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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 거리 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 다음 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 더 많이 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 다음 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 9: That Doesn't Answer My Question

Astrel Sky was heading to the store to try, and buy some gifts for her friends.

Astrel Sky: *Walking to store*
Store Worker: *Holding flyers* Come one, come all! god that's getting old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Store Worker: To Walmart's December Black Friday Sale. Everything is under a dollar.
Ponies: Did someone say Black Friday?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: Uh oh.

Astrel Sky got pushed aside 의해 the big group of ponies, rushing past like a high speed train.

조랑말 38: This is my TV!
조랑말 93: I'm getting it! There's another one just like this, 당신 get it!
조랑말 38: It's got a white stain on it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
조랑말 84: *Grabs boardgame* I need this!
조랑말 37: *Takes boardgame from pony* I need it 더 많이 than you!
조랑말 84: *Takes his game back* 당신 need it less than me.
조랑말 37: *Gets punching 장갑 out of nowhere, and punchers Pony*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lyra: *Sees a pair of hands* At last! I can wear something on my hooves that will make me look like a human!
Audience: *Laughing*
조랑말 62: *Takes hands*
Lyra: *Her mouth drops on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: This is too chaotic. *Finds a microphone* Thank 당신 랜덤 microphone for appearing out of nowhere in my time of need.
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!

Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.

Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of 당신 should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell 당신 once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: 당신 know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what 당신 were doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Fighting*
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit 당신 make everypony go through.
Audience: *Clapping*

2 B Continued
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


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Dan - We 로스트 too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We 로스트 all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
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Joel - Can 당신 tell me how 당신 got an insider to 옮기기 Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one 더 많이 job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the 늑대 pack. Those sluts 스톨, 훔친 all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if 당신 can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And 초 will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to 히어로즈 that was chosen 의해 higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those 메리다와 마법의 숲 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired 의해 many. As a selector I...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - 저기요 Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- 저기요 don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and 당신 weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until 다음 week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see 당신 all again!

Fluttershy, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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Source: joyreactor
added by windwakerguy430
Everyone in the 조랑말 Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

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Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's show them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...
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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* 당신 sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, 당신 killed five of the guards, and 당신 don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting 다음 to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...
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Granny Smith: 당신 ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're 당신 doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of 건초 from you? I forgot to stock up on 음식 for Angel, and 당신 do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...
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added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
posted by mariofan14
To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I 사랑 to drink me some 맥주 and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I 사랑 my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock 또는 rap?

I just hate country music, and if 당신 like it, don't send me hate.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and 스프로켓, 스 프로 킷 back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, 당신 got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need 당신 to get over to 만, 베이 Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the 만, 베이 Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
다음 morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants 당신 to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. 당신 could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case 크래커 behind...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* 당신 told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it 또는 not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are 당신 going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get 당신 anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight 분 later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 무지개, 레인 보우 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...
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