WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..
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Our story begins when the young mare 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the 담홍색, 핑크 mare.
RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.
PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! 당신 made it!
RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.
PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok, you're here now. What's a few 더 많이 minutes., I've been sooooo excited thinking about all fun stuff we're gonna do, I haven't stopped bouncing since I woke up. I mean, I almost forgot to breath I've been so happy.
RAINBOW: *Slightly uncomfortable chuckle*
PINKAMENA: 당신 ready to hear my plan than?
RAINBOW: As long as it has nothing to do with your obsessions of Buffalo Bill and Leatureface.
PINKAMENA: Oh don't worry.. *finally reveals herself, but wearing the dress, supposedly made out of victims* This is NOTHING to do with them.
RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly 크리피파스타 idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't do baking. Remember last time..
PINKAMENA: But Dashie, I need ya. Your the special ingredient.
RAINBOW: What do 당신 mean 의해 that?
PINKAMENA: *nervously* Nothing.
RAINBOW: Fine.. What excally do 당신 need me to do?
PINKAMENA: That's the spirit. *hands her an, already prepared, cupcake*
RAINBOW: What? I thought I was helping 당신 bake?
PINKAMENA: Think of it as a.. Tester.. Ya, let's go with that.
RAINBOW: Umm, okay. *takes cupcake*
PINKAMENA: Well? Eat it silly filly. Whatcha waiting for?
RAINBOW: *about to take bite, but than stops*
PINKAMENA: *secretly losing patience* What's wrong?
RAINBOW: This... This has WAY to strong a smell for a cupcake.. Pinkie. Did 당신 spill sleep drugs on it 또는 something? I can smell the smell of sleep drugs.
PINKAMENA: *nervously* No, no, no.. Of coarse not.
RAINBOW: Prove it. Bite it.
PINKAMENA: Umm, okay.. *bites it* 당신 see, it's fi- (falls asleep).
*THE 다음 MORNING*
Pinkamena suddenly woken up, and realized how badly she messed up.
PINKAMENA: That's the last time I lesson to you! *reveals that she was talking to Twilight's smartypants doll*
*Sudden voice* Hello? Mrs Pinkie? 당신 in here!
PINKAMENA: Of coarse.. AppleBloom promised to meet me.. *evil grin* I still can use my 'other' plan.
Pinkamena ran over to the entrance of SugerCube's and met up with the cute little filly.
APPLEBLOOM: What is it 당신 need from me?
PINKAMENA: *reveals the 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 she tired giving Rainbow* Well, firstly.. Can 당신 finish this for me. I'm stuffed.
APPLEBLOOM: What flavor is it?
PINKAMENA: What is your favorite?
APPLEBLOOM: Cherry.
PINKAMENA: Than that's what flavor it is.
APPLEBLOOM: Okay. *gobbles it up* Soo.. What now?
PINKAMENA: Now... 당신 sleep. *With that the unlucky filly soon felt very weak and clasped into a heavy sleep.
When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of 본즈 and flesh of past ponies. Her eyes darted back and forth and then gazed up at the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several 조랑말 hides, the words "Life is a party" were scrawled in red.
And if that weren't bad enough AppleBloom realized her hooves were chained against the wall.
APPLEBLOOM: Oh sweet Celestia.. Were the hell am I!?
PINKAMENA: *evilly* This is were I make my Cupcakes.
APPLEBLOOM: 당신 mean... No! I don't want to be a cupcake!
PINKAMENA: Relax... 당신 not going to be.. 당신 were always my favorite.. Your too good to be a cupcake.. Only reason I still chained 당신 up, is so 당신 don't run away, before I can make 당신 'join me'.
APPLEBLOOM: Noo! I don't wanna! I'm not being a part of this!
PINKAMENA: Ya, 당신 say that 'now', but trust me, 당신 have it in ya. And I know JUST how to bring it out of 당신 *Brings in a dead body, and cut up particaler parts, while giving twisted jokes about it.. How ever, after an 시간 of this prograss, AppleBloom, must of 로스트 of her mind, as those jokes suddenly seemed funny, very very funny*.
APPLEBLOOM: I think I am starting to get it know. *becoming 더 많이 evil*.
PINKAMENA: Well than, only one 더 많이 step..
APPLEBLOOM: What?
PINKAMENA: *pulls over tv* 당신 must watch Silence of the Lambs until 당신 can behave like Hanibal Lector.
APPLEBLOOM: I'll do my best.
*SEVERAL DAYS LATER*
Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn't move. She couldn't see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the 조랑말 from the bakery appeared in front of her.
SILVER SPOON: Whats going on!?
PINKAMENA: Well, its just.. Your number came up.. And.. I gotta make cupcakes!
SILVER SPOON: What dose that mean!?
PINKAMENA: *picks up huge knife* Your about to find out, *about to stab the filly.
APPLEBLOOM: Mrs Pinkie! What are 당신 doing!?
Silver Spoon feels relief.
APPLEBLOOM: 당신 said I could have this one.
Silver Spoon's relief instantly vanishes.
PINKAMENA: Oh, of coarse, I must of forgot.. *Hands AppleBloom the knife*.
APPLEBOOM: Okay dokey here we go.. *points 칼, 나이프 at Silver Spoon, menacingly* 저기요 Silver Spoon.. Guess who's gonna be a blank flank!
Silver Spoon panicked and tired as much as possible to break free but couldn't.
APPLEBLOOM: *running over* I've come to collect a head! Hawhawhaw! *but suddenly AppleBloom tripped, and accidentally pushed the release button on the ground*
Silver Spoon, didn't hesitate to run as fast as her little legs could take her.
PINKAMENA: Grab her!
She and AppleBloom chase her, but Silver Spoon soon escapes.
PINKAMENA: (Angrily) FUCK!
APPLEBLOOM: *ashamed* Sorry, Mrs Pinkie.
PINKAMENA: It's alright.. 당신 wouldn't be the only one to mess up some how.. Anyway.. Want to hang out 또는 something?
APPLEBLOOM: *happily* Sure!
THE FOLLOWING DAY:
As many of 당신 probably expected. The first thing Silver Spoon did was tell people about Pinkie's "secret".
Among the first she told was 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Who, in case 당신 forgot.
Never ate the drug covered cupcake, and none of the horrific events ended up happening to her.
But sadly, do to this fact.
Dash didn't believe a word of it..
DASH: (unconvinced) Uh huh.. Is it anything to do with the alien from last week?
SILVER SPOON: Hey. No one told ME that the mayor hired a bee exterminator!
ONE WEEK LATER
Twilight, worried about why Silver spoon would be saying such terrible terrible things about a certain 담홍색, 핑크 mare, went to sugercubes to ask the 담홍색, 핑크 mare herself about it.
Pinkamena: (nervously) oh. 당신 know how kids are.. Always with the crazy stories.. It's not like I'm killing anyone, 또는 anything (nervous chuckle).
Twi: I never said that.
Pinkamena: (even 'more' nervous) Well... Good.. Because... I'm not..
Twi: Very well.. (starts leaving)
Pinkamena: Wait., before 당신 go.. I made 당신 a cupcake.. (pulls out a small cupcake)
Twi: Oh. I don't kn-
Pinkamena: (sudden anger) EAT THE DAMN CUPCAKE!
Twi: Okay, okay.. Jeez.. (takes bite).. What now.
Pinkamena: Now... 당신 sleep.
However.. The 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 proved unsuccessful as twilight was still standing there.
PInkamena: (damn.. Plan B).. (pulls out vase) 당신 see this vase?
Twi: Yes. It's very nice..
Pinkamena: (happily) Isn't it?
Twi: Yes.
Pinkamena: It's European.
Twi: (serprised) Oh, no way!?
Pinkamena: Yes.
Twi: Oh.. It's nice
Pinkamena: Quite..
AWKWARD SILENCE:
Pinkamena: (suddenly smashes the vase over Twilight's head, knocking the young alicorn uncionscience).. There we go,. (starts dragging her off view).
Twilight suddenly regained consciousness she found her inside a dark, creepy room.
She couldn't see two feet infront of her.
She tried to shake her head but found that the taut leather strap kept it firmly in place. She struggled to move, but the braces around her chest and limbs glued her to the upright planks.
Only part of not tight up were her wings.
Either way she began panicking.
But suddenly the shadow of a 조랑말 appeared in front of her.
Twilight quickly realized it was Pinkie/Pinkamena.
But something about her seemed different.
she was hidden in the dark, but her hair was down straight, and her light blue eyes glowed in the dark. But instead of the usual beauty they have. They instead seemed menacing, as if it was an completely different 조랑말 (who knows.. maybe it is).
Pinkamena: (Still hidden in the dark) Goodie your awake., Now we can get started..
Twi: Why, wha-.. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
Twi: I- I can't move!
Pinkamena: Well. duaa.. That's because your tide up silly filly.. Would of thought a smarty-pants like 당신 would of known that..
Twi: But, why. What is goi... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?
Pinkamena: Well.. Your number came up Twiliy., And, well.. I don't make the rules.. I just do my job..
Twi: What are 당신 talking about!?... And why did 당신 hit me with a vase!?
Pinkamena: Yeah. Sorry about that.. After failing to get 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. But I had to take precautions.. Besides,. Your better anyway.. Your always away. We never get to hang out anymore.. But now.. We can be together FOREVER!
Twi: But people will come looking for me!
Pinkamena: I wouldn't worry about that sweetie., Besides.. How long 당신 think I've been doing this?
And with that the lights suddenly came to life and showcased the rest the room.
Once more. The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of 본즈 and flesh of past ponies. Twilight cringed at the center piece on the 표, 테이블 nearest to her. The heads of four foals, their eyes closed like they were sleeping, wearing party hats made from their own skin. She recognized one of them as 사과, 애플 Bloom's classmate. Her eyes darted back and forth and then gazed up at the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several 조랑말 hides, the words "Life is a party" were scrawled in red.
Pinkamena: Like it?
Twi: (too scared to even respond).
Pinkamena: Anyway.. enough talk. My costomers are getting wreckless,. Time to make cupcakes! (Pulls out a small peeling knife)
Suddenly, Pinkamena literary cut off Twilight's cutie mark, causing Twilight burning pain, and the alicorn cried out in agony.
ONE 시간 LATER
의해 this point Twilight had blacked out from pain/fear/shock all together.
But suddenly, Pinkamena stabbed an aderaline needle into Twilight, making her instantly wake up, her 심장 racing.
Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach 당신 manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw 당신 were next. We could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, 당신 keep falling alseep!.. I mean, 당신 don't see coming to "your" house and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me!.. Your suppose to be tough, your a princess!.. I mean, I thought 당신 could handle ANYTHING!?.. But I seen foals last longer then you!.. Do I have to baby you.. Is that how 'princess' Twilight wants to be rememebered!?.. As a BABY!?
Twi: Well.. That's what happens when 당신 rip out my wings. And also of my lungs!..
Pinkamena: Don't be a baby.. Ponies can servive without one of their lungs.. I mean. Don't 당신 watch tv!?
Twi: P Please Pinkie.. Please let me go.. I, I want to go home.
Pinkamena: I would 사랑 to let 당신 go.. I mean. I probably already got all that I need.. But I'm also not stupid.. If I let 당신 go. Your just run straight to the Ditto and the rest of the police, and tell them I drugged 당신 and held 당신 in my basement.
Twi: No I- Wait? This is your baseme-
Pinkamena: Besides.. I can't tell 당신 how many times I want to just say "I'm done with this mess" and go to bed.. But this is my job Twiliy.. My responsablility!.. 당신 off all people shoud know the importance of responsablilities.. I mean.. This is how it has to be Twilight.. EIther way.. It was nice knowing 당신 Twilight... Good bye.
Twi: Wha-
Suddenly Pinkamena, with one quick motion, slit Twilight's neck, and Twilight died within only a few seconds.
Pinkamena: (has to look away from the sight of Twilight dying).. God damn sometimes I HATE this job.
MEANWHILE:
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Mmm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let 당신 in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are 당신 saying 당신 KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ... Cool! (containues eating)
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AJ: She left us!?
Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means 당신 guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..
Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..
Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.
FLASHBACK:
Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..
Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from 컵케익 - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!
Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers are getting wreckless again..
Fluttershy: Bu-
Pinkamena: Besides.. Remember when we were younger, and 당신 called me Lie instead of Pie?
FLuttershy: I- I think so..
Pinkamena: (sudden aggression) WELL DIE FOR IT! (turns on the device, violently killing Fluttershy from off view).
END FLASHBACK:
Pinkamena: All I know for sure, is that she 'saw' something special.
FEW DAYS LATER:
AppleBloom has somehow been caught, and currently in a cell.
What remained of the main six, were now standing on the other side of the cell.
AppleJack: Why AppleBloom!? Why!?
AppleBloom: Yer the one who said, follow mah dreams!
AppleJack: (angrily) Ah meant doctor 또는 somethin'.. NOT MASS MURDERER!
AppleBloom: Ya should be happy.. Ah mean. Ah finally got mah cutie mark..
AppleJack: (angrily) NO YA DIDN'T! Ya just crudely glued Diamond Tiera's on yer flank!
AppleBloom: (Diamond's cutie mark crudely glued on her flank) Looks great dosen't it?
AppleJack: (growls in both anger and annoyance).
AppleBloom: (laughs) Ya look so cute like that..
AppleJack: (Keeps growling).
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Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One 더 많이 펀치 will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I swore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank 당신 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 예수님 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..
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Our story begins when the young mare 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the 담홍색, 핑크 mare.
RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.
PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! 당신 made it!
RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.
PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok, you're here now. What's a few 더 많이 minutes., I've been sooooo excited thinking about all fun stuff we're gonna do, I haven't stopped bouncing since I woke up. I mean, I almost forgot to breath I've been so happy.
RAINBOW: *Slightly uncomfortable chuckle*
PINKAMENA: 당신 ready to hear my plan than?
RAINBOW: As long as it has nothing to do with your obsessions of Buffalo Bill and Leatureface.
PINKAMENA: Oh don't worry.. *finally reveals herself, but wearing the dress, supposedly made out of victims* This is NOTHING to do with them.
RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.
PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly 크리피파스타 idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.
RAINBOW: And whats that?
PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.
RAINBOW: Cupcakes?
PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!
RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't do baking. Remember last time..
PINKAMENA: But Dashie, I need ya. Your the special ingredient.
RAINBOW: What do 당신 mean 의해 that?
PINKAMENA: *nervously* Nothing.
RAINBOW: Fine.. What excally do 당신 need me to do?
PINKAMENA: That's the spirit. *hands her an, already prepared, cupcake*
RAINBOW: What? I thought I was helping 당신 bake?
PINKAMENA: Think of it as a.. Tester.. Ya, let's go with that.
RAINBOW: Umm, okay. *takes cupcake*
PINKAMENA: Well? Eat it silly filly. Whatcha waiting for?
RAINBOW: *about to take bite, but than stops*
PINKAMENA: *secretly losing patience* What's wrong?
RAINBOW: This... This has WAY to strong a smell for a cupcake.. Pinkie. Did 당신 spill sleep drugs on it 또는 something? I can smell the smell of sleep drugs.
PINKAMENA: *nervously* No, no, no.. Of coarse not.
RAINBOW: Prove it. Bite it.
PINKAMENA: Umm, okay.. *bites it* 당신 see, it's fi- (falls asleep).
*THE 다음 MORNING*
Pinkamena suddenly woken up, and realized how badly she messed up.
PINKAMENA: That's the last time I lesson to you! *reveals that she was talking to Twilight's smartypants doll*
*Sudden voice* Hello? Mrs Pinkie? 당신 in here!
PINKAMENA: Of coarse.. AppleBloom promised to meet me.. *evil grin* I still can use my 'other' plan.
Pinkamena ran over to the entrance of SugerCube's and met up with the cute little filly.
APPLEBLOOM: What is it 당신 need from me?
PINKAMENA: *reveals the 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 she tired giving Rainbow* Well, firstly.. Can 당신 finish this for me. I'm stuffed.
APPLEBLOOM: What flavor is it?
PINKAMENA: What is your favorite?
APPLEBLOOM: Cherry.
PINKAMENA: Than that's what flavor it is.
APPLEBLOOM: Okay. *gobbles it up* Soo.. What now?
PINKAMENA: Now... 당신 sleep. *With that the unlucky filly soon felt very weak and clasped into a heavy sleep.
When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of 본즈 and flesh of past ponies. Her eyes darted back and forth and then gazed up at the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several 조랑말 hides, the words "Life is a party" were scrawled in red.
And if that weren't bad enough AppleBloom realized her hooves were chained against the wall.
APPLEBLOOM: Oh sweet Celestia.. Were the hell am I!?
PINKAMENA: *evilly* This is were I make my Cupcakes.
APPLEBLOOM: 당신 mean... No! I don't want to be a cupcake!
PINKAMENA: Relax... 당신 not going to be.. 당신 were always my favorite.. Your too good to be a cupcake.. Only reason I still chained 당신 up, is so 당신 don't run away, before I can make 당신 'join me'.
APPLEBLOOM: Noo! I don't wanna! I'm not being a part of this!
PINKAMENA: Ya, 당신 say that 'now', but trust me, 당신 have it in ya. And I know JUST how to bring it out of 당신 *Brings in a dead body, and cut up particaler parts, while giving twisted jokes about it.. How ever, after an 시간 of this prograss, AppleBloom, must of 로스트 of her mind, as those jokes suddenly seemed funny, very very funny*.
APPLEBLOOM: I think I am starting to get it know. *becoming 더 많이 evil*.
PINKAMENA: Well than, only one 더 많이 step..
APPLEBLOOM: What?
PINKAMENA: *pulls over tv* 당신 must watch Silence of the Lambs until 당신 can behave like Hanibal Lector.
APPLEBLOOM: I'll do my best.
*SEVERAL DAYS LATER*
Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn't move. She couldn't see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the 조랑말 from the bakery appeared in front of her.
SILVER SPOON: Whats going on!?
PINKAMENA: Well, its just.. Your number came up.. And.. I gotta make cupcakes!
SILVER SPOON: What dose that mean!?
PINKAMENA: *picks up huge knife* Your about to find out, *about to stab the filly.
APPLEBLOOM: Mrs Pinkie! What are 당신 doing!?
Silver Spoon feels relief.
APPLEBLOOM: 당신 said I could have this one.
Silver Spoon's relief instantly vanishes.
PINKAMENA: Oh, of coarse, I must of forgot.. *Hands AppleBloom the knife*.
APPLEBOOM: Okay dokey here we go.. *points 칼, 나이프 at Silver Spoon, menacingly* 저기요 Silver Spoon.. Guess who's gonna be a blank flank!
Silver Spoon panicked and tired as much as possible to break free but couldn't.
APPLEBLOOM: *running over* I've come to collect a head! Hawhawhaw! *but suddenly AppleBloom tripped, and accidentally pushed the release button on the ground*
Silver Spoon, didn't hesitate to run as fast as her little legs could take her.
PINKAMENA: Grab her!
She and AppleBloom chase her, but Silver Spoon soon escapes.
PINKAMENA: (Angrily) FUCK!
APPLEBLOOM: *ashamed* Sorry, Mrs Pinkie.
PINKAMENA: It's alright.. 당신 wouldn't be the only one to mess up some how.. Anyway.. Want to hang out 또는 something?
APPLEBLOOM: *happily* Sure!
THE FOLLOWING DAY:
As many of 당신 probably expected. The first thing Silver Spoon did was tell people about Pinkie's "secret".
Among the first she told was 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Who, in case 당신 forgot.
Never ate the drug covered cupcake, and none of the horrific events ended up happening to her.
But sadly, do to this fact.
Dash didn't believe a word of it..
DASH: (unconvinced) Uh huh.. Is it anything to do with the alien from last week?
SILVER SPOON: Hey. No one told ME that the mayor hired a bee exterminator!
ONE WEEK LATER
Twilight, worried about why Silver spoon would be saying such terrible terrible things about a certain 담홍색, 핑크 mare, went to sugercubes to ask the 담홍색, 핑크 mare herself about it.
Pinkamena: (nervously) oh. 당신 know how kids are.. Always with the crazy stories.. It's not like I'm killing anyone, 또는 anything (nervous chuckle).
Twi: I never said that.
Pinkamena: (even 'more' nervous) Well... Good.. Because... I'm not..
Twi: Very well.. (starts leaving)
Pinkamena: Wait., before 당신 go.. I made 당신 a cupcake.. (pulls out a small cupcake)
Twi: Oh. I don't kn-
Pinkamena: (sudden anger) EAT THE DAMN CUPCAKE!
Twi: Okay, okay.. Jeez.. (takes bite).. What now.
Pinkamena: Now... 당신 sleep.
However.. The 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 proved unsuccessful as twilight was still standing there.
PInkamena: (damn.. Plan B).. (pulls out vase) 당신 see this vase?
Twi: Yes. It's very nice..
Pinkamena: (happily) Isn't it?
Twi: Yes.
Pinkamena: It's European.
Twi: (serprised) Oh, no way!?
Pinkamena: Yes.
Twi: Oh.. It's nice
Pinkamena: Quite..
AWKWARD SILENCE:
Pinkamena: (suddenly smashes the vase over Twilight's head, knocking the young alicorn uncionscience).. There we go,. (starts dragging her off view).
Twilight suddenly regained consciousness she found her inside a dark, creepy room.
She couldn't see two feet infront of her.
She tried to shake her head but found that the taut leather strap kept it firmly in place. She struggled to move, but the braces around her chest and limbs glued her to the upright planks.
Only part of not tight up were her wings.
Either way she began panicking.
But suddenly the shadow of a 조랑말 appeared in front of her.
Twilight quickly realized it was Pinkie/Pinkamena.
But something about her seemed different.
she was hidden in the dark, but her hair was down straight, and her light blue eyes glowed in the dark. But instead of the usual beauty they have. They instead seemed menacing, as if it was an completely different 조랑말 (who knows.. maybe it is).
Pinkamena: (Still hidden in the dark) Goodie your awake., Now we can get started..
Twi: Why, wha-.. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
Twi: I- I can't move!
Pinkamena: Well. duaa.. That's because your tide up silly filly.. Would of thought a smarty-pants like 당신 would of known that..
Twi: But, why. What is goi... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?
Pinkamena: Well.. Your number came up Twiliy., And, well.. I don't make the rules.. I just do my job..
Twi: What are 당신 talking about!?... And why did 당신 hit me with a vase!?
Pinkamena: Yeah. Sorry about that.. After failing to get 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. But I had to take precautions.. Besides,. Your better anyway.. Your always away. We never get to hang out anymore.. But now.. We can be together FOREVER!
Twi: But people will come looking for me!
Pinkamena: I wouldn't worry about that sweetie., Besides.. How long 당신 think I've been doing this?
And with that the lights suddenly came to life and showcased the rest the room.
Once more. The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of 본즈 and flesh of past ponies. Twilight cringed at the center piece on the 표, 테이블 nearest to her. The heads of four foals, their eyes closed like they were sleeping, wearing party hats made from their own skin. She recognized one of them as 사과, 애플 Bloom's classmate. Her eyes darted back and forth and then gazed up at the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several 조랑말 hides, the words "Life is a party" were scrawled in red.
Pinkamena: Like it?
Twi: (too scared to even respond).
Pinkamena: Anyway.. enough talk. My costomers are getting wreckless,. Time to make cupcakes! (Pulls out a small peeling knife)
Suddenly, Pinkamena literary cut off Twilight's cutie mark, causing Twilight burning pain, and the alicorn cried out in agony.
ONE 시간 LATER
의해 this point Twilight had blacked out from pain/fear/shock all together.
But suddenly, Pinkamena stabbed an aderaline needle into Twilight, making her instantly wake up, her 심장 racing.
Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach 당신 manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw 당신 were next. We could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, 당신 keep falling alseep!.. I mean, 당신 don't see coming to "your" house and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me!.. Your suppose to be tough, your a princess!.. I mean, I thought 당신 could handle ANYTHING!?.. But I seen foals last longer then you!.. Do I have to baby you.. Is that how 'princess' Twilight wants to be rememebered!?.. As a BABY!?
Twi: Well.. That's what happens when 당신 rip out my wings. And also of my lungs!..
Pinkamena: Don't be a baby.. Ponies can servive without one of their lungs.. I mean. Don't 당신 watch tv!?
Twi: P Please Pinkie.. Please let me go.. I, I want to go home.
Pinkamena: I would 사랑 to let 당신 go.. I mean. I probably already got all that I need.. But I'm also not stupid.. If I let 당신 go. Your just run straight to the Ditto and the rest of the police, and tell them I drugged 당신 and held 당신 in my basement.
Twi: No I- Wait? This is your baseme-
Pinkamena: Besides.. I can't tell 당신 how many times I want to just say "I'm done with this mess" and go to bed.. But this is my job Twiliy.. My responsablility!.. 당신 off all people shoud know the importance of responsablilities.. I mean.. This is how it has to be Twilight.. EIther way.. It was nice knowing 당신 Twilight... Good bye.
Twi: Wha-
Suddenly Pinkamena, with one quick motion, slit Twilight's neck, and Twilight died within only a few seconds.
Pinkamena: (has to look away from the sight of Twilight dying).. God damn sometimes I HATE this job.
MEANWHILE:
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Mmm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let 당신 in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are 당신 saying 당신 KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ... Cool! (containues eating)
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AJ: She left us!?
Pinkamena: That's what Twiliy said... Claimed that being princess means 당신 guys are no longer good enough for her... (conveniently) Except me. She still likes me..
Rarity: What about Flutterhy!? She's missing as well..
Pinamena: Oh.. Well.. (nervously) I wouldn't know anything about that.
FLASHBACK:
Pinkamena: Wakey. Wakey. Fluttershy..
Fluttershy: (wakes up only to discover she's tied up. And sees. Much to her horror. A huge saw like device above her head, same one from 컵케익 - GET READY TO DIE) P- Please let me go!
Pinkamena: Can't.. Your on the list.. And my customers are getting wreckless again..
Fluttershy: Bu-
Pinkamena: Besides.. Remember when we were younger, and 당신 called me Lie instead of Pie?
FLuttershy: I- I think so..
Pinkamena: (sudden aggression) WELL DIE FOR IT! (turns on the device, violently killing Fluttershy from off view).
END FLASHBACK:
Pinkamena: All I know for sure, is that she 'saw' something special.
FEW DAYS LATER:
AppleBloom has somehow been caught, and currently in a cell.
What remained of the main six, were now standing on the other side of the cell.
AppleJack: Why AppleBloom!? Why!?
AppleBloom: Yer the one who said, follow mah dreams!
AppleJack: (angrily) Ah meant doctor 또는 somethin'.. NOT MASS MURDERER!
AppleBloom: Ya should be happy.. Ah mean. Ah finally got mah cutie mark..
AppleJack: (angrily) NO YA DIDN'T! Ya just crudely glued Diamond Tiera's on yer flank!
AppleBloom: (Diamond's cutie mark crudely glued on her flank) Looks great dosen't it?
AppleJack: (growls in both anger and annoyance).
AppleBloom: (laughs) Ya look so cute like that..
AppleJack: (Keeps growling).
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Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One 더 많이 펀치 will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I swore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank 당신 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 예수님 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Two fanfictions that I wrote starring Applejack. The first one is Wings
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사과 브랜디 gets a lot of work, and some ponies annoy her. One of them is Derpy, but AJ gets a chance to make fun of Derpy.
Applejack's Double Life
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With a beautiful theme song, and several gunfights, what's not to love? 가입하기 Applejack, and her cousin Braeburn as they fight the Film Flam brothers for Braeburn's orchard in this wild west style fanfiction.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and make sure to read 더 많이 fanfictions 의해 me, Seanthehedgehog. The leader in fanfictions.
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사과 브랜디 gets a lot of work, and some ponies annoy her. One of them is Derpy, but AJ gets a chance to make fun of Derpy.
Applejack's Double Life
link
With a beautiful theme song, and several gunfights, what's not to love? 가입하기 Applejack, and her cousin Braeburn as they fight the Film Flam brothers for Braeburn's orchard in this wild west style fanfiction.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and make sure to read 더 많이 fanfictions 의해 me, Seanthehedgehog. The leader in fanfictions.
