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Sean arrived at the airbase with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Master Sword, and Wind.

Wind: So, how did 당신 get the name Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Wind: Well, all I can say is you're lucky not to be good at fishing.
Master Sword: Why?
Wind: Because then you'd be called Master Bait.
Master Sword: *Angry* 당신 have no idea how many times ponies have told me that.
Sean: Enough. We need to focus on our job. Binoculars.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Gives Sean the binoculars*
Sean: *Looks at the airbase* Son of a bitch. There's three hundred of them, and they have 200 planes on that base. 50 bombers, and 150 fighters.
Wind: Maybe I should call 당신 Master Bait.
Master Sword: No! That makes me go...
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Oh please don't-
Master Sword:....On....
Sean: *Shakes his head* He's gonna do it.
Master Sword:.....A......
Sean: Way to go Wind.
Wind: What did I do?!
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nazis: *Looking at them*
Master Sword: *Gets rid of his flames*

Fortunately, they were too far away to be spotted.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Phew.
Sean: *Lets out a sigh of relief, then looks at Wind* 당신 could have given away our position.
Wind: 저기요 sorry man. Has your friend ever heard of anger management?
Master Sword: Have 당신 ever heard of shutting the fuck up?
Sean: Have 당신 ever heard of completing a mission? Let's stop arguing, and get the sabotage over with.

The four of them quietly got to the airbase.

Sean: *Opens his backpack*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: 당신 got the explosives?
Sean: Yes. *Looks at a hangar with fuel, and oil. One of the bombers are also inside* 당신 three cover me while I put one of the time bombs inside. *Runs into the hangar*
Wind: Question. Why don't we just get a huge bomb, and destroy this place in less than 45 seconds?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: We don't have enough resources to make a bomb that big.
Sean: *Returns* Okay, I'm back. The timer is set to 5 minutes. Let's put some bombs in the rest of the hangars, and get out of here.
Master Sword: I thought we were sabotaging the planes.
Sean: Trust me, when my bombs go off, they will be sabotaged.
Wind: I'm just surprised no one spotted us yet.
Sean: Good, let's keep it that way.

There were three 더 많이 hangars that Sean had to put the bombs in. 의해 the time that was done, they were leaving the base.

Metal Sonic: Intruders alert!
Sean: Get out of here!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: We're not leaving you-
Sean: I said get out!! *Gets his machine gun*
Wind: Let's do what he says, I'm not staying here. I want to watch some anime! *Runs away*
Master Sword: *Runs away with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
Sean: *Shoots Metal Sonic 50 times*
Metal Sonic: Doctor Eggman has given me bullet proof armor. 당신 can't defeat me with guns.
Sean: Well then. *Puts his gun down* I'll have to defeat 당신 another way.
Metal Sonic: *Flies towards Sean*
Sean: *Grabs him, and throws him into a boulder*
Metal Sonic: *Gets up* You're good, but I'm better.
Sean: *Punches Metal Sonic as he flies towards him*
Metal Sonic: *His head spins clockwise several times as he stands in front of Sean* 당신 don't know when to quit.
Sean: Nope.
Metal Sonic: *Shoots a 미사일 from his hand*
Sean: *Jumps over the missile*
Metal Sonic: *Shoots another missile*
Sean: *Spin dashes the 미사일 in half, and hits Metal Sonic*
Metal Sonic: Doctor Eggman is sending thousands of Nazis in planes and tanks to destroy you, and everyone in this world that interferes. 당신 can prevent that from happening if 당신 surrender, and no one has to be hurt.
Sean: Eggman doesn't know what he's facing. *Punches Metal Sonic twice, then kicks him*
Metal Sonic: Twenty five percent health remaining. I must defeat this grey hedgehog for the doctor. *Shoots six missiles*
Sean: *Runs away, and dodges them. He finds a big stone, and grabs it*
Metal Sonic: I will send Sonic my condolences when I kill you.
Sean: *Throws the stone*
Metal Sonic: *Gets hit between the eyes, and falls down*
Sean: *Goes to machine gun, and gets it*
Nazis: *Running from the airbase*
Sean: *Checks his watch* 3. 2. 1.

The hangars exploded at the same time, and destroyed nearly every airplane. The planes that weren't destroyed took severe damage from the debris.

Sean: *Runs away* Catch me if 당신 can 당신 Krauts.
Metal Sonic: *On the ground, but his eyes start to glow again*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, 당신 already said that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three 분 later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their 다음 assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* 당신 cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger said he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He said 당신 were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with 당신 now, but if 당신 keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have 당신 fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, 또는 chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson 모터사이클 on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle 다음 to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular 일 at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten 분 of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing 더 많이 tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: 당신 wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask 당신 a question. What do 당신 know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are 당신 asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the 컵케익 factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another 조랑말 riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash said there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious 일 for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little 조랑말 version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case 크래커 got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to 검색 for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars 당신 could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and her 프렌즈 found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond 개 arrived, they 스톨, 훔친 the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the 바닷가, 비치 with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and 당신 유니콘 can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever 스톨, 훔친 our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what 당신 wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, 또는 a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H 저기요 Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk 또는 something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear 사과 브랜디 wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I 사랑 당신 Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, Rarity, and 사과 브랜디 got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: 당신 didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, 당신 see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
다음 morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings 벨 on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis 의해 helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on 상단, 맨 위로 of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits 다음 to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* 당신 two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed 의해 a town 의해 there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let 당신 talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 거리 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 다음 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 더 많이 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 다음 to...
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Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, 의해 an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs 벨트 of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank 당신 sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to 당신 in my office?
Pete: 당신 mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called 당신 yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...
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