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Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's 당신 right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a 쥐 inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is 더 많이 normal than chill life-

Joel - *takes auto shotgun and a mask*
SWAT - Put your hands up and leave the building!
Joel - *leaves* Hello Fuckers! *starts shooting them*
SWAT - Target confirmed fire!
Damien - *drives into SWAT* Yo get in *shoot 더 많이 Police*
Joel - *jumps inside the car*
Damien - Let's gooo!


--
After long think how to continue I proudly present.


The Heist - Overkill.

--

-later that day-

Jake - Shit... We're fucking done man.
Damien - So if I'm right. 쥐 sold us out to Police?
Jake - Thousand of Ponies working on CrimeNET are being arrested... Even... Steven brother Jimmy.
Joel - Steven had brother?
Jake - Twin. 더 많이 than that they tricked us.
Damien - How?
Jake - Remember that one time he was mute? Yeah apparently his brother sounds 더 많이 British. And he is way 더 많이 smarter.
Joel - What we will do now.
Jake - I'm not good with tech shit but I think we still can hide.
Joel - How we do it.
Jake - Jimmy is Tech-God. He may help but first we have to get him out of prison. You're up?
Damien - Hell yeah!
Joel - Count me out. I have kids and-
Jake - Shut the fuck up and 당신 think I don't have better things to do? I do, but if those guys will keep our info 당신 will be arrested in your local 슈퍼마켓 while shopping with your family.
Joel - Shit...
Jake - Also 당신 are started to lack with money?
Joel - How 당신 knew!
Jake - *grabs him* I can see your bank account. You're not fully cutted off from me aye!? OK here is plan.


"Plan : Damien sits on 상단, 맨 위로 of prison. Wait for Joel to cut off power. Then just break in take him up on rope and were done. Easy break in."


:Ponyville Low Alert Prison:
:00:00:
:Monday:

Joel - I'm ready. *opens box* What the... Wich to cut?
Jake - Black on left
Joel - AYE. When you're ready.
Damien - *cutted glass and almost cutted myself...
Joel - Idiot.
Damien - Rude. OK ready.
Joel - *cuts wire*
Damien - *goes down*
Guard - What the hell is going on!
Damien - *use Replica of cell key and flashes inside*
??? - What the fok?
Damien - That's him.
Jake - How 당신 know.
Damien - He smell British
Jimmy - Racist wanker. What is happening here!?
Damien - Break out. *grabs him and tie him to rope* Up we go.


:Safehouse:

Jake - *takes bag off Jimmy head*
Jimmy - What the fok is ha- aaa... Skull Gang... Well shit just kill me fast 또는 something.
Damien - Chill dude. We don't want to kill you.
Joel - Just help us out.
Jimmy - Bloody Hell. With?
Jake - I know your brother died because of us but.
Jimmy - Oh shut up mate, he died because he is dumb. So what 당신 need help with for fuck sake.
Jake - How to clean our names.
Jimmy - Hahaha... Well then *walks up to Computer* let me see. So SWAT and Special Ops are going with action but info is in... Canterlot FBI.
Joel - FBI? What?
Jimmy - Oi don't act dumb aye? It's obvious the servers would be there.
Jake - Can we steal them?
Jimmy - Too many.
Jake - Destroy?
Jimmy - They have info in cloud.
Jake - Anything?
Jimmy - Well if 당신 steal right terminal and burn others I may 삭제 all the files about us. But first I have to make me a 샌드위치 mate.
Jake - OK let's go.
Jimmy - Oi I'm going with 당신 *grabs shotgun*
Joel - 당신 don't have a mask...
Jimmy - *wears old burned Steven Skull mask* ITS HEIST TIME WANKERS!






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의해 any mean I do not want to offend any British people as I respect them. Not really lol.
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posted by karinabrony
 Babs Seed
Babs Seed
Babs Seed~

[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Apple Bloom]
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet
A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat
[Scootaloo]
But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead
[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta bail
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you
Gotta run, we gotta...
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posted by Canada24
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(these three will be paired up for most of the story)
A FEW WEEKS LATER!

Jappleack finally ended up telling about her adventures in Prime Ponyville, as Pinkie and Dragonowitiz finally seemed interested, for whatever reason.

"Did 당신 see me!?" Dragonowitiz cried excitedly.

"No. Just Twilight and myself" Jappleack replied.

"Oh well.. Still sounds so totally far out" Dragonowitiz replied.

Jappleack also had the pair of them promise not to go into the portal. They both agreed not to. Feeling satisfied Jappleack started leaving.

"I'm going in the portal" Dragonowitiz announced, the direct moment Jappleack left them.

Pinkie gasped "But Spiiiiike.. 당신 sai-...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are 당신 doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...
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Once upon a time there lived a 조랑말 named Trixie. Trixie was a show off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic 더 많이 than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any 더 많이 of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some 음식 and some water. She walked to a small 조랑말 village. She could hardly walk...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some 컵케익 shoutouts, so if 당신 haven't read Cupcakes, please do. 코멘트 will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement 의해 the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie said she was sorry, her expression said a different story. A week after...
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the 이전 installment, its based on creepypastas, 더 많이 specifically Jeff the Killer. Please 코멘트 and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a 침상, 소파 she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little 조랑말 ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until 당신 all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies 당신 opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until 당신 all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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