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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that 당신 found her. Have 당신 stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with 당신 Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would 당신 like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well first, I want to get the German Secret Service, M.I.3 involved. Until then, I have another assignment for you.
Con: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We've been getting reports of information being leaked from our operations. It's possible that one of our agents is a mole. Find him, and kill him.
Con: Right away. *Walks away*
Miss Moneybit: Is Pinkie Pie in command again?
Con: Sort of. Parcival needs to fill out the appropriate paperwork to give Pinkie her old job back.
Miss Moneybit: And what are 당신 up to?
Con: I gotta find a 몰, 두더지 in our agency.
Miss Moneybit: Good luck.
Pinkie Pie: *Calling M.I.3*
German Commander: *Answers call* Hallo?
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
German Commander: Pinkie Pie? You're back in command for the C.I.E.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
German Commander: Sehr gut. What can I do for you?
Pinkie Pie: I would like your assistance on taking down Ice Cube. Do 당신 have any info on her?
German Commander: One of my agents has just reported that she is-

The electricity went out, and Parcival kicked the door open to P's office.

Pinkie Pie: Parcival! What are 당신 doing?
Parcival: *Pointing shotgun at Pinkie* Keeping my job to myself. 당신 should have just stayed in hiding instead of making a comeback.
Con: *Running towards P's office* Parcival!! *Points his gun at Parcival* Drop your weapon!!
Parcival: *Continues pointing shotgun at Pinkie*
Con: I said drop your weapon!!
Parcival: It's too late Mr. Mane. I'm going to kill her, and prevent this mare from taking my job!
Con: Not on my watch! *Shows his watch to Parcival* I just got it polished. I don't want any bloodstains on it.
Parcival: *Admiring watch* Well, that is beautiful, and shiny, but it also changes the subject! *Points shotgun at Pinkie* I'm going to kill her, and prevent this mare from taking my job!
Con: 당신 already said that, and so far 당신 haven't shot her!
Parcival: Try, and stop me.

A gunshot was heard, but it didn't come from Parcival's gun. It came from Con's gun, and he prevented Parcival from shooting Pinkie Pie.

Parcival: *Falls on ground*
Con: He was the mole. S says that Parcival knocked him out in the electrical room, and shut down the power. I ran to you, as fast as I could, and I saw him pointing his gun at you.
Pinkie Pie: 당신 did excellent 0007. It's agents like 당신 that make me glad to be a part of this organization.
Con: I do my best, and only my best.
Pinkie Pie: Danke.

The power came back on.

Con: *Checks time* I'll go have lunch, and then I'll come back for breifing.
Pinkie Pie: Excellent. *Tries to call M.I.3 again*

2 B continued
posted by Canada24
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like 당신 would see on JASON VOORHEES).

"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.

"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.

"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.

"I told you.. Rarity may have some gold hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
Spike: [sighs] 당신 know the worst thing about 당신 being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to 당신 for 조언 about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: 당신 know, 'cause 당신 used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are 당신 talking about? I had good 프렌즈 in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any 사진 from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. 당신 know how we put 당신 as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need 당신 your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem 또는 a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? 당신 called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: 당신 could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: 당신 came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case 당신 were wondering.
Amanda: Did 당신 take our advice...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 의해 any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: 당신 know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, 또는 terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. 당신 don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. 당신 realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find 사랑 in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS 사랑 me.
Ditto: 당신 got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. 또는 hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck 당신 too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't 당신 the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings 당신 here?.. All out of 도넛 in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then 당신 might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do 당신 want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest 별, 스타 Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write 더 많이 랜덤 things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten 글쓰기 classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy 주황색, 오렌지 mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The 주황색, 오렌지 mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing 의해 a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, 당신 have parked too close to a 불, 화재 hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the 불, 화재 hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says 당신 have to park ten hooves, or...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor