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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 다음 day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.

Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are 당신 ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet 당신 Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the 집 of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw two trails left 의해 snowmobiles from a picture on 구글 Maps.
Tim: Okay, let's go check it out. *Gets in the back of the Suburban with Julia*
State Trooper Pony: *Gets into the Suburban, and drives*
Jordan: *Arrives at Nick's house in his snowmobile*
Nick: *Walks out of a shed* You're here already?
Jordan: Yeah.
Nick: I'm refueling my snowmobile. Hang in there.

But then, that's when Tim, and Julia got to the front of the house. None of the stallions could see them.

Tim & Julia: *Put the snowmobiles into the snow*
State Trooper Pony: I'll wait here, and try to block them off.
Tim & Julia: *Start their snowmobiles, and ride to the back of the house*
Jordan: Do 당신 hear that?
Nick: Just some 더 많이 snowmobiles. So what?
Tim & Julia: *Arrive, and surround Jordan*
Jordan: Nick, it's the cops!! *Gets arrested*
Nick: *Takes off in his snowmobile* 당신 cops are too slow!
Tim: *Rides after Nick*
Julia: *Walks towards the State Trooper Pony*
Nick: *Going 60 miles an hour*
Tim: *Catching up*
Nick: *Getting closer to the road*
Tim: *5 inches away from Nick*
Nick: *Grabs his hammer*

They went under a bridge on the round freeway, riding 다음 to the railroad tracks.

Nick: *Sees Tim 다음 to him, and hits his 설상차, 스노우 모빌 with the hammer*
Tim: *Watches Nick try to make another swing, and grabs the hammer*
Nick: *Punches Tim in the rib cage*
Tim: Ah! *Lets go, and nearly falls*
Nick: *Rides towards him, and hits him again with the hammer*
Tim: Ah! *Scrapes the left side of his 설상차, 스노우 모빌 on a tree. He grabs his gun, and shoots Nick twice*
Nick: *Falls off, and dies*

And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link

When 당신 read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.

Tim: *Returns to Julia with the dead Nick*
Julia: *Takes Nick off his back, and looks at Tim*
Tim: *Points at the state trooper suburban, and tells Julia to get an ambulance*

Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Julia Rose

Julia: *Runs to the Suburban* Sarge, we need an ambulance, for Tim, and one of our suspects.
State Trooper Pony: What happened?
Julia: I think it's best if we let Tim tell us himself.

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog

State Trooper Pony: *Talks on his radio* Car 82, still in Gran Turismo, contact the Gran Turismo General Hospital, we have two ponies that need an ambulance.

Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog

Julia: *Runs back to Tim*
Tim: *Falls down into the snow*
Julia: Are 당신 okay?
Tim: I think I broke my leg.
Julia: The 구급차 is coming. Here. *Helps Tim back up onto the snowmobile*

Red Velvet from DragonAura15

Tim: *Nods* Thanks.

Police cars furnished 의해 Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet

Julia: I hope 당신 have a quick recovery.
Tim: Me too Julia. Me too.

모터사이클 furnished 의해 Kawasaki

Julia: *Sees the ambulance, and carries Tim as she flies towards it*

The End

Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no 더 많이 place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good 조랑말 inside...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 당신 interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. 당신 know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and 옮기기 right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the 월 this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and 스프로켓, 스 프로 킷 entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia 조랑말 walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. 당신 three wait here. If he runs, 당신 can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits 다음 to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The 다음 day, Gordon, and Case 크래커 went to Sam's house in Gordon's 쿠페, 쿠 페 Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have 당신 ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I 사랑 this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told 당신 yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and 스프로켓, 스 프로 킷 followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to 가입하기 us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best 당신 can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast 음식 restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones 당신 don't like..

Trixie: No.. I 사랑 them, and save...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If 당신 couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the 영화 fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are 당신 f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since 배트맨 is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 분 ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here 당신 complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I 사랑 to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about 더 많이 things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe 당신 have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, 당신 know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our 다음 episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes 사과, 애플 from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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posted by Canada24
This scene and the 다음 scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One 더 많이 펀치 will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why 당신 still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I said was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But 당신 lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... 당신 guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel 의해 “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car 다음 to three Jeeps, owned 의해 Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the 성 entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* 당신 know 당신 shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I said it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: 조랑말 음악 VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the show itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce 당신 to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The 월 award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The 월 awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn

Starring 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of 당신 that don't remember, the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a 표, 테이블 with Marisa* 당신 really look like this mare I 날짜 in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: 당신 see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let 당신 know who Brony Of The 월 is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, 또는 laughing....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
posted by bluethunder25
Twilight has come a long way since the first episode of MLP-FiM. At first, she was an antisocial bookworm who wasn't interested in making 프렌즈 and keep her head in 책 virtually all the time. Now.......well, she's still a bookworm, but with 더 많이 friends. Not only that, but her magic has improved vastly over the course of her studies with Princess Celestia. And with her transformation into an alicorn princess, Twilight has proven to have the potential to be one of the most powerful ponies in Equestria. But with that being said, it's about time that Twilight had a decent rival character....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD