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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.

Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are 당신 mad?! Do 당신 know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's 더 많이 important ma'am? The car, 또는 your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want 당신 getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits the front window three times, making it shatter*
Mare: *Runs out*
Tim: Are 당신 hurt?
Mare: Not really. Just mad at those two ponies who were riding their snowmobiles.
Julia: Snowmobiles?
Mare: All black. Their suits, the snowmobiles, everything was black.
Tim: Why don't 당신 sit in the car for a while, and warm yourself up?
Julia: *Opens the right door on her police car*
Mare: *Sits inside the police car*
Julia: *Closes the door*
Tim: Why don't 당신 take her down to the hospital on this street? I'll make sure this car goes where it belongs.
Julia: Got it.

Jordan, and Nick were inside a house. It is now 9 PM.

Nick: *Holding two cans of Canada Dry, giving one to Jordan* Dude, did 당신 see the one in the Cadillac when we went over them?
Jordan: *Laughing as he opens his can of Canada Dry*
Nick: He was just like, *Makes a funny shocked face* Noooooo!! *Laughs with Jordan*
Jordan: How about those police ponies?
Nick: Oh, they're fun to annoy! As long as they don't have snowmobiles, they'll never catch us. Okay, what do we do tomorrow?
Jordan: Tomorrow, nothing, but on Friday, we will go on the train tracks, and if we see any police ponies, jump over them. Try to wreck those lights on the roof while 당신 go over them.
Nick: I'll be happy to do that, with this. *Grabs a hammer* We should also smash the windows.
Jordan: *Laughing* Their faces will be so red, that it'll melt the snow.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* 당신 sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are 당신 talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the 상단, 맨 위로 of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking 앞으로 to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do 당신 want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: 당신 have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, 의해 having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help 당신 with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican 조랑말 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican 조랑말 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, 당신 have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting 다음 to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying 당신 were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the 일 February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did 당신 think of Gordon's actions when he told 당신 to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: 당신 can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if 당신 will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset 의해 what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When 당신 say surprised, do 당신 mean like an angry kind of surprised, 또는 just surprised?
Jeff:...
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