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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: 당신 see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let 당신 know who Brony Of The 월 is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, 또는 laughing.
Master Sword: We didn't say anything funny yet, so they can't be laughing.
Tom: I got an idea. *Grabs a loudspeaker, and a grenade. He talks in the loudspeaker* Now listen up!! If 당신 don't stop booing, I'll shove a grenade up your ass, and kill 당신 in a matter of seconds.
Audience: *Becomes quiet*
Master Sword: There we go.
Tom: I knew it would work. Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The 월 award goes to Alinah_09.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that. She deserves it.
Tom: And now for our crossover parody. We decided to make a crossover parody of two skits we are currently doing.
Master Sword: We're combining Celebrity Jeopardy with The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and we're calling it..
Tom: Wildwest Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*

Wildwest Jeopardy

Starring Saten Twist as Alex Trebek
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
and Sean the hedgehog as Chief Wild Eagle

The four of them were outside. The gameboard, and podium were set up in the middle of the fort.

Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. From now on, I would appreciate it if everyone would refrain from using any words starting with N, 또는 F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the score. Chief Wild Eagle has a grand total of negative $61,000
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: I'll get that money back from your Granddaughter Trebek. 당신 74 년 old f**k.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I warned 당신 not to say anything starting with N, 또는 F.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: On 초 thought, forget that. It's gonna be a very difficult rule to follow.
Audience: No shit. *Laughing*
Alex: In last place with negative $104,000 is Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: RAMPAGE!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay. And in first place with negative $60,999 is Captain Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm in the lead, and I hope to stay there.
Corporal Agarn: But you're not in the lead. You're in Fort Courage with the rest of us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh I know that Corporal, I was just referring to the game.
Corporal Agarn: Oh. I see.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. It's time for Double Jeopardy, let's take a look at the board. The categories are..

As soon as the board turned on, Chief Wild Eagle shot an 애로우 at it, and it was destroyed.

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What the... Why did 당신 do that?!
Chief Wild Eagle: It was a monster! 당신 try to bring in monster to kill off Indian!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. We can't play now that the board is destroyed, so we'll see 당신 in the 다음 episode.

The End

On the 다음 part of this episode

Master Sword rants about the news industry.
Everypony is walking around the caves, looking for an exit.

"There has to be a way out of here", said Nashgear.

"I can sense an exit just around the corner", said Destiny.

As everypony turned the corner, they came face to face with a crystal wall.

"Maybe your senses are off.", said Constance.

Everypony sighed, except Smiley. "Come on, cheer up everypony! Remember Pinkie's song! ♪Come on everypony, smile, smile, smile!♪", Smiley kept singing.

"And I thought Pinkie was annoying...", mumbled Constance.

"We have to keep looking, everypony", said Nashgear. "I know we'll find someway out of here."

Bluehooves...
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"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her 프렌즈 captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" 퀸 Chrysalis laughed evilly.

"You won't get away with this", said Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the 왕좌, 왕위 room encased in green goo.

"Don't 당신 see, Celestia? I already have." 퀸 Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing 당신 can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.

-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. 당신 have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, 유니콘 and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat 퀸 Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in 당신 and your team's hooves!
posted by StarWarsFan7
Let's all congratulate shadirby on her win!


Congratulations on winning, shadirby! How did 당신 feel when 당신 found out 당신 won?
Oh my gosh, I was overjoyed that 당신 guys liked what I do on here. Thank you, so much!

Who is best pony?
Octavia, of course.

Who is best 조랑말 out of the Mane Six?
Rarity.

Who is best 조랑말 out of minor/background ponies?
Octavia

Who is your 가장 좋아하는 Cutie Mark Crusader? Sweetie Belle

Princess Celestia, Luna 또는 Cadance?
Luna, for sure.

Do 당신 sound like any pony?
I can do 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash pretty well...

Doctor Whooves 또는 Derpy Hooves?
I'd have to say Doctor Whooves.

What is your...
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p.s.this is an episode that i came up with.pinkie pie: oh my gosh! I can't believe were going to the gala already! twilight:calm down pinkie. rarity: you're not the only one who's exited pinkie, I heard that the famous elusive would be there. 사과, 애플 jack: I heard that I'm gonna have some competion. they say that one of the farm ponies from fillydalphia is gonna be there. 무지개, 레인 보우 dash: come on guys it's not that big a deal. all: not a big deal!(theme song) fluttershy: um, excuse me, rarity? rarity: ah fluttershy! come here i have a new dress for you. fluttershy: oh is that what 당신 wanted me...
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After QC was vanquished, my 프렌즈 got out of the caves, and Princess Celestia wasout of the green goo and back on her hooves, she called a grand gathering to award me on saving Equestria from QC. Everypony in Canterlot and Ponyville came to the gathering.

"Mares and Gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to award Fluttershy for saving Equestria from 퀸 Chrysalis", said Princess Celestia. "Element of kindness? 더 많이 like the Element of bravery." Everypony laughed.

"Speech", shouted Dashie.

"Oh, well, okay", I said. I went and stood in front of the ponies from Ponyville and Canterlot and...I...
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posted by Dark-Armor
The Hunger games had continued everybody knew they had to fight 또는 they die, everybody found their own water hole except Fluttershy cuz she was to distracted 의해 the cute animals, they all had to hunt for 음식 and that meant killing 동물 they all found 음식 but not Fluttershy but the 동물 were her 프렌즈 so they got her berries and water, Black Stilton (Dark-Armor) sent out 7 soldiers each went to 1 of them (the ponies) the Ponies fought the soldiers and killed them but Fluttershy did not kill the one that was sent for her cuz she hates fighting the robot stabbed her with his sword the sword went in side her body and came out the robot toke out his sword and Fluttershy died and came back to Ponyville everybody got informed that Fluttershy was eliminated. Who will be next? Find out in Chap.3. TO BE CONTINUED..........
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At Twilight Sparkle's house, we dried off. I and 무지개, 레인 보우 saw Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie there.

"Why are 당신 guys here", 무지개, 레인 보우 asked.

"It's too dangerous to stay at Apples Acres with all the trees", said AJ.

"I'm here because I thought this be a good time to have a party", said PP.

Ew. I guess that's why that nickname never caught on.

"What about you, Rarity", I asked her.

"Well, um....thunder scares me", Rarity said while blushing.

She's scared of thunder? What a filly.

"What brings y'all here", asked AJ.

"You guys should have seen me! I was flying through the clouds-", I was interrupted...
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posted by whiteclaw
"We didn`t expect any of this, just a 월 ago. We we`re at school laughing and telling jokes while we searched for our Cutie Marks, now we are on rooftops stealing rations. And for who? US, only us three. I`m not happy, I`m in Melancholy county after all. What`s their left to do in No Mares Land? I wish i could tell 당신 Granny Smith and Big Mac were waiting in an old apartment for us, that they`re gonna hug and thank us for the Rations as we 스플릿, 분할 them between us. But I can`t, that would be nothing but a big fat lie."



To be continued...
posted by Katie_Kat200
Act 1: Chapter 2

“So, Twilight, what’s with all this stone again?” Stalagspike asked.

“Well, 당신 see, Stalagspike, earth ponies and 유니콘 have been trying for a small time to find a way to get to places faster than with your hooves. Well not anymore!” Twilight shouted. She started using her makeshift tools to mold the stone into a round shape with a round hole in the middle.

“I call it…” Twilight said, “The Spinny Thingy!” Pinkie Rock glared at the newly named Spinny Thingy. She smiled and jumped on 상단, 맨 위로 of it. And strangest thing, it started to roll. She used her hooves...
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I shut the doors and windows to my 나무, 트리 도서관, 라이브러리 and home.

"No distractions," I say as I head towards my special concentration book.

I lay down with my legs below me.

"TWILIGHT!"

I stare daggers at my baby dragon and loyal assistant, Spike.

"Spike, I 사랑 당신 and all but please go away."

This was a time that I don't need Spike around.

"Sorry. I know you're busy with you're magic and..."

Spike looks around. Then he sees my angry expression. He giggles nervously.

"I... I should, like, get going."

"Yeah 당신 should. Like, NOW!"

Spike looks at me with guilt in his eyes. Tears swell up and he leaves with his...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 3

Tugs

July 6, 1953

Skywalker is narrating

It was a nice, and beautiful day. The sun was shining, and a nice cool breeze was blowing all around the train station in Harmon.

Skywalker: *Waiting for 다음 train*
Bartholomew: *Arrives in commuter train*
Lady: *Stops commuter*
Bartholomew: *Comes out of train* Hello Skywalker....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff showed Pete the 로스트 letters.

Pete: So 당신 saw this fall out of the helicopter when it was heading to Denver?
Jeff: Yeah.
Pete: Wait a minute. If you're here, who's doing your work on that track?
Jeff: Umm....

Meanwhile on the track that Jeff forgot to fix.

Engineer: *Drives train off tracks*

Back at Cheyenne

Jeff: Percy.
Pete: Ah, good. I knew I could rely on that pegasus.
Jeff: Right. Well, I have to get back to work. *Leaves*

Next day, at 7:30 PM, it was time for the mail trains to take off again.

Hawkeye: 당신 know what would be great?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: If somepony was filming us...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430

Skywalker from Alinah09

Whirl Wind from DragonAura15

Ten Cents, and Henrietta from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 2

Master Sword's perspective

July 1, 1953

Master Sword is narrating.

I joined the Neigh York Central two weeks ago. Then, a few days later, another new worker joins us. He's fifty one years old, and wears a monocle. He seems like a nice pony, but I don't think he should be driving a train, but our CEO doesn't know that.

Anyway,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Getting to Albany took five hours. When we arrived, Lady, and I had to return to Harmon.

Lady: Now this is where we learn how to drive the diesel.
Bartholomew: Oh boy.
Lady: Relax. This will be very easy. *Gets in engine*
Bartholomew: *Gets in engine*
Lady: Now the ponies previously using this locomotive were kind enough to leave this running for us, and we can get out of here quicker.
Bartholomew: Oh, good. So what do I do?
Lady: It's simple really. We just pull this lever, and our engine moves. Very simple, and not as complicated as driving the steam train.
Bartholomoew: Right. So now what?...
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posted by mariofan14
Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the changeling queen.
A powerful being, is she, and no doubt about it at all,
For her power is shaped as a ball:
One with no end to her power and attitude of pride.
Her changeling legions stretch far and wide
Until nothing else can be seen.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, the consumer of love,
As with her underlings who conquer vastly.
Many will see her as ghastly,
또는 perhaps even demonic of sorts,
As well as her infinite cohorts.
Nothing could send her above.

Chrysalis, Chrysalis, now beaten,
Will one 일 return with power all on
Her enemies with the rage of Phlegethon.
Speed will accompany her in many ways,
For her vengeance will be quenched in days,
All of her enemies' 사랑 eaten.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Carol
Carol
The 다음 일 at work, Bob was in his office.

Bob: Carol?
Carol: Yes Bob?
Bob: Could 당신 please get me some coffee?
Carol: Coming right up.
Mr. Carlin: *Knocking on door*
Bob: My door is open, 당신 can come in.
Mr. Carlin: Oh, I knew that, I just like knocking on doors. *Enters room*
Bob: Is everything okay?
Mr. Carlin: Well, to be honest, no. My wife got angry with me, for letting our 망아지, 콜트 wash the car for free. Now, she's thinking on divorcing me.
Bob: Well, I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Carlin-
Carol: *Brings coffee* Here 당신 are Bob.
Bob: Thanks, put it on my 책상, 데스크 in front of me.
Carol: *Puts coffee...
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The last solstice

Chapter 42: Cleansing light


Everything was bright and shiny. She was walking through a strange white tunnel, but the walls seemed to be alive. As she moved on, she spotted several faces all around her. She blinked in utter confusion and perplexity. She had no memory of how she got here, 또는 where was “here”. Outlandish whispers reverberated from the moving and forever changing walls, but she was unable to comprehend the meaning of the quiet words; they just swiftly glided through her brain, like fallen leaves, traveling with the autumn wind.

The familiar faces kept emerging...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice:

Chapter 40: Madness



Princess Celestia, the solar alicorn who have lived and ruled over the land for countless centuries would never thought she will witness the very end of everything. Twilight's calculations were incorrect. She only made a minor mistake, less than 0.1, but in the long run, those microseconds added up and influenced the final result. Ponykind's fate has been sealed, Equestria was facing her last hours in this world; she sensed the dark misery of the Sun clearly. Even if there was something she could have done to prevent the imminent apocalypse, it was too late....
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The last solstice

Chapter 39: Dark riddles


Nocturnal Mirage felt like a pegasus, flying high above the clouds, enjoying the warm summer Sun and the soft breeze. He has triumphed over the dark echoes of his past and extinguished the last traces of hatred left in him. The apparition that took the form of his beloved and feared mother, Summer Pride was no longer haunting him. He cleansed his spirit from all the hatred and rage she planted inside him over the years of their imprisonment, when they vanished along with the Crystal Empire for a thousand years. He was finally free. His body and soul...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Franklin
Franklin
Gordon, and Franklin arrived at the train station.

Franklin: Sir?
Boss Stephenson: What do 당신 want?
Franklin: Remember that 조랑말 Pete Reimer 당신 were talking to on the phone?
Boss Stephenson: Yeah. Did he send that new 조랑말 to help us?
Franklin: He's right here with me.
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me 의해 my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well 당신 complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies 의해 their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese...
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