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 The 조랑말 with Jeff
The pony with Jeff
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection 카트 on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have 당신 been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What 년 did 당신 start working for your railroad?
Jeff: 1945. I remember it just like it was yesterday. The Nazis surrendered, and my brother got back from the war. Shortly after he returned home, I told him about my job.
Donovan: *Giving Jeff several spikes* What did he think about it?
Jeff: He was proud of me. So were my parents, but they weren't as happy about it as my brother. *Taking out bad nails* He said, "Jeffery, one day, you're giving me a ride from our hometown, all the way into San Franciscolt for free."
Donovan: I bet 당신 two actually did that.
Jeff: Actually, we didn't. *Chuckles* He had to 옮기기 all the way into Pittsburgh, because his wife found a job there. *Hammering the spikes into the track*
Donovan: *Grabs a bottle of water* I brought in several bottles of Poland Spring. Want any?
Jeff: I'll be okay for now. *Hammering in 더 많이 spikes* If I get too tired, I can go swimming in that river 다음 to the track.
Donovan: I wouldn't recommend that. The current is too strong.
Jeff: Oh. Well, I don't think it's warm enough for swimming anyway.

In Cheyenne, Gordon, and Orion were repairing the line on Archer Hill.

Gordon: *Bends a spike as he hits it with the hammer* FUCK!!
Orion: Are 당신 sure 당신 don't want me doing that?
Gordon: I can do it!!
Orion: No 당신 can't.
Gordon: *Jumps up, and down like a two 년 old* YES I CAN! YES I CAN!!
Orion: Screaming will get us nowher-
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train as he gets closer to Gordon, and Orion*
Orion: I got it.
Gordon: Got what?
Orion: I know how to get fired!
Gordon: Ugh. When will 당신 stop trying to get fired on purpose?
Orion: I tried stopping three months ago, it didn't work. We will not repair this line, and that train will crash, causing me to get fired.
Gordon: Why just you?
Orion: I'll take all the blame, and say that 당신 were busy working on another section of track.
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train, and slows down*
Gordon: He's slowing down. He may not crash.
Hawkeye: *Gets switched onto another track*
Orion: Shit.
Gordon: Better luck 다음 time.

A few 분 later in Ponyville, Chimney Sweep was talking to Jeff.

Chimney Sweep: I got 더 많이 track for 당신 to repair. The Pennsylvania Railroad interchange has worn out rails. Some of the workers are already there, and new rails are waiting to be set down. I would like 당신 to help out there.
Jeff: Good. I'll go over there now.

The interchange was close to Chimney Sweep's office, so Jeff was able to walk there.

Donovan: *Also working on the interchange*
Jeff: Donovan, good to see 당신 again.
Donovan: Likewise Jeffery. Use your unicorn magic to set the rails down on the ties.
Jeff: *Using magic to put down two rails, one on each side of the track*
Workers: *Hammering spikes*
Donovan: I'm glad we have 당신 with us Jeff.
Jeff: *Smiles as he continues using his magic to put down rails*

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 Pinkie Pie's car
Pinkie Pie's car
This fanfic is a combination of My Little 조랑말 with a movie called Duel. If 당신 have not seen Duel, then 당신 should. It is very good. Ok, here we go

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did 당신 get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need 당신 to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the list with 당신 in case 당신 forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 분 later she got behind a big rig carrying...
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저기요 guys. So a couple months 이전 I did an 기사 on my link, as 당신 may recall. Well, since then there have been a couple big changes to my list, large enough that I felt it was worth re-doing. The format is gonna be pretty much the same as it was in the other one, and for some of the returning stories I'll pretty much just be copy/paste-ing my 이전 thoughts. I would like to blame btflash for being the dork indirectly responsible for most of these changes. And here we go.

15. Night Guards 의해 Raugos

Tags: Adventure
Chapters: 12, including the author's note and the bonus chapters
This...
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 The Resistance Leader
The Resistance Leader
Labiche was walking through a very busy train yard. No 조랑말 payed any attention to him.

Labiche: *Passes two German ponies carrying crates as he walks*
German 조랑말 98: *Putting branches on an artillery gun as camouflage*
Labiche: *Ducks under the artillery gun, and continues walking*
German Officers: *Near Labiche, talking about something*
Officer 1: When will 당신 be ready?
Officer 2: The train will be ready to leave tomorrow morning, 의해 9:15 Major.

Now they're talking about a different train, one that will depart Paris before Colonel Von Waldheim's art train.

Labiche: *Continues walking. He passes...
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Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay....
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