Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.
Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I 십자가, 크로스 the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*
His train stopped just 다음 to the state border.
Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?
Stylo: Gordon had to stop for our train to pass.
Hawkeye: Oh good.
Gordon: *Sees a switch in front of him* The points are set to the track Hawkeye, and Stylo are on. What the fuck is the point of that? I could just stay on this track, and drive my train 다음 to their's.
What he didn't know was that the track his train was currently on was damaged half a mile ahead. Workers were currently working to fix it, but it was still too dangerous for any trains to go on the damaged track.
Gordon: *Starts to back his train up*
Signal Pony: What's this dumbass doing?
Gordon: Switch the fucking track!!!
Signal Pony: *Shakes his head no*
Gordon: *Gets out of his train, and goes to the switch track. He automatically sets the points with his magic to make his train go straight* There we go. *Quickly gets back into his train*
Signal Pony: *Tries to switch the track, but the lever is jammed*
Gordon: *Goes passed the switch* Haha!! I'm going straight, and now I can beat Pierce to North Platte.
Signal Pony: What does that twat think he's doing?
Hawkeye: Eh, looks like he's catching up.
Stylo: We can beat him. Full throttle.
Hawkeye: *Makes the train go faster* We have to at least be doing 75 now. Oh, and do 당신 think 당신 can find some 음악 for this race?
Stylo: Let me check. *Turns on radio*
A song 의해 Elvis was playing: link
Hawkeye: Nice.
Stylo: Now we just gotta stay in first place.
Hawkeye: Mr. Presley, we're gonna win this race just for you.
Gordon: *Slowly catching up*
Stylo: He's still catching up.
Hawkeye: He's got three engines pulling his train. We only got two.
Stylo: Our train is lighter. We should be going faster.
Hawkeye: True, but like I said, he's got three engines. We only have two. He has 더 많이 power.
Gordon: *Gets his engines passed Hawkeye's* Hahahaha!
Hawkeye: He's ahead of us.
Stylo: 당신 gotta be kidding.
Gordon: *Sticks his tongue out at Hawkeye, and Stylo*
Hawkeye: Real mature. *Looks at the track Gordon's train is on* Oh, *Laughs* Look at that.
Stylo: *Sees workers repairing track in front of Gordon's train* Hahahahahahaha. He has to stop now.
Hawkeye: But he isn't slowing down!
Gordon: *Sees the workers* OH SHIT!! *Applies the brakes* Stop, stop, stop!!!!!
His train ended up going on the damaged part of track, and was derailed. Luckily, no one was hurt.
Hawkeye: HAHA!!! Serves him right.
Stylo: We win the race.
Stop the song, because this is...
2 B Continued
Not really. Here's the rest of the episode.
45 분 later, Gordon got to the station in North Platte in a taxi. He had to call Pete, and tell him about what happened.
Gordon: *In phone booth* Come on. Hurry up.
Hawkeye: *Walking towards Gordon with Stylo* We win the race.
Gordon: Shut up! I gotta make a call!
Stylo: If 당신 don't know how to stop your train in time, what makes 당신 think 당신 know how to use a phone?
Gordon: Fuck you... Uh, Pete?! No, that wasn't to you, it was to Hawkeye, and Stylo! Yes, they're right here. *Points phone towards Hawkeye* He wants to talk to you.
Hawkeye: *Grabs phone* Hello, Pete?
Pete: Well, I heard you, and Gordon got in another race.
Hawkeye: Yes we did.
Pete: I hope 당신 won, because I placed bets on 당신 to win.
Hawkeye: Really?
Pete: Yes.
Hawkeye: Who else was betting?
Pete: Percy, Jeff, and this 조랑말 that claims to be Gordon's friend.
Hawkeye: 당신 may collect your money, because I did win the race. Gordon crashed his train.
Pete: And for that, I'll have him transferred up in Washington, probably Seattle.
Hawkeye: Good. The longer he stays there, the better. We gotta go now Pete.
Pete: Alright. See 당신 when 당신 get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Puts phone away*
Gordon: Stylo, do 당신 really think I can't do anything?
Stylo: Obviously, 당신 can't do anything. 당신 fucked up with driving your freight train here, so why would 당신 be able to do good at anything else?
Gordon: I'm an expert at changing tires on cars.
Stylo: Yeah right.
Just then, a brand new Corvette passed 의해 Gordon, and it got a flat tire.
Stylo: How ironic.
Gordon: Watch how it's done. *Walks to the car*
Old Mare: *Gets out of car* Ah, I knew I shouldn't have gotten a new car. These things always have problems.
Gordon: Excuse me ma'am. May I be of assistance?
Old Mare: No.
Gordon: Let me change the tire for you.
Hawkeye: Either he's deaf, 또는 no means yes.
Stylo: Ah.
Gordon: *Opens trunk*
Old Mare: I told 당신 not to help me.
Gordon: What do 당신 want to do? Stay here hours for help to arrive when it's already here? I can fix this. *Gets spare tire, and tools*
Old Mare: I'll make 당신 stop. *Grabs baseball bat*
Hawkeye: *Takes baseball bat away from mare* Ah ah ah. We want our friend to prove that he can actually do something right.
Gordon: *Raises car with lift*
Old Mare: Alright fine, but make sure 당신 get that tire on properly.
Gordon: *Takes off bad tire*
Old Mare: Can he hear? Can he hear?
Gordon: *Mimicking the mare* Yes he can. Yes he can.
Hawkeye: Could have fooled me.
Gordon: *Puts spare tire on car*
Old Mare: Make sure 당신 screw those nuts, and bolts on tightly.
Gordon: What does it look like I'm doing? *Lowers car after screwing in the nuts, and bolts* There we go.
After that, the spare tire got flat.
Hawkeye: *Laughs*
Stylo: *Sarcastically* Way to go Gordon!
Old Mare: These new cars are always going wrong!
Hawkeye: It's not the car. 당신 just have bad tires.
Gordon: I was about to say that!
Hawkeye: Bullshit!!
Hawkeye, and Stylo then began to walk away, leaving Gordon with the old mare.
The End
On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails
A 조랑말 from the mafia annoys everypony on the Union Pacific.
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.
Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I 십자가, 크로스 the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*
His train stopped just 다음 to the state border.
Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?
Stylo: Gordon had to stop for our train to pass.
Hawkeye: Oh good.
Gordon: *Sees a switch in front of him* The points are set to the track Hawkeye, and Stylo are on. What the fuck is the point of that? I could just stay on this track, and drive my train 다음 to their's.
What he didn't know was that the track his train was currently on was damaged half a mile ahead. Workers were currently working to fix it, but it was still too dangerous for any trains to go on the damaged track.
Gordon: *Starts to back his train up*
Signal Pony: What's this dumbass doing?
Gordon: Switch the fucking track!!!
Signal Pony: *Shakes his head no*
Gordon: *Gets out of his train, and goes to the switch track. He automatically sets the points with his magic to make his train go straight* There we go. *Quickly gets back into his train*
Signal Pony: *Tries to switch the track, but the lever is jammed*
Gordon: *Goes passed the switch* Haha!! I'm going straight, and now I can beat Pierce to North Platte.
Signal Pony: What does that twat think he's doing?
Hawkeye: Eh, looks like he's catching up.
Stylo: We can beat him. Full throttle.
Hawkeye: *Makes the train go faster* We have to at least be doing 75 now. Oh, and do 당신 think 당신 can find some 음악 for this race?
Stylo: Let me check. *Turns on radio*
A song 의해 Elvis was playing: link
Hawkeye: Nice.
Stylo: Now we just gotta stay in first place.
Hawkeye: Mr. Presley, we're gonna win this race just for you.
Gordon: *Slowly catching up*
Stylo: He's still catching up.
Hawkeye: He's got three engines pulling his train. We only got two.
Stylo: Our train is lighter. We should be going faster.
Hawkeye: True, but like I said, he's got three engines. We only have two. He has 더 많이 power.
Gordon: *Gets his engines passed Hawkeye's* Hahahaha!
Hawkeye: He's ahead of us.
Stylo: 당신 gotta be kidding.
Gordon: *Sticks his tongue out at Hawkeye, and Stylo*
Hawkeye: Real mature. *Looks at the track Gordon's train is on* Oh, *Laughs* Look at that.
Stylo: *Sees workers repairing track in front of Gordon's train* Hahahahahahaha. He has to stop now.
Hawkeye: But he isn't slowing down!
Gordon: *Sees the workers* OH SHIT!! *Applies the brakes* Stop, stop, stop!!!!!
His train ended up going on the damaged part of track, and was derailed. Luckily, no one was hurt.
Hawkeye: HAHA!!! Serves him right.
Stylo: We win the race.
Stop the song, because this is...
2 B Continued
Not really. Here's the rest of the episode.
45 분 later, Gordon got to the station in North Platte in a taxi. He had to call Pete, and tell him about what happened.
Gordon: *In phone booth* Come on. Hurry up.
Hawkeye: *Walking towards Gordon with Stylo* We win the race.
Gordon: Shut up! I gotta make a call!
Stylo: If 당신 don't know how to stop your train in time, what makes 당신 think 당신 know how to use a phone?
Gordon: Fuck you... Uh, Pete?! No, that wasn't to you, it was to Hawkeye, and Stylo! Yes, they're right here. *Points phone towards Hawkeye* He wants to talk to you.
Hawkeye: *Grabs phone* Hello, Pete?
Pete: Well, I heard you, and Gordon got in another race.
Hawkeye: Yes we did.
Pete: I hope 당신 won, because I placed bets on 당신 to win.
Hawkeye: Really?
Pete: Yes.
Hawkeye: Who else was betting?
Pete: Percy, Jeff, and this 조랑말 that claims to be Gordon's friend.
Hawkeye: 당신 may collect your money, because I did win the race. Gordon crashed his train.
Pete: And for that, I'll have him transferred up in Washington, probably Seattle.
Hawkeye: Good. The longer he stays there, the better. We gotta go now Pete.
Pete: Alright. See 당신 when 당신 get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Puts phone away*
Gordon: Stylo, do 당신 really think I can't do anything?
Stylo: Obviously, 당신 can't do anything. 당신 fucked up with driving your freight train here, so why would 당신 be able to do good at anything else?
Gordon: I'm an expert at changing tires on cars.
Stylo: Yeah right.
Just then, a brand new Corvette passed 의해 Gordon, and it got a flat tire.
Stylo: How ironic.
Gordon: Watch how it's done. *Walks to the car*
Old Mare: *Gets out of car* Ah, I knew I shouldn't have gotten a new car. These things always have problems.
Gordon: Excuse me ma'am. May I be of assistance?
Old Mare: No.
Gordon: Let me change the tire for you.
Hawkeye: Either he's deaf, 또는 no means yes.
Stylo: Ah.
Gordon: *Opens trunk*
Old Mare: I told 당신 not to help me.
Gordon: What do 당신 want to do? Stay here hours for help to arrive when it's already here? I can fix this. *Gets spare tire, and tools*
Old Mare: I'll make 당신 stop. *Grabs baseball bat*
Hawkeye: *Takes baseball bat away from mare* Ah ah ah. We want our friend to prove that he can actually do something right.
Gordon: *Raises car with lift*
Old Mare: Alright fine, but make sure 당신 get that tire on properly.
Gordon: *Takes off bad tire*
Old Mare: Can he hear? Can he hear?
Gordon: *Mimicking the mare* Yes he can. Yes he can.
Hawkeye: Could have fooled me.
Gordon: *Puts spare tire on car*
Old Mare: Make sure 당신 screw those nuts, and bolts on tightly.
Gordon: What does it look like I'm doing? *Lowers car after screwing in the nuts, and bolts* There we go.
After that, the spare tire got flat.
Hawkeye: *Laughs*
Stylo: *Sarcastically* Way to go Gordon!
Old Mare: These new cars are always going wrong!
Hawkeye: It's not the car. 당신 just have bad tires.
Gordon: I was about to say that!
Hawkeye: Bullshit!!
Hawkeye, and Stylo then began to walk away, leaving Gordon with the old mare.
The End
On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails
A 조랑말 from the mafia annoys everypony on the Union Pacific.
This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..
Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe 당신 can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what 당신 ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of 당신 in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.
TO BE CONTAINUED
Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe 당신 can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what 당신 ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of 당신 in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.
TO BE CONTAINUED
단풍, 메이플 looked out at the 표, 테이블 and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" 단풍, 메이플 asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. 단풍, 메이플 looked where Gummy was, right 의해 her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" 단풍, 메이플 asked. She looked around and then the 부엌, 주방 caught on fire. 단풍, 메이플 gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. 또는 at least, for Maple.