This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure 당신 that no 더 많이 rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in 초 place with negative seventy nine thousand dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Ozzy: *Drunk* ALL ABOOOOOARD!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing hard*
Ozzy: AI AI AI AI AI!
Audience: *Cheering, and laughing*
Ozzy, and Alex: *Staring at each other with weird looks*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Martha Stewart is in a commanding lead with zero dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Martha: *Has podium decorated with flowers* Alex. I've transformed this simple game show podium, into a winter cornucopia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: Using dry face, and snow tip eucalypti. I really treasure it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Wow. And in third place with negative one hundred thousand dollars. *Sighs* Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Sean: We meet again Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I noticed 당신 weren't able to sit down during the commercial. What's wrong sweetheart? Still didn't lose your virginity?
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank 당신 Mr. The Hedgehog. Now let's take a look at the categories for double jeopardy. They are...
Potent Potables
Drummers named Ringo
States ending in "Jersey"
Richard Nixon
The number after 2
Famous Kareem Abdul Jabaars
And finally, Don't Do Anything
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: What is it Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Knock knock.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sighs* Who's there?
Sean: Me, the guy who slept with your grand daughter last night!
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Drummers named Ringo for 400. And the answer is, "This Ringo was the 별, 스타 고수, 드러 머 for The Beatles."
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Martha Stewart?
Martha: *Sad* I'm so terribly lonely.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I know.
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Sean the hedgehog. The 고수, 드러 머 for the Beatles.
Sean: Uh, Craving Moorehead.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Who is Craving Moorehead.
Sean: Apparently 당신 are.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: *Not happy* The answer of course was Ringo Starr. Mr. Osborne, 당신 get to choose.
Ozzy: Choose? I'll take Charleston Chews for sixteen million.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Don't do anything. The answer to this is don't do anything. Don't ring your buzzer, just remain motionless, and 당신 all win.
Ozzy: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Osborne 당신 just lost.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well at least the other two contestants-
Martha: *Rings in*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did 당신 ring your buzzer?
Martha: Because that sound reminds me of a yellow throated new england warbler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Well congratulations Mr. The Hedgehog 당신 win.
Sean: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: *Angry* Wha-
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did 당신 do that?!!?
Sean: Because I hate 당신 Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, it's your board.
Sean: It certainly is 당신 beef witted 사과, 애플 john.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Looky what I did.
He changed Richard Nixon, to Hard On
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ugh... Alright.
Sean and Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Alright, let's just end this. Final jeopardy. The category is, 당신 know what? I'll tell 당신 what, the category is things 당신 like. Just write down, 또는 draw a picture of something 당신 like.
Audience: *Laughing*
The final jeopardy song started playing.
Alex: If 당신 like circles, draw a circle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Osborne could draw a Charleston Chew.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog could draw me hanging myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anything at all.
The 벨 rang, and time was up.
Alex: Well let's start with Ozzy Osborne. He wrote, *Looks at his board* Monkeys. Fine, that's great 당신 like monkeys.
Ozzy: No I don't! I hate monkeys!! They're awful.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ozzy: I had a monkey one time, and he was nothing like Donkey Kong. So, I sent him to hell!
Audience and Ozzy: *Laughing*
Alex: There's something wrong with your brain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Goes to Martha's board* Martha Stewart seems confident, let's see what she wrote. *Looks at Martha's board* Absolutely nothing.
Martha: Alex, I'm filthy rich. I don't need your chump change.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're playing for charity.
Martha: Yeah well screw them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please seek some counselling. And finally, Sean The Hedgehog, 당신 wrote, *Looks at Sean's board* Alex Trebek. I-I can't believe it. Som-something 당신 like is me.
Sean: Hey, I know I'm hard on you, but it's all in good fun.
Alex: I-I don't know what to say. Let's see how much 당신 wagered.
The wagered section of the board said...
Alex: Sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: I can't believe I fell for that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: So long from Celebrity Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
2 B continued
In the 다음 part, Master Sword plays as a Corporal in the army during the Wild West.
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure 당신 that no 더 많이 rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in 초 place with negative seventy nine thousand dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Ozzy: *Drunk* ALL ABOOOOOARD!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing hard*
Ozzy: AI AI AI AI AI!
Audience: *Cheering, and laughing*
Ozzy, and Alex: *Staring at each other with weird looks*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Martha Stewart is in a commanding lead with zero dollars.
Audience: *Cheering*
Martha: *Has podium decorated with flowers* Alex. I've transformed this simple game show podium, into a winter cornucopia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: Using dry face, and snow tip eucalypti. I really treasure it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Wow. And in third place with negative one hundred thousand dollars. *Sighs* Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Sean: We meet again Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I noticed 당신 weren't able to sit down during the commercial. What's wrong sweetheart? Still didn't lose your virginity?
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank 당신 Mr. The Hedgehog. Now let's take a look at the categories for double jeopardy. They are...
Potent Potables
Drummers named Ringo
States ending in "Jersey"
Richard Nixon
The number after 2
Famous Kareem Abdul Jabaars
And finally, Don't Do Anything
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: What is it Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Knock knock.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sighs* Who's there?
Sean: Me, the guy who slept with your grand daughter last night!
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Drummers named Ringo for 400. And the answer is, "This Ringo was the 별, 스타 고수, 드러 머 for The Beatles."
Audience: *Laughing*
Martha: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Martha Stewart?
Martha: *Sad* I'm so terribly lonely.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I know.
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Sean the hedgehog. The 고수, 드러 머 for the Beatles.
Sean: Uh, Craving Moorehead.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Who is Craving Moorehead.
Sean: Apparently 당신 are.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: *Not happy* The answer of course was Ringo Starr. Mr. Osborne, 당신 get to choose.
Ozzy: Choose? I'll take Charleston Chews for sixteen million.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Don't do anything. The answer to this is don't do anything. Don't ring your buzzer, just remain motionless, and 당신 all win.
Ozzy: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Osborne 당신 just lost.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well at least the other two contestants-
Martha: *Rings in*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did 당신 ring your buzzer?
Martha: Because that sound reminds me of a yellow throated new england warbler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Confused* Well congratulations Mr. The Hedgehog 당신 win.
Sean: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: *Angry* Wha-
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why did 당신 do that?!!?
Sean: Because I hate 당신 Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, it's your board.
Sean: It certainly is 당신 beef witted 사과, 애플 john.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Looky what I did.
He changed Richard Nixon, to Hard On
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ugh... Alright.
Sean and Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Alright, let's just end this. Final jeopardy. The category is, 당신 know what? I'll tell 당신 what, the category is things 당신 like. Just write down, 또는 draw a picture of something 당신 like.
Audience: *Laughing*
The final jeopardy song started playing.
Alex: If 당신 like circles, draw a circle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Osborne could draw a Charleston Chew.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog could draw me hanging myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anything at all.
The 벨 rang, and time was up.
Alex: Well let's start with Ozzy Osborne. He wrote, *Looks at his board* Monkeys. Fine, that's great 당신 like monkeys.
Ozzy: No I don't! I hate monkeys!! They're awful.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ozzy: I had a monkey one time, and he was nothing like Donkey Kong. So, I sent him to hell!
Audience and Ozzy: *Laughing*
Alex: There's something wrong with your brain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Goes to Martha's board* Martha Stewart seems confident, let's see what she wrote. *Looks at Martha's board* Absolutely nothing.
Martha: Alex, I'm filthy rich. I don't need your chump change.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're playing for charity.
Martha: Yeah well screw them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please seek some counselling. And finally, Sean The Hedgehog, 당신 wrote, *Looks at Sean's board* Alex Trebek. I-I can't believe it. Som-something 당신 like is me.
Sean: Hey, I know I'm hard on you, but it's all in good fun.
Alex: I-I don't know what to say. Let's see how much 당신 wagered.
The wagered section of the board said...
Alex: Sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: I can't believe I fell for that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: So long from Celebrity Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
2 B continued
In the 다음 part, Master Sword plays as a Corporal in the army during the Wild West.
