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posted by mariofan14
This isn't 조랑말 related, but I think I should tell 당신 people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, 더 많이 commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and other heretics. Vlad III would have a pretty big grudge against these types of people when he would come into rule.

When Vlad did come into rule, he was at war against the Ottoman Empire, and he would do some pretty nasty things to his Turkish enemies, as well as innocent people, be they Turkish 또는 not, and it would all be very bloody, such as nailing heads, severe hacking and disembowlment. However, his 가장 좋아하는 method of torture and murder was impalement, whereas a long and sharp wooden pole is shoved up a person's rectum, sometimes through the stomach 또는 abdomen. The victim would slowly slide down the pole, having whatever insides destroyed. Pretty evil way to murder, because the death is slow and extremely painful. He would even eat while watching people die from impalement.

His bloodlust didn't stop there. He would destroy villages, burn children and have their parents eat them, and kill sick and poor people just because he hated the weaklings. He even murdered his own wife! His 가장 좋아하는 drink? Blood. He deserved to die in 1476/7. He must have believed that Satan would not grant him access to Hell upon death, but that can't be true because of his great and violent sins. He's probably getting hacked 의해 sword-wielding demons, which would probably be appropriate because of his bloodlust and what he did in his mortal life.

For information, I used Wikipedia and other sources from Google. If there's anything I need to add 또는 remove, 또는 if there's a need for revision, do tell me. Thanks for reading.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con had to go to Las Pegasus where Steve Jobs was hosting a party for his "excellent" news

car: Srow down!
Con: I wish S told me about the car talking!
usher: *opens door*
Con: *hands over keys* Don't let her boss 당신 around.

Con walked into the building. When he got there, he was greeted with loud music, and flashing lights.

Con: Now let's see what they have here.
Carrot Top: Con?
Con: Oh, hey. I haven't seen 당신 in a while
Carrot Top: *slaps Con*
Con: I see now. Other then being gone for too long what have I done to you?
Carrot Top: 당신 don't remember?
Con: That's why I asked.
Carrot Top: How about...
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 런던 race track
London race track
There would be four races in London. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash would take the first one, Sean had the second, Daredevil would do the third, and the last race would belong to Nikki.

Felix: That 무지개, 레인 보우 mare is going down.
Russian pony87: 당신 sure boss?
Felix: Yes I'm sure.
Sean: 당신 can do this.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I know.
Sean: Just saying. Good luck.
Rainbow Dash: *starts car*
Q.O.E: Let the race begin
racers: *drive*
Felix: *loads gun*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to 1st place*
Felix: I don't think so! *follows*
Sean: Hang on, that's Felix's car.
Daredevil: What do 당신 mean?
Sean: That red Cobra!
Daredevil: Oh damnit!...
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 Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: 당신 forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Thomas' Flam Special
Thomas' Flam Special
All four of our 히어로즈 we're resting at the hideout. Nikki however, was remembering her first race four years ago. Before she had a Wrestler, her car was a Lightningbird.

DJ: *playing 50's rock*
Nikki: *upgrading transmission*
Thomas: Hey, that looks cool.
Nikki: Thanks. What do 당신 have?
Thomas: See that Special over there?
Nikki: That car?
Thomas: Yeah. I'll take 당신 on at the raceway if 당신 want.
Nikki: Ok.

The two ponies got their car set up at the starting line.

Flag pony: 당신 ready?
Nikki & Thomas: Ready!
Flag pony: 3... 2... 1... GO!!
Nikki: *floors it*
Thomas: *does burnout*
Nikki: *goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On a highway leaving Ponyville there was a truck. It was carrying heroine, and was going 60 miles an hour. Suddenly three cars showed up behind it. Nikki, Sean, and Daredevil were chasing it.

Sean: Ok, remember the plan?
Daredevil: Yeah!
Nikki: We stop the trucks, and get the drugs.
Sean: Perfect. 당신 two get alongside it, I'll get infront. *goes faster*
Nikki: I have the left side
Daredevil: Right.
Sean: *gets in front of truck* 당신 in position?
Nikki & Daredevil: Yeah!
Sean: Then here we go *slows down*
trucker: *honks horn*
Sean: Now this is where 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash comes in. 당신 hear me Dash?
Rainbow...
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posted by mariofan14
It was a rainy 일 in the town of Ponyville on a Saturday. Nobody wanted to go outside during a rainy 일 because they thought they would be afflicted 의해 a little bit of gloom. But then, there was a splash in a little puddle. Someone was walking someplace. But who? Let's follow that particular pony, shall we?

This 조랑말 was making its way towards Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres, but for what reason? To buy some apples? Maybe, but this wasn't really the case. Anyways, the 조랑말 knocked on the door in front of the house. Granny Smith opened it up, saying, "How can ah haylp ya?" "I've come for 사과, 애플 Bloom," the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning, this has a extremely intense car chase. If 당신 don't like intense action then do not read

Russians: *driving trucks*
Con: *driving behind them*
Russian trucker1: Who is that pony?
Sanchez: Attention, Con Mane has stolen one of our trucks. Stop him at all costs!
Russian trucker 1: I see him! *slows down*
Russian pony45: *driving bus*
Russian pony89: Stop!
Russian pony45: *stops* Get the rocket launchers, they're in the trunk.
Russian pony89: *grabs rocket launcher*
Russian trucker 1: *rams Con*
Con: *rams trucker*
Citizen 8975: *spins off road*
Con: *rams truck into canyon*
Construction worker:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Location - Near Equestria Moutains
Time - 5:50
Alpha Team - Bravo we near location...
Dan - Roger that Alpha... Delta 당신 near
FireDash - ye- HOLY CRAP RPG *silent*
Dan - DELTA DELTA! CRAP
Alpha Team - WE NEED BA- *silent*
NightFire - RPG!
Dan - 불, 화재 불, 화재 *fire*
Marine - THIS CAR GET ONLY 2 FIRES FROM RPG!
Dan - WELL FIRE! *fire*
NighrFire - I-I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE... RPG!
RPG hit Dan and NightFire
Dan - *lieing on ground* crap... NightFire... 당신 ok
NightFire - yeah *wstand up*
There was 불, 화재 everywhere... they was knocked on 5 분 and nuclear bomb exploted in air...
Dan - what the hell...
NightFire...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another 조랑말 is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the 별, 스타 wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: 저기요 look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh 당신 from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are 당신 doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did 당신 do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: 당신 sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony: *pushes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other 미사일 carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's 옮기기 up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 days later in caferia...
Dimitri - *enter caferia... *sits in empety table*
Dan - *teleport on chair and speed sit* *smile* suprised...
Dimitri - rly... 당신 live...
Dan - yup...
Dimitri - what 당신 want... I left GEA halfyer ago
Dan - I know... *show picture of Tulip* know that mare...
Dimitri - no...
Dan - oh she famous in Russia...
Dimitri - *grab gun*
Dan - ...
Dimitri - *pick gun to Dan head* fuck you...
Dan- ... bad chose *teleport*
Dimitri - *shoot*
Dan - *teleport behaind Dimitri and grab him*... 당신 suck in fighting like always...
Dimitri - SHUT UP!
Mare - RUN CALL POLICE!!!!!
Stalion - I DO THIS
Dan...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just driving to Los Angeles, which was a very long way from where I was now. Peekskill New York. I stopped here to visit my cousins, and aunt Laura.

Hater 24: 저기요 isn't that the guy our team tried to get 2 days ago?
Hater 532: It is. Let's get him!
Sean: *hears haters & drives faster*
Hater 24: All units listen up! We found Sean Bodine, driving a 2012 Toyota Camry! License plate is GRE-33K
Hater leader: Alright! Permission to shoot on sight.
Sean: *weaving through traffic*
Hater 532: *grabs gun*
Sean: *turns off highway*
Hater 24: *follows*
Hater 532: *shoots back window*
Hater 48: Joining...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I escaped the haters, but now I had to turn around, and go to Frenchtown.

Mom: *calls me*
Sean: Hello?
Mom: What happened at your house?
Sean: Some guys tried to kill me, and murdered my dad.
Mom: I can see that. I want 당신 in Frenchtown, at my place now!
Sean: On my way. I should be there in 20 minutes.

I made it into Frenchtown, but I wasn't sure how to tell my mom who was trying to kill me.

Mom: So what did 당신 do after your father died?
Sean: I escaped.
Mom: How? They were at the front door.
Sean: Does it matter how?! I escaped!!
Mom: ANSWER MY QUESTION!
Sean: I climbed out of my 침대 room window....
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It was a regular 일 in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So 당신 from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on 당신 guys.
Sean: I'll meet 당신 there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: 당신 always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What 당신 might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would 당신 like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell 당신 what. 당신 make this 보트 go faster, and I'll pay 당신 for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no 불, 화재 dash: series D; im 심장 broken as im 글쓰기 this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if 당신 ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
 "Are 당신 bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres. 사과 브랜디 was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ said to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus said excitedly. It didn't take long before 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer 조랑말 asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if 당신 can holler, then get back to it" 사과, 애플 said to her. ," are 당신 bucking joking?!" RD said as if surprised. "Yep, 당신 said 당신 wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard 당신 worked every day" 사과 브랜디 stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought 당신 wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to show due to her anger. 
 "If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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