The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
One 일 at Fort Courage.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking 의해 the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn: Thirteen hundred hours past what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Forget it. *Walks away*
Dobbs: *Playing the 나팔, 나 팔 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: *Walks over to Dobbs, and hits him in the head*
Dobbs: *Goes crosseyed, and falls on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Why do 당신 keep playing that thing?
Dobbs: Because I'm good at it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, 의해 the General store
Captain Parmenter: *Reading a letter, as he walks. He goes up a plank going to a construction center, then goes down a platform on a rope. As he turns left, he runs into a fence, and rolls over back onto his hooves, and continues 읽기 the letter. All without noticing what he just did*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I wish I could do that. All I need is a letter.
So he started 글쓰기 to a 랜덤 조랑말 in Canterlot.
Corporal Agarn: Dear, ponies working in the white house. I don't know who 당신 are, but I need your help
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I want to do something my captain did, and 의해 doing so, I need a letter. Please send one to me.
Corporal Agarn, Fort Courage, F Troop. PS, can 당신 tell my your names so that I can adress 당신 properly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Walks in* Hello Agarn. What are 당신 doing?
Corporal Agarn: 글쓰기 a letter.
Captain Parmenter: To who?
Corporal Agarn: The ponies in the white house.
Captain Parmenter: The white house?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Why? I'm know I'm a clumsy leader, but I can do better!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If you're so clumsy, how come 당신 read a letter while doing all those cool stunts 당신 did?
Captain Parmenter: What are 당신 talking about?
Corporal Agarn: *Staring at the audience with an angry face*
Audience: *Laughing*
One breif reminder later
Captain Parmenter: Okay, it's all set. Do 당신 know what to do?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah. I read this letter while doing stunts. *Thinking* What do I have to do?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Just read that letter, and walk.
Corporal Agarn: Okay. *Reading letter as he walks, but he trips on some stairs* Okay, I think I just broke my jaw. If that's possible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 나팔, 나 팔 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 당신 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
One 일 at Fort Courage.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking 의해 the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn: Thirteen hundred hours past what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Forget it. *Walks away*
Dobbs: *Playing the 나팔, 나 팔 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: *Walks over to Dobbs, and hits him in the head*
Dobbs: *Goes crosseyed, and falls on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Why do 당신 keep playing that thing?
Dobbs: Because I'm good at it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, 의해 the General store
Captain Parmenter: *Reading a letter, as he walks. He goes up a plank going to a construction center, then goes down a platform on a rope. As he turns left, he runs into a fence, and rolls over back onto his hooves, and continues 읽기 the letter. All without noticing what he just did*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I wish I could do that. All I need is a letter.
So he started 글쓰기 to a 랜덤 조랑말 in Canterlot.
Corporal Agarn: Dear, ponies working in the white house. I don't know who 당신 are, but I need your help
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: I want to do something my captain did, and 의해 doing so, I need a letter. Please send one to me.
Corporal Agarn, Fort Courage, F Troop. PS, can 당신 tell my your names so that I can adress 당신 properly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Walks in* Hello Agarn. What are 당신 doing?
Corporal Agarn: 글쓰기 a letter.
Captain Parmenter: To who?
Corporal Agarn: The ponies in the white house.
Captain Parmenter: The white house?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Why? I'm know I'm a clumsy leader, but I can do better!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: If you're so clumsy, how come 당신 read a letter while doing all those cool stunts 당신 did?
Captain Parmenter: What are 당신 talking about?
Corporal Agarn: *Staring at the audience with an angry face*
Audience: *Laughing*
One breif reminder later
Captain Parmenter: Okay, it's all set. Do 당신 know what to do?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah. I read this letter while doing stunts. *Thinking* What do I have to do?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Just read that letter, and walk.
Corporal Agarn: Okay. *Reading letter as he walks, but he trips on some stairs* Okay, I think I just broke my jaw. If that's possible.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the 나팔, 나 팔 poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning 당신 Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
