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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
시간 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. 당신 will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. 당신 know it. 21st is last. 당신 ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently GlobeX already started bom ING Canterlot.
Sandman - Yeah an-
Soldier - A FUCKING RPG!
*Humvee in front of them explode and bridge collapses as everyone falls down to river*
Sandman - *walks up to Damien* 당신 ok?
Damien - *close slowly eyes*
Sandman - Help me!
Icepick - Fire! *shoot at incoming enemies*
Firepit - *walks up to Damien* He will be OK I was a medic before!
Damien - *grabs his AK*
Firepit - Told ya, come on! *goes to rock*
Sandman - *grabs Damien's hoof* Come on lady.
Damien - *gets to rock and fires back at enemies*
Sandman - Eyes open!
Soldier #1 - *shoots at tangos*
GlobeX - *flies down and kills him*
Soldier #2 - Pegasuses! Fi- *gets shot in head*
Sandman - Snipers and Pegasuses!
Icepick - Watch out Pegasuses can't fly with 총 their too heavy so they use knifes!
Firepit - I don't want this... Ponies are... Why...

*The survivors are in lake defending from surrounding them GlobeX soldiers as read comes to them. Not so long in defence ammo is getting 더 많이 rare and clear mountain water becomes ugly red bloody water with mixture of Soldiers vomit, the horror they get to see and sweet smell makes some of them commit suicide.*
Damien - *gets hit in body*
Icepick - You're okay?
Damien - Yeah it hit my best it hurts like a 암캐, 암 캐 but I can shoot.
Sandman - Then shoot and stop talking shit!
Damien - *AK clicks* Shit... I'm out of ammo.
Sandman - *throws him an M4A4* It's from the dead. One last mag. Make it count.
Damien - *shoots 더 많이 enemies*
Firepit - HUNTERS! PREPARE FOR IMPACT!
*Jets drop bombs on GlobeX soldiers and below kill rest that are closer*
Hunter 3-3 - This is Hunter 3-3 we are here to save your ass.
*USA Soldiers come from above the hills*
Sandman - Rescue! Hooray!
Icepick - Hooray!
Firepit - We will live longer baby!
Damien - *looks in the air* Lilly... I hope you're still alive... *takes out 사진 of mare and kisses it*
Delta Leader - This is Delta Force, We have found that 로스트 cargo.
real 인용구 의해 me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way 또는 anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no 더 많이 than what 당신 expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing 더 많이 to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable 당신 just want to take everything 당신 own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless 당신 like stupid comedies...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell 당신 the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong 일 mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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added by alinah_09
added by alinah_09
At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd 당신 do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money 더 많이 then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting 당신 be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did 당신 do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. 당신 changed my voice...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of 당신 already know, I've given 더 많이 than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight said to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand 의해 my opinion that she was out of line when she said that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did 당신 get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

3

The 다음 episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

3

Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this 기사 is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and 당신 get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 크래커 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told 당신 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 저기요 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case 크래커 with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
I want to take this time to talk about one of my two 가장 좋아하는 duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most 가장 좋아하는 one in my 다음 article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: alloyrabbit
added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: alloyrabbit
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, 당신 don't have to 벨트 it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music 조랑말 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music 조랑말 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music 조랑말 1: 암갈색, 암 갈색 암갈색, 암 갈색 암갈색, 암 갈색 암갈색, 암 갈색 암갈색, 암 갈색 dun-
Music 조랑말 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music 조랑말 2: Take your time man.
Music 조랑말 3: Yeah, relax.
Music 조랑말 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then 당신 start.
Music 조랑말 1: Gee.
Music 조랑말 2: So? What's the difference?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are 당신 drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are 당신 gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND 의해 SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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