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Notes: My Little 조랑말 is owned 의해 Hasbro and created 의해 Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that 당신 enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect 동물 that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake said "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord said "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need 당신 to have 50 of your nicest cakes made 의해 tomorrow."

Mr. Cake said "Are 당신 serious?"

Discord said "Yes."

Mr. Cake passed out.

Discord said "Is he okay?'

Mrs. Cake said "Yes. He passes out all the time. We'll try as hard as possible to get those cakes ready 의해 tomorrow. Are 당신 sure 당신 have enough money?"

Discord said "Oh don't worry. My only job is to pick up the cakes. Celestia will take care of the bill."

Discord started walking home, but Filthy Rich said "Excuse me."

Discord said "Can I help you?"

Filthy Rich said "Indeed 당신 can. I need your help."

Discord said "Doesn't everybody?"

Filthy Rich said "I'm trying to put a spa in Ponyville, but the area I want to use is being used for some animals."

Discord said "Well what do 당신 want me to do about it?"

Filthy Rich said "I want 당신 to use your chaos to ruin the event. Turn the 동물 into savages 또는 something."

Discord said "Why should I help you?"

Filthy Rich said "I'll share the spa profits with you."

Discord said "But this event is important for Fluttersy."

Filthy Rich said "Come on Mr. De Lancie."

Discord said "My name's Discord."

Filthy Rich said "Well it's up to decide what to do. I'm sure you'll make the good decision. Don't let me down."

Discord wasn't sure what to do. After he got 집 he sat around thinking about what he should do. He said "I need to relax I'll relax in my hot tub. Oh right. I don't have one, but if I helped the rich dude I could get a hot tub. I could probably even get a hot tub time machine. In fact I could get just about anything I want. Sorry fluttersy, but I've got a event to ruin. Ha, ha."

The 다음 일 Discord picked up the cakes. He used his power to make the cakes taste like rocks. Despite that the cakes looked normal so he could trick ponies into eating them.

Twilight Sparkle said "Thanks for getting the cakes."

Discord said "Whatever."

Discord use his power to turn the 동물 into savage antagonists. Discord said "Go attack the ponies. Attack whoever 당신 want except for Fluttershy and Filthy Rich."

The 동물 attacked the ponies.

Rarity said "Savages."

The mayor said "We can't give the building to these animals."

Filthy Rich said "Now I'll get my spa. Good work Discord."

Twilight said "I can't believe 당신 did this 당신 trader."

Discord said "Oh be quiet 당신 friendship fool."

Fluttershy said "What have 당신 done?"

Discord said "Don't worry."

Fluttershy said "If 당신 don't turn the 동물 back to normal I'll never be your friend."

Discord got sad and said "Really? Oh come on."

Filthy Rich said "You don't need her. Think about all the stuff you'll have."

Discord said "It's not worth it without Fluttershy." Discord turned the 동물 back to normal. Discord used his power to make 앤젤 Bunny attack Filthy Rich.

Filthy Rich said "If 당신 get this rabbit to leave me alone I'll get a different place for my spa."

Discord used his power to turn 앤젤 back to normal.

Pinkie Pie said "The cakes taste like rocks."

Mr. Cake said "Rocks? I'm a failure as a cook." He passed out.

Discord said "Sorry about that." He used his power to bring make the cakes taste good. He said "I'm sorry about everything."

Twilight said "I hope that 당신 learned something."

Discord said "I have learned something: Fluttershy is 더 많이 important than hot tub time machines."

Twilight said "Well that's a unique thing to learn."

The 다음 일 Filthy Rich went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake said "How can I help you?"

Filthy Rich said "I want to use this place for a spa."

Mr. Cake passed out.
Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and 당신 weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until 다음 week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see 당신 all again!

Fluttershy, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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Source: joyreactor
added by windwakerguy430
Everyone in the 조랑말 Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's show them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...
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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* 당신 sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, 당신 killed five of the guards, and 당신 don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting 다음 to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...
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Granny Smith: 당신 ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're 당신 doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of 건초 from you? I forgot to stock up on 음식 for Angel, and 당신 do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I 사랑 to drink me some 맥주 and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I 사랑 my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock 또는 rap?

I just hate country music, and if 당신 like it, don't send me hate.
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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and 스프로켓, 스 프로 킷 back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, 당신 got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need 당신 to get over to 만, 베이 Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the 만, 베이 Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
다음 morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants 당신 to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. 당신 could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case 크래커 behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* 당신 told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it 또는 not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are 당신 going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get 당신 anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight 분 later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked 의해 all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most 팬 label Iron Will as a...
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#5: TWILIGHT SEGA:
Frankly, I don't think ANYBODY watches this series.
Or 50 shades of grey for that matter.
But I'm putting them both on the list anyway..

#4: 50 SHADES OF GREY:

#3: SCREAM SERIES:
A parody of the horror genre.
But the first movie would of been actually scary, if they actually bothered to have decent actors.
And to not have a villain, who's about as frightening as tampon commercials..

#2: EQUESTRIA GIRLS:
It's not that it's a BAD movie.
It's probably a great movie.
But something about the characters becoming humanised, it kinda creeps me out..

#1: FROZEN:
I know what 당신 gonna say.
You...
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posted by Canada24
AJ: She left us!?

Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means 당신 guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..

Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..

Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.

ONE WEEK EARLIER:

Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..

Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from 컵케익 - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!

Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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