나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn
Starring 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.
Announcer: For those of 당신 that don't remember, the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a 표, 테이블 with Marisa* 당신 really look like this mare I 날짜 in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah right. How much will it cost for 당신 to suck my dick?
Marisa: $500
Sean: That's expensive, but whatever.
As they go into a private room, Mercury enters the strip club.
Mercury: George, Richard, I got a job for you.
George: Is it the same type of job that grey hedgehog is getting with Marisa?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Come on, be serious.
George & Richard: *Sit down at Mercury's table*
Richard: Since when did 당신 care about being serious?
Mercury: All the time.
George: Yeah, like that one time he decided to paint his gun pink.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: It was for breast cancer awareness!
Richard: That's for humans. We are ponies. We don't have breasts, so we have nothing to be aware about.
Mercury: 당신 just don't give a shit about anything. Do you?
Richard: Not unless 당신 have somepony for us to kill.
Mercury: A gay pride parade.
George: Oh yeah!
Half of the audience started booing.
George: Oh come on. I thought all of the audience members were straight.
Richard: Guess not. We'll just have to kill them after this skit is over.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Now, this parade is going from Union Station, all the way to Civic Center. Find a spot where no one can find you, and blow them all to hell.
George: With pleasure.
They were set up in a building across the 거리 from Union Station.
George: I hate trains.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Why did 당신 pick to be 의해 the station?
Richard: This is a good view for our assignment. Why do 당신 hate trains anyway?
George: Season 5 hype train!
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Here they come, get ready.
Gay Ponies: *Walking out of the station*
George: This is not what I expected.
Richard: What do 당신 mean?
George: This is a parade. Where's the band that plays music?
Band: *Shows up out of nowhere, and plays music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Make sure your silencer is on. *Puts silencer on rifle*
George: *Attaches silencer to rifle* Let's do this. *Shoots gay pride pony*
Richard: *Shoots two gay ponies with one bullet*
Audience: *Cheering*
George: They're running away, hold your fire.
Richard: What for?
George: I want to do something to one of their banners.
After everyone was gone, George used black spraypaint to write gay marriage is gay.
Richard: Nice. Let's get out of here.
Back at the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn
Saten Twist: Since 당신 didn't kill all of the ponies in that parade, 당신 each get four grand.
George: Worth it. We vandalized one of their banners.
Saten Twist: Five grand.
Richard: Thank you.
Sean: *Leaving the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn* Well, I'll see 당신 guys later.
George: Where are 당신 going?
Sean: I gotta help prepare the 다음 skit. 당신 gotta get dressed as a golfer.
George: Oh yeah. The 다음 skit is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
2 B Continued
Starring 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.
Announcer: For those of 당신 that don't remember, the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a 표, 테이블 with Marisa* 당신 really look like this mare I 날짜 in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah right. How much will it cost for 당신 to suck my dick?
Marisa: $500
Sean: That's expensive, but whatever.
As they go into a private room, Mercury enters the strip club.
Mercury: George, Richard, I got a job for you.
George: Is it the same type of job that grey hedgehog is getting with Marisa?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Come on, be serious.
George & Richard: *Sit down at Mercury's table*
Richard: Since when did 당신 care about being serious?
Mercury: All the time.
George: Yeah, like that one time he decided to paint his gun pink.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: It was for breast cancer awareness!
Richard: That's for humans. We are ponies. We don't have breasts, so we have nothing to be aware about.
Mercury: 당신 just don't give a shit about anything. Do you?
Richard: Not unless 당신 have somepony for us to kill.
Mercury: A gay pride parade.
George: Oh yeah!
Half of the audience started booing.
George: Oh come on. I thought all of the audience members were straight.
Richard: Guess not. We'll just have to kill them after this skit is over.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Now, this parade is going from Union Station, all the way to Civic Center. Find a spot where no one can find you, and blow them all to hell.
George: With pleasure.
They were set up in a building across the 거리 from Union Station.
George: I hate trains.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Why did 당신 pick to be 의해 the station?
Richard: This is a good view for our assignment. Why do 당신 hate trains anyway?
George: Season 5 hype train!
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Here they come, get ready.
Gay Ponies: *Walking out of the station*
George: This is not what I expected.
Richard: What do 당신 mean?
George: This is a parade. Where's the band that plays music?
Band: *Shows up out of nowhere, and plays music*
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: Make sure your silencer is on. *Puts silencer on rifle*
George: *Attaches silencer to rifle* Let's do this. *Shoots gay pride pony*
Richard: *Shoots two gay ponies with one bullet*
Audience: *Cheering*
George: They're running away, hold your fire.
Richard: What for?
George: I want to do something to one of their banners.
After everyone was gone, George used black spraypaint to write gay marriage is gay.
Richard: Nice. Let's get out of here.
Back at the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn
Saten Twist: Since 당신 didn't kill all of the ponies in that parade, 당신 each get four grand.
George: Worth it. We vandalized one of their banners.
Saten Twist: Five grand.
Richard: Thank you.
Sean: *Leaving the 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn* Well, I'll see 당신 guys later.
George: Where are 당신 going?
Sean: I gotta help prepare the 다음 skit. 당신 gotta get dressed as a golfer.
George: Oh yeah. The 다음 skit is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
2 B Continued
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. 당신 need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew 당신 your whole life.
Saten: 당신 mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew 당신 your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, 당신 always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) 당신 were drunk.
Saten: If it makes 당신 feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if 당신 say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. 당신 need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew 당신 your whole life.
Saten: 당신 mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew 당신 your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, 당신 always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) 당신 were drunk.
Saten: If it makes 당신 feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if 당신 say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Bulstrode
Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.
the trotting dead
i ran to my dad and then the zombie was cracking our window. good thing my dad had a gun in his
room and he gave a gun to my brother when he was 17 so my brother got his gun and shot the zombie through the window. it flew back and then we looked at her we noticed it was my sister.
we were all sad we boarded up the doors and the windows. then a zombie was in the back of our house down in the basement when we went down there the only weapons we had were 총 and one knife. i had nothing cause i was to little. it almost got my mom cause she was looking somewhere else. be in for part 2!!
