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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't 당신 be 프렌즈 with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're 프렌즈 with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your 다음 plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why 당신 never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: 당신 told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, 의해 using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.

Meanwhile in Ponyville

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: 당신 ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: 불, 화재 away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: 당신 can't fight anypony with a gun if 당신 can't dodge the bullets.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What do 당신 want?
Discord: To kill you.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Oh no 당신 don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: She just said my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that 당신 got rid of my gun. 당신 know what I'm gonna do now?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What?

Discord was about to 펀치 her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* 당신 failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told 당신 to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.

Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.

Police Ponies: *Looking at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* She's dead.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no 당신 don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are 당신 alright?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge 당신 to a wrestling match!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?

The end.