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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The police station

Lewis: *Walking with Bob, and Shawn, as they escort Benjamin to his cell*
Officer 88: What did this guy do?
Bob: He pulled a gun on an officer.
Benjamin: But he started it!
Shawn: Shut up! I didn't start anything!
Benjamin: He pulled the gun on me first!!
Shawn: Get the fuck in your cell!!!! *Pushes Benjamin into a cell* And get some tape to cover his mouth. We're leaving the cuffs on him.
Officer 88: Yes sir.

We were just gonna head back to The Silver Ballroom after bringing Ben in, but something caught our attention. The rear end of a mare so sexy, she could be on a playcolt magazine. She was one of two 책상, 데스크 clerks that worked the night shift, and the other one? Well, we didn't care too much for the other one. This mare had it all.

Mare: Hi boys.
Lewis: You're so hot.
Bob: I think you're gonna make my nose bleed if 당신 keep looking sexy like that.
Mare: That's what I'm here for.
Lewis: *Laughs* I like this mare.
Shawn: She's got a nice body, and a sense of humor.
Mare: So, who was that 조랑말 당신 just brought in here?
Shawn: That's the most annoying 조랑말 in all of Equestria.
Lewis: His name is Benjamin Guarino.

Every time we tried to leave, that mare would say something to make us stay. Before we knew it, we left at 1:55.

Bob: Oh, that was great.
Shawn: I think I'm gonna fall asleep here. Is that okay?
Lewis: Sure, if 당신 want to be left behind.
Shawn: No, I'm kidding. I'll make it.

But inside the jail

Benjamin: *Getting his tape, and hoof cuffs removed. He gives $800 to the cop who set him loose*

Lewis, Bob, and Shawn were driving a 1994 Chevrolet Caprice down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention all units, 211 in progress-

Now as 당신 can tell, we were all tired, and wanted to go straight to bed, but as soon as we got that call, we decided to do our job, then go straight to bed. I still remember this like it was yesterday.

Mare: -Suspect is inside the bank, witnesses believe the suspect's name is Benjamin Guarino.
Bob: No!
Shawn: We just put him in jail.
Bob: Now we're gonna send him to hell!

We were tired, especially Shawn. He didn't want to put up with Guarino anymore.

Outside of the bank.

Lewis: Wait for him. No other cops are around. Lay low, he won't see us.
Benjamin: *Steps out of the bank*
Shawn: *Runs out of the car* BEN!!!
Benjamin: *Running*
Shawn: *Catches him, and slams his head into a 벽 five times* You're supposed to be in jail!! *Pushes him onto the sidewalk, and grabs a Walther. He shoots seven bullets into Benjamin's head*
Lewis: *Watching Shawn drag Ben back to the car.*
Bob: Alright, glad that's over.
Shawn: *Opens the trunk, and puts Benjamin's body inside* You're telling me. This cocksucker won't be bothering anyone anymore.

At a railway yard

Shawn & Bob: *Digging a hole*
Lewis: *Watching to make sure no one sees them*
Engineer: *Driving a train in the distance, and blows the horn twice*
Shawn & Bob: *Putting Benjamin's body, and the shovels 다음 to the car, out of sight*
Engineer: *Blows the horn on his train again, as he passes with a freight train*
Lewis: Alright, he can't see us anymore.
Bob & Shawn: *Continue digging*
Shawn: 당신 think that's deep enough now?
Bob: Eh, not yet. Three 더 많이 digs, and we're good.
Shawn: *Continues digging*
Bob: And, stop.
Shawn: *Rolls Benjamin into the hole* Let's hope this piece of shit doesn't rest in peace. He doesn't deserve it.
Bob: Word. Let's go.
Lewis: *Gets back in his car with the others, and drives away*

2 B Continued
 Max (At the time I created him, I had no clue he was an alicorn. Don't hate me.)
Max (At the time I created him, I had no clue he was an alicorn. Don't hate me.)
In the 이전 part of this episode of The History Of Equestria, we saw the Union Pacific take the 샐러드 Bowl Express from San Franciscolt. Now, it has arrived in Chicagoat, and CSX will take over from here.

Max: I'm gonna drive the train the rest of the way. How was 당신 trip so far?
Camera Pony: Excellent.
Max: Well good. Let's get into the locomotives.

Once they get into the engines, the train leaves Chicagoat. Then, it takes eight hours to get into Manehattan, as the train follows the Hudson River Line.

Applejack: *Inside her barn* Whoa whoa whoa, that's the same place that we were talking...
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Credit: Liftlok ; Quite rhythmous.
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마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법
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Still a spoof of Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils.
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SweetieBelle stormed 집 and started confronting her sister.
Rarity: Honey. If this is one of those emotional talks about 당신 wetting the bed, I really don't wanna hear about i-
SweetieBelle: *angrily* That's not what this is Rarity!.. It's about about those stupid dresses!
Rarity: Oh.. Were they hated? Cause I make new ones.
SweetieBelle: No! They were perfect! TOO perfect!.. Nobody watched it for anything else! Only the outfits!
Rarity: I.. I don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.

Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did 당신 three go?
Rainbow Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because 당신 were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the 주황색, 오렌지 one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: 당신 planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
Rarity: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: Oh 당신 had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Episode 50

Nicole's Mistake

August 21, 1955

Nicole has gone through many exciting adventures in her life when she used to work on the Northern Pacific. She was telling...
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I decided to crossover Con Mane series with Hedgehog In Ponyville.

This story begins at a maximum security prison somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. The warden was waiting for a prisoner, but he hadn't arrived yet.

Warden: Where's that prisoner who was suppose to be here six hours ago?!
Guard: I don't know sir. The plane left The Griffon Kingdom nine hours 이전 on schedule, and nopony heard from it yet.
Warden: Well, we better notify the Central Intelligence of Equestria.
Guard: What about the 조랑말 Alliance? They know 더 많이 about that prisoner then the C.I.E, and have an easier chance of stopping...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay 또는 run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 around before! are 당신 new?" said the 조랑말 behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 12: Fear and 불, 화재


Let me ask 당신 something! Have 당신 ever been alone? I mean truly alone! When 당신 know for certain, that nopony's around for countless miles? When you're absolutely sure nopony could help if something happened to you? When 당신 sit near a small campfire all 의해 yourself, listening to the deadly silence, gazing into the ether and it seems there's nothing but an empty void beyond that tiny 원, 동그라미 of light? When all the noises die out and your mind calms down... when the time between two heartbeat feel like a millenia... When...
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Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Percy, and Jeff were driving alongside the tracks in a truck. They soon saw Gordon.

Percy: Of course. Napping on the job.
Gordon: No, I broke my legs.
Jeff: Too bad. We're taking 당신 back to the station.
Gordon: Aw, damnit!

Two hours later in Denver

Workers: *Loading train*
Hawkeye: *Looking at boxes getting loaded into train* What are in the boxes?
Workers: You'll find out tomorrow at the Cheyenne train station.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in cab*
Hawkeye: I better get going. *returns to engine*

Meanwhile in Cheyenne

Pete: That was a very retarded thing for 당신 to do.
Gordon: I don't give...
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 The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him 의해 Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case 당신 wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
The stallion who is about to get the most humiliating prank pulled on him by Pinkie and Rainbow(my OC in case you wanted to know) unless his sister Lyra stops them!
It's a normal 일 like any other day, except- It's April Fool's Day, which is Pinkie and Rainbow's 가장 좋아하는 holiday! It's morning, and Blazin' is fast asleep, until...

Lyra: *swings door to her brother's room wide open and jumps on his bed* Get up, get up, GET UP!!

Blazin': *levitates Lyra and holds her there* What's up?

Lyra: It's April Fools Day!!

Blazin': Yeah, ok....SAY WHAT!? That's Pinkie and Rainbow's 가장 좋아하는 holiday! I've never been pranked before-but I will never be!

Lyra: 당신 have never been pranked 의해 them before?

Blazin': I was created only recently. I'm an OC, remember?

Lyra: Oh...It...
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 Forever Wind, the first pegasus and the ancient Element of Air
Forever Wind, the first pegasus and the ancient Element of Air
Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride


Chapter 5: The rise of the pegasi


“This is outrageous!” my borther Landslide exclaimed with the spark of fury peppering his tone. “Unicornia has existed for 더 많이 than a thousand years and I will certainly not allow the kingdom to now break up into two parts!”

It has been two days since we received Forever Wind's disturbing letter about the foundation of the Pegasus Commonwealth. After hearing the news, my siblings immediately came to the 성 of First Magic to discuss this serious matter.

“How did we end up like this?” Whirling Abyss...
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 "SWEET CELESTIA....."
"SWEET CELESTIA....."
(As before, Twilight and Spike were told to go to a warehouse and bring supplies to the Ponyville Military) The purple alicorn was getting her saddle bag ready while Spike was making sure they had everything they would need. ,"Spike, Is there anything we're missing?" Sparkle asked the baby dragon ,"No it looks like we are ready" the two opened the door and walked out into Ponyville. As the two were walking Pinkie Pie stopped ,"Hey Twilight, wow thats a lot of stuff 당신 have where are 당신 going?" Twi gave a occupied expression on her face.

,"Pinkie, I'm sort of busy can we talk some other time?"...
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DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? 당신 here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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