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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.

Military 조랑말 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military 조랑말 2: *Getting out*
Military 조랑말 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help 당신 two?
Military 조랑말 1: I assume 당신 heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military 조랑말 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes 당신 think we'd do anything against the United States, we're just a railroad.
Military 조랑말 1: Run 의해 Communists.
Pete: Then explain to us why we deliver your supplies, and vehicles?
Military 조랑말 2: Sabotage.
Military 조랑말 1: They could be faulty.
Pete: Have they ever gone wrong?
Military 조랑말 2: The armor on some tanks weren't thick enough.
Pete: Well don't blame us, we just deliver the stuff the way it is. 당신 wanna complain? Go to where they manufacture your shit.
Military 조랑말 2: We'll go to where they manufacture our vehicles. 당신 can go complain to where they manufacture our shit.
Military 조랑말 1: We will set up base 다음 to your train yard.

It only took them two 분 to park the Jeep 다음 to the train yard, and put up their tents.

Hawkeye: *Enters the yards in a freight train with Stylo* What the heck is going on?
Stylo: When did we grab the interest of the military?
Hawkeye: I guess our reputation speaks for itself. *Stops 다음 to Snowflake's tower*
Mike: *Walks over to the military ponies* What are 당신 two doing here?
Military 조랑말 2: Inspecting your railroad for Communist activity.
Mike: There ain't any communists here.
Military 조랑말 1: We'll decide that.
Mike: None of us are Russian.
Military 조랑말 2: 당신 sound Russian to me mack.
Mike: I'm Scottish.
Military 조랑말 1: Whatever 당신 usually do here, I think 당신 should focus on that.
Mike: Whatever lads. *Walks away* These Equestrian ponies just keep getting dumber, and dumber.
Dan: What was that all about Mike?
Mike: They think we're communists.
Dan: Oh shit. How do we convince them that we're not?
Mike: I have a plan.

2 B Continued
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Rarity:Harmony,come here!
Harmony:Yes,mommy?
Rarity:Well,daddy will not be around for some days,and we got to be strong!I guess 당신 understand me,right?
Harmony:Yes,mommy.We mares are stronger.Stallions are losers without us!
Rarity:Good girl!Now,tomorrow 당신 will go to school.So,pack up your things.
Harmony:Yes mommy.*goes upstairs*But,why daddy,why?*packs up her bag*
Sweetie Belle:*knocks at door*
Rarity:*opens door*Oh,my dear sister!
Sweetie Belle:How is my big sister?And where is my little niece?
Rarity:She is upstairs!Tomorrow is her first 일 of school.
Sweetie Belle:So,you haven't made things...
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