Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our show where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, 또는 played as characters in skits. For instance, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The 나귀, 엉덩이 나귀, 엉덩이 Inn skit.
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Audience: *Cheering*
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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first 일 of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Celestia: *Gets a star* Now 당신 will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots 미사일 at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit 의해 missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops 바나나 peel*
Derpy: Do 당신 really think that'll stop me? *Drives over 바나나 peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy 당신 unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*
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"Okay, let's see what 당신 wrote down." Said Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, 당신 wrote down, the letter N. 당신 wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing 더 많이 laughter to come from the audience.
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Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer said this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
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"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." Said Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if 당신 didn't say that word ever again." Said Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
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And now, it's time for fanmail from your 가장 좋아하는 six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, 의해 giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think 당신 sound great with your new voice.
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Alex said, "The correct answer was two. 당신 have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will 당신 pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
더 많이 laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
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Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the 후드 of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
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다음 day, Princess Celestia was walking through her 성 when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if 당신 promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are 당신 doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into 랜덤 objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I said I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Up next, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Narrator: One lovely morning, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Can't 당신 see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are 당신 going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
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무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash looked 앞으로 to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Said 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Mind your own business 당신 celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
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A police car heads towards 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash? Have 당신 been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
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무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Gets letter* Dear 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, 당신 are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one 더 많이 letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There 당신 are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if 당신 don't ma******te in that video, I'll show everypony in here an embarrassing 사진 of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing 사진 is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex: In the lead, we have 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Hey, who are 당신 calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
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Alex: 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, let's start with you.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex: 당신 know what? 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, 당신 take the board.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.
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Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, 당신 either have her do that to 당신 somewhere private, 또는 don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: 당신 mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied 의해 saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do 당신 have for 400. Good choice." Said Alex.
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Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
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Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with 일본 in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! 아니메 porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
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"Right." Said Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.
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Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are 당신 a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of 당신 is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Now for Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do 당신 take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I 사랑 당신 too.
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Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare 당신 say the color 담홍색, 핑크 is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th 벽 somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in 벽 that says number 4* Would 당신 look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*
Now for Applejack
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What letter did 당신 get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well 당신 wouldn't be laughing if 당신 got a disrespectful letter like that.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash!
A light was shining on her, and 천사 started playing lyres.
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Alex: Moving on. 사과 브랜디 has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her recent marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.
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Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and 영화 about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.
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Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking 당신 who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back 좌석 singing, I wanna hold your five 무화과 Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the 사랑 of god, shut your mouth.
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Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* 당신 didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: 당신 couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are 당신 going to stop being a coward?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy 더 많이 roles in this show later on. As for the rest of the video, the 다음 part will show the good times me, and my 프렌즈 had. Stick around, we'll be back.
2 B Continued
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Audience: *Cheering*
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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first 일 of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Celestia: *Gets a star* Now 당신 will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots 미사일 at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit 의해 missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops 바나나 peel*
Derpy: Do 당신 really think that'll stop me? *Drives over 바나나 peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy 당신 unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*
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"Okay, let's see what 당신 wrote down." Said Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, 당신 wrote down, the letter N. 당신 wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing 더 많이 laughter to come from the audience.
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Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer said this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
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"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." Said Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if 당신 didn't say that word ever again." Said Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
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And now, it's time for fanmail from your 가장 좋아하는 six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, 의해 giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think 당신 sound great with your new voice.
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Alex said, "The correct answer was two. 당신 have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will 당신 pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
더 많이 laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
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Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the 후드 of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
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다음 day, Princess Celestia was walking through her 성 when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if 당신 promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are 당신 doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into 랜덤 objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I said I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Up next, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Narrator: One lovely morning, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Can't 당신 see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are 당신 going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
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무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash looked 앞으로 to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Said 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Mind your own business 당신 celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
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A police car heads towards 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash? Have 당신 been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
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무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Gets letter* Dear 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, 당신 are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one 더 많이 letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There 당신 are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if 당신 don't ma******te in that video, I'll show everypony in here an embarrassing 사진 of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing 사진 is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex: In the lead, we have 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Hey, who are 당신 calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
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Alex: 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, let's start with you.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex: 당신 know what? 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, 당신 take the board.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.
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Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, 당신 either have her do that to 당신 somewhere private, 또는 don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: 당신 mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied 의해 saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do 당신 have for 400. Good choice." Said Alex.
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Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
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Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with 일본 in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! 아니메 porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
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"Right." Said Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.
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Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are 당신 a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of 당신 is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Now for Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do 당신 take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I 사랑 당신 too.
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Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare 당신 say the color 담홍색, 핑크 is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th 벽 somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in 벽 that says number 4* Would 당신 look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*
Now for Applejack
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What letter did 당신 get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well 당신 wouldn't be laughing if 당신 got a disrespectful letter like that.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash!
A light was shining on her, and 천사 started playing lyres.
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Alex: Moving on. 사과 브랜디 has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her recent marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.
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Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and 영화 about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.
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Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking 당신 who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back 좌석 singing, I wanna hold your five 무화과 Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the 사랑 of god, shut your mouth.
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Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* 당신 didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: 당신 couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are 당신 going to stop being a coward?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy 더 많이 roles in this show later on. As for the rest of the video, the 다음 part will show the good times me, and my 프렌즈 had. Stick around, we'll be back.
2 B Continued
Spectrum
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired 무지개, 레인 보우 Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I said the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The 일 came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her 프렌즈 said I was the 다음 element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
Ivey
Sharp Winged
Gladys
Snowstorm
Rainbowdash
Bah... I just woke up. 곰 with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...
Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for 사과, 애플 Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.
.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for 사과, 애플 Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.
.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
I am RainbowWing, this is the story of when The Cutiemark Trio got their cutiemarks. I will start with HoneyDoodle's.
" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do 당신 want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what 조랑말 would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.
I 사랑 parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old 나무, 트리 house. The 다음 일 only twelve ponies showed but boy did she show them a good time!
After the party a 심장 with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
" Yo! Brother! RainbowWing!" the energetic pegasus called. Me and her shy twin trotted to her.
"What do 당신 want now?" I hollered. "Yeah," LightningTrail uttered quietly. "I now how to get our cutiemarks!" she smiled her green eyes sparkled with mischief. " Have a party!" she exclaimed,
" We are only fillies, what 조랑말 would want to go to that party?" I asked,
" Hey, i'm no filly, I'm a colt," LightningTrail pointed out. I sighed.
I 사랑 parties so we threw one in the Cutiemark Crusader's old 나무, 트리 house. The 다음 일 only twelve ponies showed but boy did she show them a good time!
After the party a 심장 with a lightning bolt in it appeared on her flank. We had no idea what it meant except it had some thing to do with parties.
Moon Dust
I have decided to give 당신 all Moon Dust's back story so enjoy and comment!
Moon Dust was born on Hearths Warming Eve. Her father was a pegasus named 나무, 트리 Whisper. Nopony knew who her mother was. Moon Dust was delivered onto her father's house the night she was born 의해 Princess Luna.
Luna said she found Moon Dust in the snow 의해 the 성 with a note telling the princesses he was her father. Luna said she sensed great power from this filly. 나무, 트리 Whisper asked her to name the filly because naming the filly was not his job.
Moon Dust was named Moon Snowy Dust Moon Dust for short. 나무, 트리 Whisper raised Moon Dust until another filly with a 무지개, 레인 보우 mane was delivered to his house with a name and note saying she was named 무지개, 레인 보우 Wing. 의해 then Moon Dust was 2.
When Moon Dust was 10 she was accepted to Celestia's School for gifted 유니콘 and when she turned 12 she was made Luna's apprentice.
So that is most of Moon Dust's back story
Luna
