He still rants about his 집 country India, and gets in fights with Michael about what he has to do.

A few days ago

Donut: *Waiting at the station in his train* This is bogus. I should be leaving the station 의해 now. What is taking so long?

It wasn't really time to depart, but Donut was being too impatient to know this.

Donut: Maybe the conductor 로스트 his voice, and can't say all aboard, so I will do it for him. *Leans out of the cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
다음 morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants 당신 to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. 당신 could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case 크래커 behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, Sprocket, and Jim finished getting across the 만, 베이 Bridge in Sam's car.

Sam: Back in good old San Franciscolt.
Gordon: I swear, if we go in Oatland again, I'll kill somepony.
Jim: We have to go there again. How else are we going to kill Michael's gang?
Gordon: Create an apocalypse, and make it go across the 만, 베이 Bridge.
Sprocket: Do 당신 really hate Oatland that much?
Gordon: Yes.
Sam: But 당신 gotta admit, Jack 런던 Square is a nice place.
Gordon: With those trains running in the middle of the street? Hell no.
Jim: Aw, come on Gordon, you're not really serious about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want 당신 dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do 당신 think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the 거리 name.
Case Cracker: 당신 think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this 조랑말 will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Case Cracker's new car
Case Cracker's new car
다음 morning

Gordon: *Calling Case 크래커 at pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *answers the call* Hey.
Gordon: Case, we got a serious problem. Get your 나귀, 엉덩이 over here now!
Case Cracker: I'll be there! *Gets into his new car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Waiting outside pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *arrives at the pizzeria*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Jim's gone missing, and we got to find him.
Case Cracker: What!? Where d'ya think he'd be?
Gordon: Probably still in Oatland with Michael. He called me, and he said he was in terrible trouble.
Case Cracker: We'd better head over there now. *Drives*

Two 분 after...
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